Jerry's House of Ass Beating

So. The challenge at kink_bingo this month is tiny little fanworks! So here is an adorable (for certain values of the word adorable) little bite-sized blackout for you. 25 stories, each at or under 100 words. NC-17, with nothing really to warn about, other than the kinks themselves. The fandoms and pairings are (deep breath):

Fandoms: Ace Attorney, Stargate Atlantis, Metalocalypse, Blake's 7, SG-1, XMFC, X-Men movieverse, Inception, Star Trek (2009), MythBusters RPF

Pairings: Franziska/Gumshoe, John/Rodney, Elizabeth/Teyla, Pickles/octopus, Weir/Caldwell, John/Caldwell, Servalan/Travis, Sam/Daniel/Jack, John/Ronon, Charles Xavier/OFC, Teyla/Kanaan, Mystique/Wolverine, Ariadne/Eames, Charles/Pickles, Charles Xavier/others, John solo, Lorne/any, Kirk/Bones, Rodney/others, John/Rod, Tory/Grant/Adam, Miles/Phoenix, Mia/Diego, Rodney/Teyla/John, Avon/Servalan

Kinks: gags, domestic / tradesman kink, sensation play, tentacles, subspace / headspace, whipping / flogging, painplay (other), genital torture, leather / latex / rubber, caning, phonesex / epistolary, scars / scarification, wildcard (gender play), drugs / aphrodisiacs, body alteration / injury, enemas, anonymity, medical kink, orgies and decadence, mirrors and doubles, fucking machines, animal play, sex toys (non-penetrating), pegging / strap-ons, emotion play

( Many cuts behind the cut, like you do )

Title: Vines
Summary: Ariadne really can create anything.
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 891
Rating/Contents: NC-17, voyeurism, resistance, tentacles
Pairing: Eames/Ariadne, Arthur/tentacles
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Finally I have written tentacles! God bless kink_bingo.

( Vines )

So maybe you're not so much into Gothic Lolita- it's cool, none of us are perfect- so instead I present you with some little things what I wrote. Most of these are under 200 words and NSFW.

John/Rodney, over the knee spanking and humiliation
John/Rodney AMTDI
Ariadne wants Arthur to watch, and Eames helps
Eames/Ariadne, midnight snacks
Dr. Girlfriend/Triana spanking
Arthur's night terrors
Eames and Yusuf suit shopping
Arthur, Eames, and Ariadne being sexy in a car
Ariadne in the John Farr universe
John/Rodney kitchen sex

I'm still feeling a little prompt-y, so if you've got a hankering for something, drop me a comment.

Title: really good mistakes
Summary: It feels sort of cliche, honestly, the whole experienced older man thing.
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 4030
Rating/Contents: NC-17, inappropriate Nabokov references, slightly creepy undertones
Pairing: Eames/Ariadne
Size/Length: 20 mb; 22:16
Notes: Presented to you in glorious mono sound, because my microphone is a little jacked up and strange. I blame everything on anatsuno.

really good mistakes

So, I was looking for something special to do for 10/10/10, because, I mean, we won't get another date like that (except 11/11/11 and 12/12/12), and shadowen suggested that I write ten ficlets in ten fandoms, ten words each. So I did, and I encourage you to do so as well!

Fandoms: Inception, Venture Bros, Mythbusters, Dresden Files, Phoenix Wright, Stargate Atlantis, House MD, NCIS, Cowboy Bebop, and Blake's 7; very, very vague spoilers for Cowboy Bebop, Blake's 7, and Venture Bros.

( 10/10/10! )

Inception fandom is, for me, becoming a bizarre recapitulation of Smallville fandom. There's one gigantic het pairing and one gigantic slash pairing, and they are both totally canon, but I'm in the corner yelling, "Come and look at my tiny little het ship! The eight of us are waiting for friends!"

...I think I just equated Arthur with Clark. My brain hurts really bad now.

BUT NEVER MIND THAT NOW. Tell me which one of my way-too-many WIPs needs to be done, like, yesterday.

Title: so say we all
Summary: Eames has been in her DVD collection again.
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 1145
Rating/Contents: NC-17, blatant misuse of forgery
Pairing: Eames/Ariadne, Ariadne/Kara Thrace (you heard me)
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Here we have yet more evidence that coffeesuperhero and I should not be left unattended. This isn't a proper crossover; if you know what Kara looks like, you've got all the information you need.

( so say we all )

Title: really good mistakes
Summary: It feels sort of cliche, honestly, the whole experienced older man thing.
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 4030
Rating/Contents: NC-17, inappropriate Nabokov references, slightly creepy undertones
Pairing: Eames/Ariadne
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So, this story ate my brain, but here it is. Is it bad that my favorite part is Arthur? Oh, Arthur.

( really good mistakes )

So sometimes in the summer I get really bored just sitting up at the house, and I do weird things.

( Inception macros/gif: shippiness, silly shit, generalized dicking around )

Title: better knock me down
Summary: Arthur isn't bothered by the two of them. Really, he isn't.
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 1840
Rating/Contents: PG-13, jealousy, angst
Pairing: Eames/Ariadne, Eames/Ariadne/Arthur
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: N/A

( better knock me down )