Jerry's House of Ass Beating

So, Spirit of Justice. ( I didn't hate it )

So, Dual Destinies. TL;DR: it was everything I wanted out of Apollo Justice and didn't get. No plot spoilers, but full character appearance spoilers. ( Take that! )

So, thanks to tumblr, I'm sitting here writing this sad Quicksilver/Scarlet Witch + Charles/Raven story, w/e, sad, contemplative story is sad and contemplative. Headed back over to the dashboard for, idk, more pictures of James McAvoy's eyes or gifs of Michael Fassbender's wang or videos of red pandas playing or what have you. Scrolling, scrolling-

A WILD TRAILER APPEARED





I feel like I can't even squee at this point, because there are no words. I squeed so hard watching it that my throat literally hurt afterwards.

Holy mother of god.

1. Dear most depressing Charles/Erik story that ever was depressing,

Your presence is not welcome here. You are at least six thousand words long but, I suspect, closer to ten. There is something very wrong with the fact that you are associated with a terrifically sad Everclear song, which is just indicative of how much I really do not need to write you.

You are long and you are sad and I do not know how you end but I know it will be tragic.

Kindly GTFO my brain at once; if you cannot, we do request that you STFU at your earliest convenience.

No love,
Sabine

ETA: PS: NOOO STORY HOW CAN YOU HAVE A FULL SOUNDTRACK ALREADY, STOP THIS AT ONCE

2. Dear gyakusai_swap story,

Where are you? :( I love you, please come to me. Do you even know how sad I will be if I do not post you before your opposite number is posted?

I love you. Let me love you.

Please, please, please,
Sabine

3. Dear everyone,

You will be receiving New Year's cards from me; think about how much more sweet waiting will make them.

Belatedly yours,
S

4. OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, OH MY GOD

As I was typing this entry, a package came unto me (and I had to have that awkward, "Hey, [real name], are you expecting a package for someone, last name Gordon?" conversation with the security guard), and lo, it was my Secret Pals present! It is the most awesome and epic; all others may go home and try it again, for nothing could be better.

This is how it makes me feel: ASOIFHPSOIFJPAIEKJFASEJAJ'ASF;

Yes. Joyous pictures to follow.

1. If I could be anyone in the world, I would be T-Pain.

Cee Lo is, of course, a close second.

2. I'm feeling really low energy lately, particularly when it comes to fandom stuff. I'm half a season behind on Doctor Who, a season behind on Community, I haven't started Snuff or finished Ghost Story (and I am unspoiled for all these things but Community, so shhhh), I'm barely writing, and I just don't want to deal with any of it. It seems like work right now, and that's not right. I'm not going to make myself work to have fun.

All I seem to have energy for is non-fiction (non-fiction pleasure reading takes a lot less out of me than fiction, which I understand is somewhat strange) and craft-type projects. I made a nice shawl and drafted a cross stitch pattern, and I've been reading all kinds of books about paganism and kink. I finally, now that I have a driver's license for the state I actually live in, got a public library card, and it is very nice.

3. In that theme, however, I did watch Shut Up Little Man!, which is really something. It's playing up at my beloved local arthouse theatre (which also houses Rifftrax Live. You are jealous.), but it's playing during GMX, so I thought I'd miss it. But! It's on Comcast On Demand, so I merrily cross stitched and watched it from the comfort of my couch.

I strongly recommend it, if you don't mind rather a lot of obscenity and homophobia (from the subjects, not the filmmakers). It's funny and a little disturbing in places, and it raises some really interesting questions about privacy, art, and identity (without giving easy answers to any of them).

4. This just in: a fine piece of Phoenix/Edgeworth epistolary comment porn from valentinite. Absolutely delicious.

Title: Soaked
Summary: Iris assists Maya in the bath.
Fandom: Gyakuten Saiban
Word Count: 992
Rating/Contents: NC-17, incest (cousins)
Pairing: Maya/Iris
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the washing/cleaning square on my kink_bingo card. Four more!

( Soaked )

I was gonna say some stuff, but instead I spent all day playing Ace Attorney games. Y'all, I'm talking like all day, from about 2 this afternoon to about an hour ago.

I started with the last case of Investigations, which, y'all, is REALLY LONG. ( The vaguest of vague spoilers )

From there, I played 1-2 and most of 1-3 (1-1 was yesterday). Y'all, I miss these games and this fandom so much. I love my weird little lawyers. They do my heart so much good. I love all their little faces, and their questionable grasp of made-up law, and their silly little puns, and YOU GUYS I LOVE THEM SO. It is rare for me to go back to an old fandom and still be as in love with it as when I left.

Oh, Phoenix. Oh, Edgeworth. <3


(Shameless plugging: I've been reposting some really old (like, PW Kink Meme pt. 1 old) GS stuff at the AO3, if you would like a blast from the past (and if you haven't seen it, it's new to you).

And hey, while they're still time, you can bid on me for help_japan! I will even write you a Phoenix Wright story!)

So, I was looking for something special to do for 10/10/10, because, I mean, we won't get another date like that (except 11/11/11 and 12/12/12), and shadowen suggested that I write ten ficlets in ten fandoms, ten words each. So I did, and I encourage you to do so as well!

Fandoms: Inception, Venture Bros, Mythbusters, Dresden Files, Phoenix Wright, Stargate Atlantis, House MD, NCIS, Cowboy Bebop, and Blake's 7; very, very vague spoilers for Cowboy Bebop, Blake's 7, and Venture Bros.

( 10/10/10! )

Updated: 9/1/09
Through: 9/1/09

This is a listing of all Gyakuten Saiban/Phoenix Wright stories, organized alphabetically. Links to stories written before May 2009 go to Livejournal; those after go to Dreamwidth.( Read more... )

Title: Delicious
Summary: It's not what it looks like.
Fandom: Gyakuten Saiban
Word Count: 120
Rating/Warnings: G
Pairing: ...N/A, almost? It has some Phoenix and some Iris and some Edgeworth in it.
A/N: So miss_prince asked me for a drabble, like, two weeks ago. I am still taking prompts! You will probably end up with something as silly as this, and I do not apologize for that.

( Delicious )