Jerry's House of Ass Beating

Does anyone happen to have a copy of Open Secrets of the Pegasus Galaxy ( yevgenie 's SGA vid to Everybody Knows)? I asked twitter, but there's a higher concentration of people who might know over here.

Title: Blow Up Your TV
Summary: John was left to die in the desert, but not by everyone.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Word Count: 1671
Rating/Contents: PG, alternate ending, episode tag (5x19: Vegas)
Pairing: John/Ronon/Teyla
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: This may have been inspired by "Spanish Pipedream" by John Prine. Who can say? Also, with this story, I pass 900000 words at the Archive of Our Own! \o\\o//o/

( Blow Up Your TV )

If you or someone you know might speak Russian and be an SGA fan, then you should check out Четыре откровенные лжи об Атлантиде и одна чистая правда, Bathilda's translation of Four Blatant Lies About Atlantis (And One Thing That's Totally True). This I decree, because I do not speak Russian but know it will be excellent (it even has translator's notes! How can you go wrong with that?).

Hurrah!

Title: BFG
Fandom: Stargate (movie, SG-1, and SGA)
Summary: Proliferation: It's just for Earth anymore.
Song: "Who's Next" by Tom Lehrer
Length: 1:31
Download: Through Vimeo or through MediaFire (37mb)
Contents: Gen, with a focus on the various cultures of the Milky Way and Pegasus galaxies (and beyond)
Notes: Look, all these vids I have stuck in my head have to get done fast, because this program (Avid Studio) is an absolute dream, but you got to be out your mind if you think I'm gonna pay $130 for it when my free trial ends.

BFG from MC Angmar on Vimeo.

(password: bfgvid)

( Lyrics )

1. If I see the words "Cherik" or "McFassy" one more time, I am absolutely going to shit my pants. What are we, 14-year-old anime fans, or are we just grown-ass people who should be ashamed of ourselves?

Says the McShep shipper. Look, at least we just have the one, and it's not completely fucking stupid.

We will, however, accept Fassavoy, but only because it sounds like an expensive hotel, and that pleases me. The Bowtie and Hewligan people can also keep theirs, because they amuse me so. We are willing to go as far as Phlint, even though it is apparently idiosyncratic, because it is also pleasing.

(Where my Lawbender fans? You know you want to. If you like smush names so damn much, look at what a nice one it can have. So suggestive.

We would accept her with pretty much anyone, but that was the only smush name I could think of. Get off my back.)

2. Also, fandom at large, I can't come with you on "feels." Really? You really want to go this way? Are we really saying that now? I know I have gone in exactly the opposite direction with ~feeeeeeelings~, but that is clearly better. Look at how much nicer it looks. There are even tildes. You know you love you some tildes.

3. Oh XMFC, I already have the Smallville Problem with you, but I am starting to get the Servalan Problem as well, on top of all your other problems. Why won't you just let me love you. I only want your love, and also your pornography and pictures of James McAvoy (same thing).

4. Did you know that there are only six Pietro/Wanda stories at the AO3? Among those, I wrote two of them (one of them, a 1602 fic, has an unfinished sequel that I should have posted, uh, like six years ago now), three of them are Clint/Pietro/Wanda, and one of them is a crackfic where it's a joke amongst the characters. Seriously, you guys, not only is this a canon pairing, I know more people than this ship it. Get on the stick. ETA: Wait, no, I can't read. There are two Clint/Pietro/Wanda stories and an Evo story that's just straight up and down Pietro/Wanda. So we do have that going for us. Which is nice.

There are also no Johnny/Sue stories, but that is a rather hilarious problem that arymabeth and I have (you see, we both grew up watching the 90's cartoon, and they have the same last name, so we both separately made the assumption they were married, and now we can't un-ship it). But once again, I know other people ship it. I have talked to them about it.

3. Today was completely fucking awful, flist, but this has turned out to be an amusingly grumpy entry, so I will detail it somewhere else, if I do, in fact, detail it at all, to prevent the massive mood whiplash.

Title: Beautiful As Southern Skies
Summary: How it changed, in four parts.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Word Count: 1455
Rating/Contents: R, an incredible amount of sap
Pairing: Teyla/Woolsey
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For sga_santa!

( Beautiful As Southern Skies )

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2. Okay, I am just going to say this, no matter how spoiled it makes me sound: So I love kudos on the AO3, right? But more than once lately, I've had people leave upward of 30 kudos... and no comments. I don't mean I'll get 30 kudos on a story, I mean one individual will give me that many kudos, sometimes within the span of a couple hours.

Don't get me wrong- I'm grateful, but I'm also perplexed. LIke, I could use some feedback, man.

3. Wodehouse fans: I have been translated! gentlepolinka has translated my Jeeves/Wooster ficlet Boxing Day into Russian! So if you are of the Russian persuasion, check out День подарков!

4. XMFC fans: Here is a little Charles/Raven John Farr story and a small Charles/Erik/Raven thing what I have put on the AO3.

5. SGA fans: Here are some little stuff for your perusal.

6. I would perhaps take more prompts, if you were for the prompting. Still trying to figure out wtf to write for gyakusai_swap. Sigh.

So that's how that story ends, I suppose.

BUT ANYWAY. I am doing this meme from pocky_slash, for she and it are adorable.:

Give me a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

Dear SGA fans:

Turning up mid-season 5, I was a very late arrival. So someone is going to have to explain to me what the fuck this is. (WTF also available in the comments, if LJ is down.)

I just. What is this, I don't even.

Love,
Sabine

1. Still trying not to write the threesome fic, even though I have a GREAT John speech written in my head- yes, I just used John and speech in the same sentence, that is how epic this speech is. In fairness, it does begin, "Fuck you, McKay," so how could it not be great?

2. Trying to write Charles/Erik is giving me a conniption fit. You see, I sat down to write some fic with disabled Charles, because there isn't enough of it and I feel like researching and writing it would be beneficial. But I didn't even get that far, because the only story idea I have is SO DEPRESSING that I don't even know what to do with myself. I don't know if they would even get into bed for crying all over each other. It would just be The Day Charles Sat In His Wheelchair and Ate Haagen-Dazs* To Make Himself Feel Better, And Also Erik Ate Some Too. Oh god.

*He was going to be eating Ben and Jerry's, but I did my historical research.

3. Went and got my hair done at Rodney today.

Wait, wait, let me check... yes, still funny.

I do sort of look like the lovechild of Doc Hammer and Rogue. There is no bad here.

4. Good god, it is the return. ( Sabine and Lizzy Theatre! With special guests, Mystique-related TMI, etc. )