sabinetzin: (holiday - chewbacca)
So. The challenge at [community profile] kink_bingo this month is tiny little fanworks! So here is an adorable (for certain values of the word adorable) little bite-sized blackout for you. 25 stories, each at or under 100 words. NC-17, with nothing really to warn about, other than the kinks themselves. The fandoms and pairings are (deep breath):

Fandoms: Ace Attorney, Stargate Atlantis, Metalocalypse, Blake's 7, SG-1, XMFC, X-Men movieverse, Inception, Star Trek (2009), MythBusters RPF

Pairings: Franziska/Gumshoe, John/Rodney, Elizabeth/Teyla, Pickles/octopus, Weir/Caldwell, John/Caldwell, Servalan/Travis, Sam/Daniel/Jack, John/Ronon, Charles Xavier/OFC, Teyla/Kanaan, Mystique/Wolverine, Ariadne/Eames, Charles/Pickles, Charles Xavier/others, John solo, Lorne/any, Kirk/Bones, Rodney/others, John/Rod, Tory/Grant/Adam, Miles/Phoenix, Mia/Diego, Rodney/Teyla/John, Avon/Servalan

Kinks: gags, domestic / tradesman kink, sensation play, tentacles, subspace / headspace, whipping / flogging, painplay (other), genital torture, leather / latex / rubber, caning, phonesex / epistolary, scars / scarification, wildcard (gender play), drugs / aphrodisiacs, body alteration / injury, enemas, anonymity, medical kink, orgies and decadence, mirrors and doubles, fucking machines, animal play, sex toys (non-penetrating), pegging / strap-ons, emotion play

Many cuts behind the cut, like you do )
sabinetzin: (mb - stay classy build team)
Title: Cards
Summary: Eames is forever going places because Arthur knows a guy.
Fandom: Inception/Mythbusters
Word Count: 524
Rating/Contents: G, a complete and shocking lack of anything offensive
Pairing: Gen
A/N: For [community profile] intoabar! And not a moment too soon!

Cards )

Finally.

Oct. 15th, 2010 09:01 pm
sabinetzin: (mb - dark side of the moon)
Title: Minimal Pair
Summary: Jamie can barely keep everyone organized as it is.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 580
Rating/Contents: G, dorky linguist jokes
Pairing: Gen
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
Disclaimer: This clearly never happened.
A/N: So, like, a billion years ago, I talked about writing a story where Jamie was a linguist. And then [personal profile] toft declared a challenge based on it. And in all of this shuffle, the story never ended up actually getting finished. Until now! And yes, that is a real Language article.

Minimal Pair )
sabinetzin: McGee and Ziva (ncis - secret ziva phobia)
So, I was looking for something special to do for 10/10/10, because, I mean, we won't get another date like that (except 11/11/11 and 12/12/12), and [personal profile] shadowen suggested that I write ten ficlets in ten fandoms, ten words each. So I did, and I encourage you to do so as well!

Fandoms: Inception, Venture Bros, Mythbusters, Dresden Files, Phoenix Wright, Stargate Atlantis, House MD, NCIS, Cowboy Bebop, and Blake's 7; very, very vague spoilers for Cowboy Bebop, Blake's 7, and Venture Bros.

10/10/10! )
sabinetzin: (fma - target: rock on!)
So. Dragon*Con 2010.

Oh my god, this report is over 3800 words long. This is why I don't write con reports. But anyway, here we go.

Thursday: Transit )

Friday: The horrors of prereg, Billy Zane )

Saturday: Nerds on Parade, Venture Bros, Adam Savage, Telesilla, Nuts on the Road )

Sunday: What the fuck. )

Monday: Transit. Again. )

TL;DR

Dragon*Con 2010: The Year We Accidentally Stalked Doc Hammer.

Oh, boys.

Aug. 12th, 2010 12:57 pm
sabinetzin: (mb - stay classy build team)
So, like, I do wear the kink goggles and all, I know this. But once again, my darling Mythbusters are doing all the work for me.

So please, enjoy handcuffed Grant and handcuffed Tory (with bonus discussion of Tory's safeword!).

Oh, boys. I do love them so.
sabinetzin: (sga - radio free dex)
1. ::collapses onto the finish line::

You guys, my [community profile] mcshep_match fic is done. I honestly can't tell if it's nothing like anything I've ever written, or if it's like taking everything I've ever written and putting it into a blender. I'm also afraid that the prompt isn't obvious enough, but WHATEVER IT IS DONE. I AM DRINKING A BEER NOW.

2. Please tell me I am not allowed to write an AU where the Mythbusters are high school madrigals, even if I have the PERFECT TITLE and it is IN LATIN.

I am possibly a little caffeinated right now.

3. Have I mentioned that the strip clubs here have started running TV ads? They would be unremarkable if they were like the Girls Gone Wild ads, but instead they are almost exactly like ads for local pizza parlors and car dealerships, except with more tits. IDEK.
sabinetzin: (mb - the hyneman is ready)
Title: A Supposedly Fun Thing Adam Will Never Do Again
Summary: Adam Savage, Medical Marvel.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 3193
Rating/Contents: PG-13, genderswap
Pairing: Adam/Jamie
Size/Length: 15.52 mb; 16:57

A Supposedly Fun Thing Adam Will Never Do Again
sabinetzin: (mb - james bondage)
LOL. Should I feel offended, or pleased?

(From here. I don't rec. the comments.)
sabinetzin: (mb - elder god jamie)
Title: And He's Okay
Summary: It is, far and away, the silliest fantasy that Adam has ever had.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 854
Rating/Contents: Hard R, public sex (kind of?)
Pairing: One-sided Adam/Jamie
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, which describes things that never happened. But who would be surprised, eh?
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the domestic/tradesman kink square on my [community profile] kink_bingo card. I apologize for nothing.

And He's Okay )
sabinetzin: (mb - james bondage)
Title: Practical
Summary: Jamie showed him the rope and said, "It helps me think."
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 1000
Rating/Contents: PG-13, bondage, but, surprisingly, no naked people
Pairing: Jamie/Adam... preslash?
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, which describes things that never happened.
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Originally written for [personal profile] telesilla's prompt in the [community profile] random_fic_is_random Kink Meme.

Practical )

Hurrah!

May. 10th, 2010 09:17 am
sabinetzin: (sga - z is for zelenka)
I am with my darling [livejournal.com profile] leiascully and [livejournal.com profile] coffeesuperhero! It is glorious. We will have many glorious times. Possibly we will cavort like the Greeks of old (you know the ones I mean).

More questions, from coffeesuperhero! )
sabinetzin: (mb - elder god jamie)
Okay, be honest. Which one of you wrote this episode?
sabinetzin: (mb - tory + chainmail = :))
Title: And Put Some Flowers Round My Room
Summary: Somewhere in another future, in another San Francisco.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 389
Rating/Contents: PG, naked people, fluff
Pairing: Kari/Grant/Tory
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
Disclaimer: This story describes events that are not real and did not happen.
A/N: For the First Official [community profile] myth_confirmed Alternate-History Listen What If Jamie Hyneman Was Still a Concrete Inspector Challenge!

And Put Some Flowers Round My Room )
sabinetzin: Adam and Buster, cuddling (mb - brothers in arms)
So, the convention in the United States, or at least every school I'm familiar with, is to refer to your foreign language teachers/professors using the appropriate foreign language term of address. Right? Right.

So who around here took Russian? How did/do you refer to your instructors? Do you differentiate between Doctor [stereotypical Russian name] and Mister [stereotypical Russian name]?

(This has nothing to do with any Mythbusters AU that I may or may not be writing; and if it did, it would have nothing to do with the fact that Jamie is an escaped linguist. What would ever give you that idea. That's ridiculous. But since you thought of it, we'll do it.)
sabinetzin: Adam and Buster, cuddling (mb - brothers in arms)
Title: A Supposedly Fun Thing Adam Will Never Do Again
Summary: Adam Savage, Medical Marvel.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 3193
Rating/Contents: PG-13, genderswap (whatever that means)
Pairing: Jamie/Adam
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a work of fiction, which describes things that never, ever happened.
A/N: If I worry about this fic any more, I will worry it out of existence, so here it is! Take it from my sight! I have notes, but they are kind of long and spoilery, so click here to read them.

A Supposedly Fun Thing Adam Will Never Do Again )
sabinetzin: (mb - tory + chainmail = :))
Title: Bondage Tuesdays
Summary: Grant has no idea what he's in for.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 443
Rating/Contents: PG, crack, bondage, half-naked people
Pairing: Implied everybody/everybody else
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a work of fiction, which describes things that never, ever happened.
A/N: This started out as a silly comment to [personal profile] coffeesuperhero, and turned into a silly little ficlet. IDEK. She said post it. I do what she says.

Bondage Tuesdays )
sabinetzin: (mb - the hyneman is ready)
More or less liveblogging Mythbusters... what are we up to? 8x04? )

We now return you to your regularly scheduled friends list. :D

ETA: Oh god, I don't know how this spawned fic, but it did.
sabinetzin: (mb - elder god jamie)
You know, some times I know I have the goggles on, and I know I see kinky things where there are no kinky things. However, as demonstrated by this screencap... )

In non-kinky news, OMG you guys my gas mask shirt came! Between that and my Jamie & Adam pin from Comic-Con, I am the prettiest princess. :D
sabinetzin: (b7 - bored face)
1. Re: the new Mythbusters episode (and just in time, too, as I am now officially out of episodes on my DVR, except for the Alcohol Myths/Hwacha episode, which I kept for, uh, reasons): Are we spoiler-cutting for this show? )

2. Y'all, this story is starting to piss me off- which is pissing me off double, because it's for my own damn ficathon. NCIS + Blake's 7 = ARGH. Spoilers for Family Secret, Hiatus, and Rumours of Death )

ETA: 3. So. Uh. Who's gonna help me with this angsty Adam/Tory story that I'm not writing?

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