Fic: Aerie

May. 7th, 2012 05:26 pm
sabinetzin: (marvel - barton's fine neck)
Title: Aerie
Summary: Clint's the kid who doesn't fit in; Phil's the kid who doesn't stand out.
Fandom: Avengers/Harry Potter
Word Count: 2064
Rating/Contents: G, wee Ravenclaws, etc
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Yeah I, uh, need to start remembering to repost stuff over here. Will work on in future. Expect several posts tonight as I get this together.

Aerie )
sabinetzin: (sga - z is for zelenka)
1. I'm cleaning up my oldest fic, right? Because I want everything from FF.net, Restricted Section, AFF, my journal, w/e, all on the AO3. This is the stuff from way back, the stuff that was the very first fanfiction I wrote consciously, knowing what I was doing what writing fanfiction.

So I did most of this work a year ago, and I imported all but just a few things from FF.net. It is important to note that I didn't read any of them; I just imported all of them and tossed them up. But oh god, there were a few things I had missed, and I read them. Oh my god that was an error in judgment. I just, goddamn.

But now, I've put up everything I can find (though now that I think about it I might need to recheck [livejournal.com profile] bloody_shorts), except for this one story.

It is, without a doubt, bar none, the worst story I have ever written in my entire life. This is not 100% shocking, because it was the second story I ever wrote, following my (adorable and harmless) Mary Sue, and it was the first porn I ever wrote. I remember having SUCH TROUBLE because I was 17 AND THREE QUARTERS YOU GUYS and it was SO SCARY to click the "I am over 18" button because I was afraid of the INTERNET POLICE.

You think I'm lying. You sit here and read all these kinky stories I been leaving all over the place, and you do not understand that I am a Good Girl at heart. I have been known to follow the Letter and not the Spirit, is what I'm saying.

So I don't know what to do about this story. I thought it wasn't available anywhere on the internet except behind a login at Restricted Section, but I just found it on my AFF profile. I'm so torn, because I'm a completist, and I feel that you have to own your mistakes. But y'all, this, this may just be too bad. We may have crossed the Rubicon on this one. I'll damn sure link to the sporking if I do post it, though (if I can find it, it's not tagged on the comm I know it's in).

So IDK. I'm not linking you to it if I post it. You can find it your damn selves.

2. WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME OF THE EXISTENCE OF CAN'T SMEG, WON'T SMEG. YOU ARE ALL FIRED.

Ohhh my god, you have no idea how many fond memories I have of being a tiny Sabine, sitting in front of BBCA watching Can't Cook, Won't Cook and Ready Steady Cook. And if you didn't watch it on BBCA, you missed the best part, because it had American translations at the bottom. Like, it would have helpful little bars when they used a non-American term for something ("The courgette is also known as a zucchini!") or some food item that's not commonly used in America ("Crème fraîche is similar to sour cream" or "Clotted cream is... okay look we're not a hundred percent on what it is, but it tastes pretty good, so let's roll with it.").

That plus Red Dwarf = one ECSTATIC Sabine.

3. Random: Don't tell me what it is, but do you have your credit/debit card number memorized? We're talking about the number proper, from the front of the card, not the account number.

I have always had my debit card number memorized, and this seems to blow people's minds. Seriously, though, y'all, if you have a MasterCard from an American bank (regional banks, at least), the first eight numbers for any card number drawn on a specific account are always going to be the same, and the last four you need all the time for verification; it's only four numbers you have to memorize.

Why is this hard? Am I just being weird again?

I am particularly perplexed by this, because my mother thinks this is an amazing skill, and she has Masters (Masterses?) in both math and accounting.

4. So this is going around again, [livejournal.com profile] pocky_slash being the proximal cause: Post the first sentence (or three) from every WIP you're currently working on, even if it's very short. Then invite people to ask questions about your WIPs. With any luck, the motivation to take that WIP one step closer to completion will appear as if by magic!

The "first" part doesn't work for me- can't be buggered- But here are some bits anyway. I think this is all XMFC, but it may please you to note that the Atlantis story farthest up the queue is labeled "what what (in the butt)". As one does.

The working titles = best part. Also these got real long somehow )
sabinetzin: I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you would keep Dracula and Superman away (dc - superman and dracula)
Title: Attention
Summary: Don't get caught.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 576
Rating/Contents: R, sexual situations with a minor, dubcon
Pairing: Snape/Hermione
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: I apologize for nothing.

Attention )

Yeees.

Aug. 16th, 2011 11:44 pm
sabinetzin: 18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends" (hp - bookends)
So I went to the GameStop (I wanted Ghost Trick, but they were out), and the guy talked me into buying Lego Harry Potter for the DS (Let's all be honest: it didn't take much). And I wasn't sure I'd like it, because I'm a turn-based girl at heart, but it's totally charming. I just keep running around smashing things gleefully and ignoring my quests to get more coins ("studs", excuse me). Unlike a lot of games, the DS touchscreen controls are really nifty and make good use of the platform (even if I do keep changing characters accidentally). So that's taking up my time until school is back in (which is next Wednesday, god).

And revisiting Harry Potter in general is sending me searching for my great lost love: really filthy Snape/Hermione stories. You heard me. I am delighted to see that Restricted Section is still in business, especially now that GeoCities is gone. Some of this stuff is actually still worth reading, though the amount of purple prose I was willing to slog through back in the day is, well, it's fucking amazing.

So that's the state of the union. Also I am doing this now:

Choose any pairing or character and I will write a one-sentence story about them. Taking Harry Potter (obvs), SGA, Venture Bros, Metalocalypse, Inception, etc. Y'all know what I write.

MOAR POLLS

Dec. 5th, 2010 04:08 pm
sabinetzin: 18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends" (hp - bookends)
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 25


Do you have an mp3 of Bring a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella/Un flambeau, Jeanette, Isabella?

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No. I am saddened by my lack of the best Christmas carol. Woe!
22 (95.7%)

Yes, and you can't have it! Ahahahahaha!
0 (0.0%)

Yes, and I will send it to you! Hurrah!
1 (4.3%)

I, Sabine, am a:

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Gryffindor. We believe!
4 (19.0%)

Hufflepuff. Insert witty line about loyalty here.
1 (4.8%)

Ravenclaw. These options are presented in alphabetical order.
10 (47.6%)

Slytherin. Ambition? Check.
6 (28.6%)

You, poll taker, am a:

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Gryffindor. Metaphorical balls: I have them.
2 (8.7%)

Hufflepuff. Nobody fucks with mama bear.
3 (13.0%)

Ravenclaw. I noticed that these options are presented in alphabetical order.
14 (60.9%)

Slytherin. You say "venal" like it's a bad thing.
4 (17.4%)

In Azkaban:

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You get tatted up or they kick your ass. With magic.
22 (100.0%)

Ticky box?

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Ticky box knows this means Sabine is writing a paper.
16 (66.7%)

Ticky box knows this is all a ploy for free music.
11 (45.8%)

Ticky box would rather be a Slytheclaw or a Huffledor (Gryffinpuff?).
9 (37.5%)

Mitch Pileggi: Hufflepuff or Gryffindor?
16 (66.7%)

TICKY BOX
13 (54.2%)



I present to you also a prize: I have put my very own Harry Potter Mary Sue, written, oh god, eight years ago, up on the AO3. Please, enjoy what a boring little Mary Sue I made for.
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Updated: 4/20/10
Through: 4/20/10

This is a listing of all crossover stories, organized alphabetically and by fandoms; crossovers between SGA and SG-1 are on the SG-1 page. Links to stories written before May 2009 go to Livejournal; those after go to Dreamwidth.Read more... )
sabinetzin: (Default)
Updated: 9/1/09
Through: 9/1/09

This is a listing of all Harry Potter stories, organized alphabetically. Links to stories written before May 2009 go to Livejournal, Fanfiction.net, and Restricted Section; those after go to Dreamwidth.Read more... )

WTF girls?

Dec. 30th, 2008 03:16 pm
sabinetzin: (rent - mark the ravenclaw)
Title: Nothing Like It
Summary: This should feel wrong.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 300
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, adultery
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
A/N: Did somebody say Smut Tuesday? Y'all, it has been so long since I wrote anything with girly bits in it.

Nothing Like It )
sabinetzin: (blade runner - rachel)
Title: Drabblethong!
Summary: Four quickfire drabbles in anti-celebration of Single's Awareness Day.
Fandom: Harry Potter, House, DCU, Firefly
Word Count: 403 (101, 101, 101, 100)
Rating/Warnings: PG, a little violence
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, House/Cuddy
A/N: And a good time was had by all. Other people's sets: actress_krissie, kei_rin, and tesria.

Drabblethong! )
sabinetzin: (archaeologists dig units)
Title: Gregory House and the Nosy Ducklings
Summary: It all would have gone smoothly if it hadn’t been for the owl.
Fandom: House/Harry Potter
Word Count: 1113
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, AU, silliness
Pairing: None, House & Ducklings-centric
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] wtf27 Prompt 25 and [livejournal.com profile] house_fest Prompt 22. This may be the first crossover of any length I've written, except for the never finished Firefly/Bebop fic.

Gregory House and the Nosy Ducklings )
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sabinetzin: (hp - brandy)
Title: Pride Goeth
Summary: It all comes down to Ron, Lucius, and a chessboard.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 1038
Rating/Warnings: R for suggestive language
Pairing: Lucius/Ron
A/N: For a challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] ronlucius.

Pride Goeth )
sabinetzin: (indiana jones - anthro nerd)
Title: The Four Forms of Magic
Summary: Magic is just a system composed of human beings.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 500
Rating/Warnings: PG, slash (almost pre-slash, really)
Pairing: Harry/Neville
A/N: I love this pairing, but I can never seem to write well for it. The inspiration came from my cultural anthropology class, of all places. My professor has a huge thing for witchcraft. Mmm, witchcraft.

The Four Forms of Magic )

Ficlet

Mar. 20th, 2005 11:40 pm
sabinetzin: (Default)
Title: Reason
Summary: "There was reason in everything."
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 138
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Pairing: implied Draco/Filch, noncon
A/N: A challenge I've owed to [livejournal.com profile] luckiemonky for... ever. Squicky.

Reason )
sabinetzin: (Harry Sue)
Title: De la Paix
Summary: AU. Antonin, Bellatrix, and baby's first Christmas Eve together.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 555
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Antonin/Bellatrix
A/N: This is an AU, based off an RPG- ack, too many letters. This is a continuation/conclusion (?) of a storyline which was going on at [livejournal.com profile] diagonally before the Troubles. Antonin Dolohov is a paltry estimation of [livejournal.com profile] clarior’s characterization, and I hope she forgives me. Anyway, this is sort of a Christmas present for her. Enjoy. Or, alternately, don't.

De la Paix )
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Title: When The Time Is Right
Summary: Sirius is restless and chasing a memory.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 1324
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, heavy slash. Meaning that there are (of age) boys in there what have caught the gay, and if you don't like it, don't read it.
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
A/N: So this is the first of my challenges for [livejournal.com profile] shadowenmagic. Christ. So many notes for this one. I should not be allowed to write smut. Ever. I can't just write a story about some nice people who get it on, oh no. It has to be all psychological and pseudointellectual and take 3 pages when I do it, 2.5 of which are why they're doing it, and .5 of which is them actually getting the hell around to it. Sorry if the sex is bad; I'm not a gay man. Not sorry if the characterization is bad. I'm going off the admittedly noncanonical idea that prolonged exposure to dementors can lead to memory loss, particularly of happy memories. Makes sense to me- sort of a forced repression sort of thing. Oh yes- takes place in the summer between GoF and OotP and assumes that Remus staying at least a couple of nights there. Finally, I hope [livejournal.com profile] shadowenmagic likes it.

When The Time Is Right )

New Drabble

Jul. 3rd, 2004 03:42 pm
sabinetzin: (Harry Sue)
Title: Revenge
Summary: "Narcissa never apparates to London."
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 151
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Pairing: Stan Shunpike/Narcissa
A/N: I was gonna post this in [livejournal.com profile] stanthe_man, but it doesn't seem as though I have posting access. No matter. I like it anyway.

Revenge )

New Story

Jun. 22nd, 2004 04:10 am
sabinetzin: (Default)
Title: Getting It
Summary: Sirius and Remus go for a late night ride on Sirius's bike.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 1006
Rating/Warnings: R, slash
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
A/N: Welcome to Bizarro World. I have just written romantic slash that's 1000 words long. Has the world gone mad??? One thing I've noticed about this story is that it hasn't got a setting. Or rather, it has one, but the setting is "England, 1970's." And I think I'll keep it that way, cause I don't feel like trying to sort through who would have been where with whom during the MWPP era. So just read it, you bitches.

Getting It )

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