Fuck yeah gifs, don't be stupid

[sabinetzin]

So I won the beautiful, generally badass chagrined in the aau auction, and what did I get from hir? Gifs, glorious gifs!




I have wanted this gif for quite some time, because it is the ultimate non sequitur/fuck you. I can anticipate many internet arguments where the solution is to just post it and leave.

God, you have no idea how much I love Rubber. It is creeping up onto the top ten list of favorite movies. Why? No reason. It's just so fucking fabulous. HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE IT, IT'S ABOUT AN EVIL TIRE. It's not a movie for everyone: audiences are divided rather sharply into "what the fuck just happened, I will never get that time back" and "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW." The way you can tell whether you'll like it or not is to watch the opening monologue (which ends at this gif); if you do not think it is the best fucking thing you've ever heard, stop the tape and walk away.

It is streaming on the Netflix and there's no reason you shouldn't watch it.

Moving on:




If you have never watched Metalocalypse, allow me to explain that this is not- on paper- an assassin, or a weapons expert, or any other kind of combatant. This is their business manager. Even the dude who signs the checks is badass enough to get thrown out a window and take it in stride.

Also this is the point where he went from being amusing and kinda hot to irretrievably sexy. (What, you don't agree? Don't make me pull out the Rubber gif again.)

It is the happiest of days.

While we're like, IDK, posting and shit, after your eyes get done hurting from watching these gifs over and over, here are some memes what I found on my flist.

1. What sort of character would you like to see me play? It can be a general description, OR you can choose a specific name (I'd like to see you play _____). Then, tell me why!

2. I was thinking you should tell me about stories you think I should write. I mean, if you could sit me down for a day or whatever and say, "Sabine, I want you to write this story for me," what would that story be?

I'm not actually promising to *write* any of these, mind you, but it's fun anyway. And who knows if I'll be inspired!

Comments

[schmerica]

I still want stories all about Charles kind of having a voyeurism kink and Erik picking up girls to fuck because of how into Charles is.

Or Charles/Raven/Erik where Charles won't actually physically have sex with Raven, because of his stupid issues, but they have lots of threesome sex and use Erik as a conduit.

[sabinetzin]

I started writing the other version of that first story, actually, where Raven's the one picking people up so Charles can watch (of course she picked up Erik, don't be stupid). But then I started writing Brown Derby Jump and it felt like the same damn story.

Oh Charles, you and your issues. I mean, I guess not wanting to fuck your sister is a perfectly valid issue to have, but. But Charles. Come on.

[schmerica]

Charles is equal opportunity when it comes to watching attractive people have sex.

I mean, I guess not wanting to fuck your sister is a perfectly valid issue to have, but. But Charles. Come on.

Right? Honestly, Charles. Fucking the same guy as her at the same time is totally a valid way to deal with your repression, though. So I have decreed.

[chagrined]

I'm so glad you are pleased with them! :D :D

And here, instead of making you one-half more, I ended up making you two more:





B/c I liked the vibrating in the first one better but then I figured I should make one that also had an exploding head, haha. ;D

[sabinetzin]

Ahahahaha, these are spectacular. I do agree that the first one has the superior vibrating. But, but exploding head. :D

[anatsuno]

Joy!