1. As a young man, the Old Spice Guy actually waited quite a long time before finally going all the way. Although all ladies deserve to be whisked away on the wings of an eagle to an island paradise filled with mango filled beverages, it really took a very special lady before he felt the time was right.

2. When he wears shirts, he prefers solid colors, black or white; over all, he prefers them as low cut as possible and/or buttoned up only as far as necessary.

3. Despite his devotion to Old Spice, he frequently smells of cocoa butter. One must stay glistening. Luckily, they go together nicely.