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Nov. 17th, 2015 10:17 pm
sabinetzin: (vb - i have been blogging!)
Popping by to drop off a link: I wrote a new SGA story! Well, it's kind of new, but the point is that it's never been posted. It's also gen and G rated, which is not usually my style, but here we are. I reproduce what I said about it on tumblr under the cut: Read more... )
sabinetzin: (Default)
Title: Blow Up Your TV
Summary: John was left to die in the desert, but not by everyone.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Word Count: 1671
Rating/Contents: PG, alternate ending, episode tag (5x19: Vegas)
Pairing: John/Ronon/Teyla
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: This may have been inspired by "Spanish Pipedream" by John Prine. Who can say? Also, with this story, I pass 900000 words at the Archive of Our Own! \o\\o//o/

Blow Up Your TV )
sabinetzin: Now it is time for the Airing of Grievances! (holiday - the airing of grievances)
Am I right in thinking Teyla and Ronon aren't in "Vegas"? I don't want to rewatch it because, well, quite frankly, as it happens, it is one of my least favorite episodes (sorry!). But I seem to be writing this tag/alternate ending, so.

In exciting related news! My grand push this holiday season is to reach 900k on the Archive of Our Own before the year ends! And I have but 1600 words left to go! Hurrah!

Instarec!

Sep. 7th, 2012 10:18 pm
sabinetzin: John and Lorne, mid-lol (sga - for the lulz)
If you or someone you know might speak Russian and be an SGA fan, then you should check out Четыре откровенные лжи об Атлантиде и одна чистая правда, [archiveofourown.org profile] Bathilda's translation of Four Blatant Lies About Atlantis (And One Thing That's Totally True). This I decree, because I do not speak Russian but know it will be excellent (it even has translator's notes! How can you go wrong with that?).

Hurrah!
sabinetzin: (Default)
Title: The Long-Distance Call
Fandom: Stargate (movie, SG-1, and SGA)
Summary: But in the end, it's gonna be okay.
Song: "The Boy in the Bubble" by Paul Simon
Length: 2:56
Download: Through Vimeo or through MediaFire or sendspace (74mb)
Contents: Gen. Contains character death (permanent and non-permanent).
Notes: For a lot of reasons that I might go into elsewhere, this will be my last vid, but it's been in my head for so very long, and I had to get it out, you guys. I'm very pleased with it, because it looks just like I imagined it. I love it and I'm very proud.
Password: atlantis

The Long-Distance Call from MC Angmar on Vimeo.



Lyrics )

And simply to amuse myself, I made a list of all the characters in this vid )

So. There's that finished. Back to- well, I guess I should be working.
sabinetzin: John and Lorne, mid-lol (sga - for the lulz)
Title: BFG
Fandom: Stargate (movie, SG-1, and SGA)
Summary: Proliferation: It's just for Earth anymore.
Song: "Who's Next" by Tom Lehrer
Length: 1:31
Download: Through Vimeo or through MediaFire (37mb)
Contents: Gen, with a focus on the various cultures of the Milky Way and Pegasus galaxies (and beyond)
Notes: Look, all these vids I have stuck in my head have to get done fast, because this program (Avid Studio) is an absolute dream, but you got to be out your mind if you think I'm gonna pay $130 for it when my free trial ends.

BFG from MC Angmar on Vimeo.



(password: bfgvid)

Lyrics )
sabinetzin: (sga - fired up for war)
I made my first fanvid!


(password: atlantis)

1:13 minutes, download available through Vimeo (29.53 mb), gen, from a decidedly Tau'ri perspective, that turned John-centric because everything is John-centric in my head. Warnings for canonical character death and violence.

If the code doesn't work, try this link: Down By the Sea
It is also available here on the tumblr, for your reblogging purposes, and here on mediafire and here on sendspace for your alternate downloading purposes.

Lyrics )

Where do people even post fanvids? I've never done this kind of thing before. Poss. it is terrible, but it's been stuck in my head for approximately a billionty years, and it does my heart good to see it.
sabinetzin: (twilight - SHUT UP EDWARD)
1. If I see the words "Cherik" or "McFassy" one more time, I am absolutely going to shit my pants. What are we, 14-year-old anime fans, or are we just grown-ass people who should be ashamed of ourselves?

Says the McShep shipper. Look, at least we just have the one, and it's not completely fucking stupid.

We will, however, accept Fassavoy, but only because it sounds like an expensive hotel, and that pleases me. The Bowtie and Hewligan people can also keep theirs, because they amuse me so. We are willing to go as far as Phlint, even though it is apparently idiosyncratic, because it is also pleasing.

(Where my Lawbender fans? You know you want to. If you like smush names so damn much, look at what a nice one it can have. So suggestive.

We would accept her with pretty much anyone, but that was the only smush name I could think of. Get off my back.)

2. Also, fandom at large, I can't come with you on "feels." Really? You really want to go this way? Are we really saying that now? I know I have gone in exactly the opposite direction with ~feeeeeeelings~, but that is clearly better. Look at how much nicer it looks. There are even tildes. You know you love you some tildes.

3. Oh XMFC, I already have the Smallville Problem with you, but I am starting to get the Servalan Problem as well, on top of all your other problems. Why won't you just let me love you. I only want your love, and also your pornography and pictures of James McAvoy (same thing).

4. Did you know that there are only six Pietro/Wanda stories at the AO3? Among those, I wrote two of them (one of them, a 1602 fic, has an unfinished sequel that I should have posted, uh, like six years ago now), three of them are Clint/Pietro/Wanda, and one of them is a crackfic where it's a joke amongst the characters. Seriously, you guys, not only is this a canon pairing, I know more people than this ship it. Get on the stick. ETA: Wait, no, I can't read. There are two Clint/Pietro/Wanda stories and an Evo story that's just straight up and down Pietro/Wanda. So we do have that going for us. Which is nice.

There are also no Johnny/Sue stories, but that is a rather hilarious problem that [personal profile] arymabeth and I have (you see, we both grew up watching the 90's cartoon, and they have the same last name, so we both separately made the assumption they were married, and now we can't un-ship it). But once again, I know other people ship it. I have talked to them about it.

3. Today was completely fucking awful, flist, but this has turned out to be an amusingly grumpy entry, so I will detail it somewhere else, if I do, in fact, detail it at all, to prevent the massive mood whiplash.

Fic: LBD

Feb. 13th, 2012 02:38 am
sabinetzin: (sga - rodney tested)
Title: LBD
Summary: John goes with everything. Rodney doesn't.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Word Count: 2942
Rating/Contents: NC-17, mild pining, frantic Rodney (the best kind of Rodney)
Pairing: John/Rodney
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: You guys, there is only one SGA fic at the Porn Battle so far, and that is SHAMEFUL. ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH, DEAR FRIENDS. This was, uh, supposed to be a quick ~600 word story, just to represent the cause, but then suddenly it wasn't. Blame Rodney. As usual.

LBD )
sabinetzin: God A from vase K521 (god a)
Title: Beautiful As Southern Skies
Summary: How it changed, in four parts.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Word Count: 1455
Rating/Contents: R, an incredible amount of sap
Pairing: Teyla/Woolsey
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] sga_santa!

Beautiful As Southern Skies )
sabinetzin: To be safe, I am not needing the shoes or the babies. (ngd - umya)
Let me just share with you how this story is going:

Sabine: ::type type type::
Charles and Erik: EMOOOOTIONS, WE HAVE EMOOOOTIONS, SO MANY EMOOOOTIONS
Sabine: Noooo, you can have emotions later, take your clothes off.
Charles and Erik: EMOTIONS NOW, CLOTHES OFF LATER
Sabine: DAMMIT YOU ARE FICTIONAL, YOU DO NOT GET A SAY

Sabine used Write Or Die! It's super effective!

Sabine: ::check check check, edit edit edit, type type type::
Charles and Erik: HEY GUESS WHAT WE HAVE
Sabine: NOOOOOOOOO NEVER AGAIN THE EMOTIONAL TIMES
Charles and Erik: YES EMOTION TIMES
Sabine: GODDAMMIT I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND GO BACK TO WRITING ABOUT SHEPPARD
Sheppard: ::hiding in another room, because someone said something about emotions:: No, please, I only just found my pants. :(
Sabine: I hate everyone.

And yea, verily, this is the story of every Charles/Erik fic. BUT BY GOD THIS ONE WILL BE FINISHED TONIGHT.

Thank you, and good night.

Yes.

Dec. 14th, 2011 09:21 pm
sabinetzin: (interrobang?!)
1.


2. Okay, I am just going to say this, no matter how spoiled it makes me sound: So I love kudos on the AO3, right? But more than once lately, I've had people leave upward of 30 kudos... and no comments. I don't mean I'll get 30 kudos on a story, I mean one individual will give me that many kudos, sometimes within the span of a couple hours.

Don't get me wrong- I'm grateful, but I'm also perplexed. LIke, I could use some feedback, man.

3. Wodehouse fans: I have been translated! [livejournal.com profile] gentlepolinka has translated my Jeeves/Wooster ficlet Boxing Day into Russian! So if you are of the Russian persuasion, check out День подарков!

4. XMFC fans: Here is a little Charles/Raven John Farr story and a small Charles/Erik/Raven thing what I have put on the AO3.

5. SGA fans: Here are some little stuff for your perusal.

6. I would perhaps take more prompts, if you were for the prompting. Still trying to figure out wtf to write for [livejournal.com profile] gyakusai_swap. Sigh.
sabinetzin: (holiday - chewbacca)
So. The challenge at [community profile] kink_bingo this month is tiny little fanworks! So here is an adorable (for certain values of the word adorable) little bite-sized blackout for you. 25 stories, each at or under 100 words. NC-17, with nothing really to warn about, other than the kinks themselves. The fandoms and pairings are (deep breath):

Fandoms: Ace Attorney, Stargate Atlantis, Metalocalypse, Blake's 7, SG-1, XMFC, X-Men movieverse, Inception, Star Trek (2009), MythBusters RPF

Pairings: Franziska/Gumshoe, John/Rodney, Elizabeth/Teyla, Pickles/octopus, Weir/Caldwell, John/Caldwell, Servalan/Travis, Sam/Daniel/Jack, John/Ronon, Charles Xavier/OFC, Teyla/Kanaan, Mystique/Wolverine, Ariadne/Eames, Charles/Pickles, Charles Xavier/others, John solo, Lorne/any, Kirk/Bones, Rodney/others, John/Rod, Tory/Grant/Adam, Miles/Phoenix, Mia/Diego, Rodney/Teyla/John, Avon/Servalan

Kinks: gags, domestic / tradesman kink, sensation play, tentacles, subspace / headspace, whipping / flogging, painplay (other), genital torture, leather / latex / rubber, caning, phonesex / epistolary, scars / scarification, wildcard (gender play), drugs / aphrodisiacs, body alteration / injury, enemas, anonymity, medical kink, orgies and decadence, mirrors and doubles, fucking machines, animal play, sex toys (non-penetrating), pegging / strap-ons, emotion play

Many cuts behind the cut, like you do )
sabinetzin: God A from vase K521 (god a)
So that's how that story ends, I suppose.

BUT ANYWAY. I am doing this meme from [livejournal.com profile] pocky_slash, for she and it are adorable.:

Give me a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
sabinetzin: (eclectic rede)
Title: can't take a good day without a bad one
Series: Better Version of Me
Summary: When John is temporarily de-aged but left with his memories and personality intact, life gets very complicated for Rodney.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 787
Rating/Warnings: R, profanity, wanton behavior by someone who is physically 16, vague mentions of consent issues
Pairing: John/Rodney
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So technically this is a repost; the original was way back in 2009, and I'm pretty sure it was only ever posted locked. This is a (totally unauthorized, written back when I just stalked her from afar we didn't know each other) remix of [personal profile] telesilla's Bed of Flames, and it might make marginally more sense if you read that first (heeding the warnings). I have many notes for this story, which are at the end.

can't take a good day without a bad one )
sabinetzin: (sga - jerry speaking)
Dear SGA fans:

Turning up mid-season 5, I was a very late arrival. So someone is going to have to explain to me what the fuck this is. (WTF also available in the comments, if LJ is down.)

I just. What is this, I don't even.

Love,
Sabine
sabinetzin: (sga - i'm just sayin')
This dream was so strange I feel like it needs to be saved for posterity. LA, Space Boyfriends, fake Christmas trees, etc) )

Who knows?

Nov. 25th, 2011 01:06 pm
sabinetzin: (jf - pfft idek)
1. Still trying not to write the threesome fic, even though I have a GREAT John speech written in my head- yes, I just used John and speech in the same sentence, that is how epic this speech is. In fairness, it does begin, "Fuck you, McKay," so how could it not be great?

2. Trying to write Charles/Erik is giving me a conniption fit. You see, I sat down to write some fic with disabled Charles, because there isn't enough of it and I feel like researching and writing it would be beneficial. But I didn't even get that far, because the only story idea I have is SO DEPRESSING that I don't even know what to do with myself. I don't know if they would even get into bed for crying all over each other. It would just be The Day Charles Sat In His Wheelchair and Ate Haagen-Dazs* To Make Himself Feel Better, And Also Erik Ate Some Too. Oh god.

*He was going to be eating Ben and Jerry's, but I did my historical research.

3. Went and got my hair done at Rodney today.

Wait, wait, let me check... yes, still funny.

I do sort of look like the lovechild of Doc Hammer and Rogue. There is no bad here.

4. Good god, it is the return. Sabine and Lizzy Theatre! With special guests, Mystique-related TMI, etc. )

Etc.

Nov. 24th, 2011 10:32 am
sabinetzin: (mp - sir not appearing)
1. Stolen from THE ENTIRE INTERNET: Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favorite word is now your catchphrase.

The Graduate Assistant is less than ideal, but doesn't it sound like a Time Lord name though? I am in my 8th regeneration, fair enough, and this question about clothing to the right seems to be really problematic to people who aren't sitting in their closets. But! I am wearing my PASIV shirt and a pair of blue plaid flannel pants, both of which seem terribly appropriate. [personal profile] arymabeth is my companion, for obvious reasons (the last person who texted me is Twitter, which would also be AMAZING). But, uh, my favorite word is "yollococoliztli", which just isn't going to work, because I can't be running around time and space in blue flannel yelling "Heartsickness!". I wonder if I have a favorite English word. Hmmph.

2. Speaking of PASIVs, etc, I caught the last fifteen minutes of Inception on the TV yesterday (my parents' big screen, even), and now I want to watch it about seventeen billion more times. I've never actually watched it on TV, which is sort of surprising, but not if you'd seen how small my TV is. Their little faaaaces.

I'm going through an extremely nostalgic period for my former fandoms, flist (say that three times fast). I miss my dream thieves and my gay lawyers and I'm starting to feel like I'm gonna have to be the one to turn the lights out in the SGA fandom, and it fills my heart with so much sadness, you guys have no idea.

And I kind of don't want to move on right now, flist.

3. Someone has to stop me from writing this mpreg story where Ronon and Rodney choose to have a baby through Dubious Ancient Means, except John and Ronon are together, and John is like "wat" because, you see, John and Rodney broke up ages ago and they're both still kind of, y'know, broken up about it, and John is like "COULD IT PLEASE BE ANYONE ELSE." And Ronon is finally like "Look, you fucking idiots, the solution here is a threeway" and John is like "........." and Rodney is like "IT DIDN'T WORK IN THAT KEVIN SMITH MOVIE" and I'm not sure how it ends, but I'm pretty sure they do have the threeway after all.

This was less hilarious before I wrote it down, and now I love it EVEN MORE.

4. I still need to write the story of how John and Rodney finally watch Blakes 7, and then for like a month they find it HILARIOUS to put "Space" in front of everything.

5. Dear Americans: Happy Thanksgiving, etc. Everyone else: have a good Thursday, etc.
sabinetzin: (marvel - by the hoary effing hosts)
(For the uninitated/because I haven't done this in a while, this is when I post things I'm never, ever going to finish, ever, but want to be rid of.)

So this is the mpreg abortion story.

Here's the backstory: I wrote most of this, and then I shelved it, because it should be manifest that I start and never finish a lot of things. Then before I came back to it, somebody else posted one, about which I remember very little. And I was just going to be like, "lol fannish hivemind" and post it anyway, but then the other one turned into a kerfuffle and a whole lot of mpreg bashing. And me, I have no opinion about mpreg- I like the good stuff and dislike the bad stuff- I just like to fuck around with tropes.

So I was like, "out b4 wank bitches" and I never posted mine. The only thing I really am disappoint about is that I couldn't use this title, which is so awesome and so appropriate for this story (but only if you've read Nancy Scheper-Hughes, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT AWESOME) and totally inappropriate for anything else I would ever write.

Trivia fact: This is where the Ronon and macrame joke originally came from, and I have continually reused it because 1) it is totally canon 2) it will never not be funny to me.

This is about 750 words, John/Rodney, and, y'know, it is about abortion, so please keep that in mind.

(M)Other Love )

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