Aww.

Jan. 27th, 2010 10:25 pm
sabinetzin: (marvel - by the hoary effing hosts)
Title: Physic
Summary: Vic is gone, but they're not.
Fandom: DCU (52)
Word Count: 100
Rating/Contents: R, past character death, hatesex
Pairing: Helena Bertinelli/Renee Montoya
A/N: For Porn Battle IX.

Physic )
sabinetzin: (sga - spider oh noes)
Title: the bed of want
Summary: It's the second time that he remembers the clearest.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 454
Rating/Contents: NC-17, angry sex, stream of consciousness
Pairing: John/Rodney
A/N: For Porn Battle IX. Title lifted from Samuel Beckett (as per usual).

the bed of want )
sabinetzin: (sga - spider oh noes)
Title: Ain't No One Else Around
Series: The goddamn genderswap what still needs a name
Summary: Sometimes John just watches Meredith sleep.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 759
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Pairing: John/Meredith
A/N: 1) So I keep telling [personal profile] arymabeth that this is the verse where I accidentally turned John into Edward Cullen, and I'm really not kidding about that. 2) This is just a PWP, but know that it takes place sometime during season 4. The timing is important to other stuff that I haven't finished yet. 3) Dudes, as I was moaning to [personal profile] lallybroch, I have been trying to write John/Mer porn for like TWO FREAKING WEEKS. The first attempt turned into non-con (I know!), the second turned depressing, the third and fourth (which were sex pollen and lesbians, respectively, which you would think I could write in my sleep) stalled out completely. I guess I just had to hit the right angle (heh). 4) I stole the title from TV on the Radio, because apparently I don't listen to any other music. It's as bad as me and Paul Simon titles. Whatever. Think of it as a soundtrack.

Ain't No One Else Around )

So sleepy.

Sep. 1st, 2009 01:10 am
sabinetzin: (sga - so awesome)
Title: Culture Thing
Summary: Dating an alien: it's harder- and easier- than it looks.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 763
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Pairing: Ronon/John
A/N: For the film/photography square on my [community profile] kink_bingo card, and the last fic for my second line. This is not my first, but third attempt to write something for this square; I really like the other things, but they've both turned mammoth and so are not done. I'm not happy with it, but I really would rather get some sleep than fuss over it any more.
ETA: This story received an Arbitrary Mod Prize (Best GGG) from the mods at [community profile] kink_bingo! Hurrah!

Culture Thing )

Hurrah!

Jun. 27th, 2009 02:50 am
sabinetzin: (sg-1 - fangirl bait)
Title: And Keys Cut While You Wait
Summary: Daniel buys a calculator. His name is John.
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1483
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU, slavefic, surprisingly not non- or dubcon (IKR?)
Pairing: Daniel/John
A/N: For the roleplay/au (master/slave) square on my [community profile] kink_bingo card. And that, my children, makes a line! I may do more in this AU, because the stuff happening in the background turned out more interesting than the stuff in the foreground.

And Keys Cut While You Wait )
sabinetzin: (marvel - by the hoary effing hosts)
Title: Alternate Routes
Summary: For a spaceship with such clean, smooth lines, the Enterprise has a surprising number of dark corners and out of the way places.
Fandom: Star Trek (2009)
Word Count: 1392
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, genderswap (always-been-a-girl!Chekov), rough sex, voyeurism, dirty talk, vague D/s
Pairing: McCoy/Chekova + Sulu
A/N: Once again, for [livejournal.com profile] st_xi_kink. I can't help it if people keep leaving prompts I want to fill. I have also realized that this may be physically impossible (not the sex- seeing it all from the "camera angle"), but I also realized that I just really didn't care. Also, no, that word doesn't mean what Sulu thinks it means, and I am aware of that. And why do I always end up posting so much more when I have writer's block than I do normally?

Alternate Routes )
sabinetzin: (sg-1 - fangirl bait)
Title: Opening Act
Summary: Honestly, it's just porn. It doesn't summarize easily.
Fandom: Star Trek (2009)
Word Count: 488
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, blatant porn with no redeeming value whatsoever
Pairing: McCoy/Chekov
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] st_xi_kink. This has nothing to do with anything, other than my secret campaign to convert the entire internet to my secret non-secret OTP, which doesn't need to make any sense because hot and adorable, dammit. Hopefully tomorrow I can get some real, god-honest writing done, something with, like, a plot or character development or grenades or something.

Opening Act )
sabinetzin: (sg-1 - fangirl bait)
Title: Takes One To Know One
Summary: Jim doesn't really buy it.
Fandom: Star Trek (2009)/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 634
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, complete lack of plot
Pairing: Jim Kirk/John Sheppard
A/N: For Porn Battle VIII, because I was gonna write something for it if it damn killed me. Writer's block is still... blocky. Also, this is my first Star Trek fic. I'm so ashamed, only not really.

Takes One To Know One )
sabinetzin: (gs - so gay for lisa basil)
Title: A Botanist's Guide to Hazakura Temple
Summary: "Only you would stumble onto a priceless heirloom plant, and only for you would it be the only mystical aphrodisiac between here and Japan."
Fandom: Gyakuten Saiban
Word Count: 1453
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, sex pollen, dirty talk, vague T&T spoilers
Pairing: Edgeworth/Phoenix
A/N: For the aphrodisiac square on my [community profile] kink_bingo card. Finally! Toppy Edgeworth is my favorite flavor of Edgeworth.

A Botanist's Guide to Hazakura Temple )

So sleepy.

Apr. 22nd, 2009 01:49 am
sabinetzin: (sga - rodney tested)
Title: Agenda
Summary: The staff meeting is not as stimulating as Rodney had hoped.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1226
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, slutty Rodney
Pairing: Rodney/John
A/N: So here's what happened: 1. [livejournal.com profile] kashmir1 asked for blowjob recs. 2. Theory class was really awfully frustrating (generativity FOR THE LOSE). 2a. I got through it by ogling m'colleague and writing "fuck Chomsky" in lovely cursive script in my notes. 2b. M'colleague has dark, short, messy, cowlicky hair and a generally dorky outlook on life. 3. Today was the last day of classes of the first year of my (five year, sigh) PhD. So, consequently, I came home and I wrote this porn.

Agenda )
sabinetzin: (sga/sg-1 - two geeks)
Title: Marie of Romania
Summary: Love is a thing that can never go wrong.
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Word Count: 735
Rating/Warnings: Hard R, light (resolved) angst
Pairing: Jack/Daniel, Jack/Sam/Daniel
A/N: Things I Am Tired Of In Slash, Part One: I am tired of reading Daniel/Sam/Jack stories that are actually Jack/Daniel stories where Sam hangs out for a while and then gracefully bows out because the love of Daniel and Jack is Proper and True. If you wanna write Jack/Daniel, write Jack/Daniel; I'm just tired of my OT3 getting broken up in stories that are supposed to be about my OT3. I don't go around breaking up your OT3. So I wrote the opposite, or maybe the logical extension. Also I debate whether this is [livejournal.com profile] fluff_friday appropriate. Hmm. It is Friday, after all.

Marie of Romania )
sabinetzin: (sga - this is weir's srs face)
Title: And Don't Trip Over the Furniture
Summary: It's all Radek can do just to hold on.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1594
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, schoolgirl kink, roleplay
Pairing: Weir/Zelenka
A/N: The title, of course, comes from everybody's favorite Noel Coward quote, "Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture." This story started its life as a D/s-y McWeir fic; but, for several reasons, that collapsed, much like a flan in a cupboard. Additionally, Weir/Zelenka fic in general seems to suffer from a dearth of fuckin'. So I wrote some, so that perhaps the fic gods will hear my just and noble plea.

And Don't Trip Over the Furniture )
sabinetzin: (sga - oh for fuck's sake)
Title: In Chambers
Summary: A lot of things come together to make Rodney go a little weird.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/First Monday
Word Count: 1300
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, fantasy voyeurism, a little brain-breaky if you think about it too hard
Pairing: Rodney/John one-sided UST, Rodney solo, Julian Lodge/John
A/N: So, there's no real reason to watch First Monday, even though it did have James Garner and Charles Durning and Joe Flanigan (whose scenes you can watch on youtube, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] gaffsie). Because this isn't a proper crossover, all you need to know to read this fic is that Julian Lodge looks like this, and that the farther you get from civilization (in my experience), the weirder your DVD collection becomes.

In Chambers )
sabinetzin: (sga - collar plz)
Title: The Other Foot on the Train
Summary: The door opens, and John forgets how to breathe.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 2000
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, bondage, consent issues, double penetration, verbal humiliation
Pairing: McKay/John/Lorne (shame on all of you who wanted to hand John over to the 1976 Dallas Cowboys)
A/N: Sequel to One Foot on the Platform. For [livejournal.com profile] silverraven11 (as per this post), who wanted double penetration with Sheppard in the middle; the humiliation is, uh, pretty much for me. Let me just say, in advance, that this may just be the down right filthiest thing I've ever written. And is there anything more embarrassing than writing dirty talk? I posit that there is not.

The Other Foot on the Train )
sabinetzin: (stargate - linguist rage)
Title: Vanilla Almond Swirl
Summary: Daniel maybe gets the wrong idea, but Jack eventually gets the right one.
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Word Count: 1708
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, established relationship, spanking
Pairing: Jack solo, Jack/Daniel
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] antares04a (again, see this post), who wanted some spanking; also sorta for [livejournal.com profile] gaffsie who wanted blushyface, and kinda halfway for [livejournal.com profile] valentinite, who digs kink without powerplay, even though this isn't really her fandom. How have I never written this pairing before? This is v., v. early SG-1, like maybe not even second season, because adorkable Daniel is the best of all Daniels. The title comes from Little Miss Communication by Jim's Big Ego, which you should really just have a copy of.

Vanilla Almond Swirl )
sabinetzin: (sga - collar plz)
Title: One Foot on the Platform
Summary: John is in a chair in the middle of the room.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 251
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, bondage, possible consent issues
Pairing: ?/John. Is it het? Is it slash? Is it the 1976 Dallas Cowboys?
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] bironic (as per this post), who lit up my life today with obnoxiously hot tentacle porn and who wanted to see Sheppard in a spreader bar. And, well, double your pleasure, double your fun.

One Foot on the Platform )
sabinetzin: (house - withholding the porn)
Title: Performativity
Summary: House didn't think she had it in her.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 383
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, pegging, toxic amounts of swagger
Pairing: Stacy/House
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] queenzulu and her id, pursuant to this post. Set pre-canon, obviously. Can we talk for a minute about how much I love Sela Ward? Because she's like my favorite, and not just because we're from the same town.

Performativity )

Porn now.

Mar. 25th, 2009 09:07 pm
sabinetzin: (sga - this is john's buggy face)
Title: Thirty Minutes
Summary: A lot can happen in thirty minutes.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 700
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, rough sex, gratuitous fucking profanity, light blasphemy
Pairing: John/Rodney
A/N: So here's what happened: I have grown weary of the many plotty and talky things I am writing; I wanted to write some porn; I had thirty minutes. Ergo, thirty minutes of porn, and a total lack of a creative title. I did, admittedly, go back in and spruce it up a little, which doesn't actually count because m'colleague came in at like the 27 minute mark and I had to stop writing.

Thirty Minutes )
sabinetzin: (sga - rodney tested)
Title: Because They Have Appeal
Series: John Farr (virgin!John track)
Summary: Rodney was allergic to citrus in more ways than one.
Word Count: ~650
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Pairing: John/Rodney
A/N: Some Rodney backstory for the increasingly poorly named virgin!John track. No more puns about oranges, I swear.

Because They Have Appeal )
sabinetzin: (sga - beckett confuses ford)
Title: Peeled
Series: John Farr (virgin!John track)
Summary: If John'd been an orange when they started, he felt like he was pretty well segmented by now.
Word Count: ~700
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, general dub-con
Pairing: John/Rodney
A/N: A little bit of formerly!virgin!John PWP, directly following Orange You Glad. Yay!

Peeled )

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