Jerry's House of Ass Beating

Title: Another Notch in My Lipstick Case
Summary: John's laying in bed, reading, when the door opens.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 483
Rating/Contents: NC-17
Pairing: John/Mer
A/N: I promised lallybroch a drabble, like, a billionteen years ago. At least it's rather long, for a drabble? Anyway, this is early in John and Mer's relation-thing. Yes.

( Another Notch in My Lipstick Case )

Title: Take the Edge Off
Summary: Rodney doesn't keep track of Atlantis's black market.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 450
Rating/Contents: PG-13
Pairing: Rodney/Radek
A/N: Written for lilas, etc. Possibly I will repost more of these small things tomorrow.

( Take the Edge Off )

Title: and if you don't expect too much from me
Summary: "Soon," he replies, like it's that simple.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1877
Rating/Contents: PG-13, language, post S5, darkish comedy
Pairing: John/Rodney, Rodney/Keller, Ronon/Amelia, John/most of San Francisco, mentions of other pairings
A/N: I'm not sure when I started this- or even what it is, really. ETA: Now with fanart by fennegie!

( and if you don't expect too much from me )

Title: Chloroquine
Summary: The antimalarials are one thing that they got right.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 543
Rating/Contents: PG, (legal) drug use, pre-slash
Pairing: Rodney/John
A/N: For Porn Battle IX. Inspired by various discussions about sex crossing my flist, and sort of obliquely by The Poisonwood Bible. And someday soon, I'm going to write something other than weird, dreamy, stream of consciousness things.

( Chloroquine )

Title: Deep Water
Summary: John's just trying to stay afloat.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1454
Rating/Contents: NC-17, painplay
Pairing: John/Rodney
A/N: Written for snowglow1275 for sga_santa 2009. I originally had another story planned, but it just didn't come together, y'know? And then snowglow1275 commented to another story of mine and mentioned how there isn't enough fic with painplay but without D/s, so I went, "o hai!" and wrote this. Thanks to the lovely shadowenmagic for betaing.

( Deep Water )

Title: Seven Hours and Fifteen Days
Series: The goddamn genderswap what still needs a name
Summary: It's Wednesday, John thinks; or maybe it's Tuesday, or maybe it's summer.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 624
Rating/Contents: PG-13, implied violence
Pairing: John/Meredith
A/N: So this is not what I was talking about earlier. It really doesn't have anything to do with anything, sort of a scene missing a story; I just really wanted to write Mer doing something unmistakeably badass.

( Seven Hours and Fifteen Days )

Title: Nice Place To Visit
Summary: When an accident leaves John and Rodney stranded on a far-flung planet, Rodney gets a crash course in- among other things- cultural relativity, calligraphy, BDSM, and the care and feeding of heavily drugged Lieutenant Colonels.
Preview: Available here.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 42960
Rating/Contents: NC-17, with warnings: (skip) This story deals heavily with consent issues. While there is no non-consensual sexual activity depicted, some readers may find certain scenes objectionable or triggering. Consensual D/s relationships are also depicted and explored; there are graphic depictions of bondage, spanking, and non-permanent marking.
Pairing: Rodney/John, Weir/Caldwell
Notes and Acknowledgements: About ten months ago, I sat down and thought, "You know what would be hilarious? If aliens did something to make John submissive all the time, and it turned him into the most useless motherfucker in two galaxies."

And so, this happened.

I'd like to give huge thanks to my lovely betas, aliaras and mecurtin, to my loving fangirl arymabeth, and to my flist, all of whom were instrumental in turning a weird little 5000 word slavefic into the sprawling (but still weird) epic you see before you. I couldn't have done it without them; it's up to you to decide whether that's a good thing or a bad one. Also, I'd like to give a nod to bell, whose Take It planted the seed that became this story.

Phew!

Start the story!

Also, remember to go and see calcitrix's fantastic companion artwork, Looking Homeward and Warrior's Respite!

Title: But I Have To Charge
Summary: It's the John Sheppard One-Step System.
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 400
Rating/Contents: NC-17, AU, semi-public sex, adorably confused Lee
Pairing: Lee Adama/John Sheppard
A/N: Written for bsg_pornbattle for the prompt "I don't know what your hair is doing right now"; totally coffeesuperhero and leiascully's fault.
Further A/N: Upon consideration (because I think about things too hard), I've changed the wording of my standard header from "Rating/Warnings" to "Rating/Contents", because that line has long been used for 1) enticing you to read whatever kinky thing I'm writing today 2) me being silly 3) a secondary summary. It's a positivity thing.

( But I Have To Charge )

Title: With Style and With Grace
Summary: Elizabeth had never understood the phrase "infuriatingly calm" before.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 631
Rating/Warnings: PG, language, established relationship, magical fpreg
Pairing: Elizabeth Weir/Kate Heightmeyer
A/N: Written for havocthecat for sg_femslash Mini-Ficathon Round 9.

( With Style and With Grace )

Title: Atmosphere
Summary: The sky is the inside of a china bowl.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 300
Rating/Warnings: G, established relationship
Pairing: John/Rodney
A/N: Written for mcsmooch.

( Atmosphere )