Also, all I can think of is Erik and Archer busting in to save Charles and Malory from some Soviet threat, or being locked in an elevator, or something, and they are, of course, naked on the floor next to an empty bottle of gin, because that is, essentially, how they roll.

Charles: Er, this really isn't-

Malory: Oh, shut up, Xavier, this is exactly what it looks like.

Archer: Wait, I had something for this, and I hoped I would never have to use it.