"This is not what I had planned for Valentine's Day," Clint hissed into the comm, as if that was going to stop everyone on the channel from hearing.

There was a pause; sometimes Phil did this thing where he just blinked when Clint told him something that he found ridiculous, and Clint could practically hear him doing it now. "You should have this planned for every day," he said.

"This isn't the only thing I had planned for Valentine's Day," Clint told him.

"Look, you can give him a blowjob and flowers tomorrow," Tony cut in. "It gets really loud and homoerotic in this helmet when you two bicker."

"If everyone could cut the chatter," Phil said sharply. "Anything not directly related to the mission can be discussed later."

"Love you, too," Clint grumbled, getting his head back in the game.