How do I still not have a Colonel Sadist icon?

[sabinetzin]

Ladies, gentlemen, and smizmars, clear your playlists, because this is the ultimate Colonel Sadist song.

Scary John gets his strong arm on
He can break me and make me
Happy with his blackjack
Scary John has the heavy hand on
He smiles without his eyes
Nice and easy with his blackjack

Don't tell me that you didn't see this coming down
Please don't say that this isn't what you wanted now

Scary John gets his strong arm on
He can make me and break me
Happy with his blackjack
Scary John always knows what's going on
He is everywhere
Happy with his blackjack

Don't tell me that you didn't see this coming down
Please don't say that this isn't what you wanted now

Yeah this is your American dream
Everything is simple in the white and the black
You'll never need to see the gray anymore
You will never have to be afraid
When you are happy with the blackjack
I hope you're happy with the blackjack
I hope you're happy with the blackjack

Scary John
Wants to kill my song
He doesn’t like the fact
I’m not happy with the blackjack

I don't want to hear a word that he has to say

Don't tell me that you didn't see this coming down
Please don't tell me that this isn't what you wanted now

Please don't tell me that this isn't what you asked for
Be careful what you ask for
Be careful what you ask for
Be careful what you ask for

Yeah this is your American dream
Everything is simple in the white and the black
You never need to see the gray anymore
You never need to be afraid
When you are are happy with the blackjack
I hope you're happy with the blackjack
I hope you're happy with the blackjack
I hope you're happy with the blackjack
I hope you're happy with the blackjack
Yeah this is your American dream
This is your American dream
Yeah this is your American dream
This is your American dream

Comments

[jesse_the_k]

Yipes. I would love to hear the story of how you found this song.

[sabinetzin]

There's not much of a story- I just really like Everclear, and I happened to buy the album this is on this week. Serendipity!

[queenbarwench]

I haven't listened to Everclear in ages. I need to get this album RIGHT NOW, and forever associate this song with Colonel Sadist.

Thank you for sharing :D