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Title: Complement
Summary: "But he can't stop himself from smiling, and he figures that's something all by itself."
Fandom: House
Word Count: 1206
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, unrelenting fluff
Pairing: Cameron/Foreman/Chase
A/N: So waaaaay back in the day, ignazwisdom bought me at livelongnmarry. And then life intervened. But I am here delivering! For serious! dizmo betaed once again, because she is the rock, and also gave me the idea for the best and most necessary tag ever. Also, it is fluff_friday!

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Title: Plus ça change
Summary: "'Could they be any more blatant?' House asks, indicating the dance floor."
Fandom: House
Word Count: 319
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Cameron/Foreman/Chase, surprise pairing (which is totally not a surprise if you have any idea what journal you're reading)
A/N: This here is what we call the lagniappe. The less déclassé might call it the omake. Of course, that assumes that fangirls are less... you know what? Just go read it. I'm getting a headache.

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Told you this tag is useful.

Title: Results May Vary
Summary: Four ways John, Rodney, and Radek got high (and together). Side effects may include euphoria, blackmail, dry mouth, confessions, headache, altered libido, irritability, and the ability to taste colors. Consult your doctor before use.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Word Count: 4360
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, manly sexxoring, dubious use of the English language, slight crackiness, fuckin' bad words and shit
Pairing: Zelenka/Sheppard, McKay/Zelenka, McKay/Sheppard, McKay/Sheppard/Zelenka (and a partridge in a pear tree)
A/N: I have decided to take a break from drinking (tempranillo) and capslocking on Twitter (imnotsatan) to post this. Did I mention the semester is over? Cause it is. No more will my students torment me. For a good three weeks. You, flist, or a subset thereof, will appreciate why I had to nickname one of them Kavanagh: she's really smart and she's not willing to let us get away with sketchy grading, but she's so fucking annoying that I want to throw her into the vacuum of space.

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