Jerry's House of Ass Beating

I wrote a couple of things, so I'm gonna just rapid-fire them at you:

feeling no pain (3158 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Original Characters
Additional Tags: BDSM Scene, Dungeons, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Tortured Analogies, Flogging, Aftercare, Electrical Play, Dom/sub, Dom Crowley (Good Omens), Sub Aziraphale (Good Omens), Maledom, Non-Sexual Kink, Vignettes, POV Outsider, POV Multiple
Summary: He watches. (A sequel to what you don't confess)


Formality (3432 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Courtship, Post-Almost Apocalypse (Good Omens), Metaphysical Sex, Regular Old Physical Sex, Wings, Spooning
Summary:

Aziraphale has standards, much to Crowley's chagrin.

Rough Puff (1730 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, binge watching, Great British Bake Off - Freeform, Bingate, Silly, Twitter made me do it, Timeline What Timeline
Summary:

Aziraphale learns about baking shows. That's it, that's the whole story.

circumstance will decide (2587 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Resistance Play, Temptation, Tempter Aziraphale (Good Omens), The Arrangement (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Begging, crawling, Dirty Talk
Summary:

Crowley can resist anything but temptation. Aziraphale's temptation, to be specific.

Please enjoy these very good occult/ethereal boys! I know I am.

for I am a bold deceiver (2668 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: First Time, Penis Size, Enthusiastic Consent, Temptation
Summary: Crowley wants something from Aziraphale, but doesn't he always?

Pear-shaped (2578 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Harriet Dowling, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Gardener Aziraphale (Good Omens), Nanny Crowley (Good Omens), Jealous Crowley (Good Omens), Possessive Behavior, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Rough Sex, Claiming sex, Gender Weirdness
Summary: Working at the Dowling residence is both perfectly acceptable and too much for Crowley to bear.


I like to think I'm redeeming myself from the terrible GO fic I wrote in college, and also I just love these very good husbands very much.

my reach is global, my tower secure (1572 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shaun Gilmore/J'mon Sa Ord
Characters: Shaun Gilmore, J'mon Sa Ord
Additional Tags: Post-Campaign 1 (Critical Role), common ground, Marquet (Critical Role), homecomings
Summary:

Shaun Gilmore returns to Marquet.

I have a lot of feels about J'mon and Gilmore and J'mon/Gilmore still and yet? But that is unsurprising to me.

Total (5629 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shaun Gilmore/Vax'ildan, Keyleth/Vax'ildan (Critical Role), Scanlan Shorthalt/Vax'ildan, Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III/Pike Trickfoot/Vax'ildan, Grog Strongjaw/Vax'ildan, Taryon Darrington & Vex'ahlia, Vax'ildan (Critical Role)/Everyone
Characters: Vax'ildan (Critical Role), Vex'ahlia (Critical Role), Taryon Darrington, Shaun Gilmore, Scanlan Shorthalt, Pike Trickfoot, Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Grog Strongjaw, Keyleth (Critical Role)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - BDSM Club, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Dom/sub, Face-Fucking, Rope Bondage, Predicament Bondage, Rough Body Play, Rough Sex, Polyamory, Polymachina (Critical Role), Dirty Talk
Series: Part 4 of Descriptive
Summary: Vax wants everything.

I forgot that writing takes so long when you have a job and can't just sit down and write for six hours. Either way, it's done! I had to revise my word count goal from 100k to 90k, but this put me just over the latter, so I'm content.

I am probably not going to go back to posting fic on DW; it was always kind of unwieldy, especially when it got to the point where it wasn't drawing a lot of views. Instead I will do like I was doing on tumblr:

Mundane (4626 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III/Vex'ahlia
Characters: Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Vex'ahlia (Critical Role)
Additional Tags: Pervertibles, Sequel, Painplay, S&M, Sensation Play, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - BDSM Club, Casual Sex, Switch Vex'ahlia, Switch Percy de Rolo, Kink Negotiation
Summary: Percy has quite the bag of tricks.


This story's been in the works since 2017, and I am happy to see the back of it. I regretted not finishing it, so I finally sat down and made myself power through the last 2000 words. It's an interesting AU; maybe in 2020 I'll write a third part...

Popping by to drop off a link: I wrote a new SGA story! Well, it's kind of new, but the point is that it's never been posted. It's also gen and G rated, which is not usually my style, but here we are. I reproduce what I said about it on tumblr under the cut: ( Read more... )

Title: After Sunrise
Summary: Carlos has a morning routine.
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Word Count: 825
Rating/Contents: G, future fic, domestic
Pairing: Carlos/Cecil
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the service square on my kink_bingo card. Because at some point I developed all this Carlos headcanon out of nowhere.

( After Sunrise )

Title: The Job Fair
Summary: Clint isn't entirely sure that it's a coincidence that the car breaks down right outside of Phil's hometown.
Fandom: MCU/Welcome to Night Vale
Word Count: 5337
Rating/Contents: PG-13, general Night Vale weirdness, minor One Year Later spoilers
Pairing: Clint/Coulson, Cecil/Carlos
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: I figured I might post these Night Vale stories I'm awritin' for the benefit of people who don't follow my MCU-clogged AO3 feed. Also, because Night Vale. This is set post Thor, pre Avengers, post One Year Later, and pre Faceless Old Woman. Because timelines.

( The Job Fair )

Hurrah, I have made a bingo for the kink_bingo January mini-challenge, which is tiny bingo! It is not only a bingo, but a multi-multimedia bingo! We have here these tiny things:

( One vid (NSFW) )
( One meta )
( One podfic (NSFW) )
( One icon )
( And one fic )

Title: Momentary
Summary: It has become second nature to look for the perfect moment, the perfect opening, the perfect opportunity.
Fandom: Ultimate Spider-Man (cartoon)
Word Count: 560
Rating/Contents: G, kissing, adorability
Pairing: Luke/Danny
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Love me the hell out of this show. WHERE IS THE FIC.

( Momentary )