Jerry's House of Ass Beating

Title: Blow the Man Down
Summary: Tony Stark. A boat full of women. What could possibly go wrong?
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616, Ultimate Spider-Man (cartoon)
Word Count: 11418 words
Rating/Contents: Explicit, romance novel ridiculousness, deliberate historical inaccuracy
Pairing: Tony/Pepper, Maria/Natasha, Kate/Ava
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For unconventionalcourtship. Many thanks to my betas, bendingwind and shadowen! Based on the summary of The Captain’s Kidnapped Beauty by Mary Nichols. ( Summary )

( Blow the Man Down )

Title: Litany
Fandom: MCU (Iron Man, Iron Man 2)
Summary: Abuses of power and pleas for forgiveness: another day in the life of Tony Stark.
Song: Alanis Morissette - One
Length: 4:10
Download: Through Vimeo, through MediaFire, or through sendspace (~60mb)
Contents: Tony character study, some Tony/Pepper
Notes: Again with the not posting vids anywhere. But here it is, very late.
Password: litany

Litany from MC Angmar on Vimeo.

( Lyrics )

Title: Momentary
Summary: It has become second nature to look for the perfect moment, the perfect opening, the perfect opportunity.
Fandom: Ultimate Spider-Man (cartoon)
Word Count: 560
Rating/Contents: G, kissing, adorability
Pairing: Luke/Danny
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Love me the hell out of this show. WHERE IS THE FIC.

( Momentary )

Title: it only hurts when I laugh
Summary: It was long enough ago that she was still Russian.
Fandom: Iron Man movieverse
Word Count: 544
Rating/Contents: R, character death, general badness
Pairing: Natasha/Anton Vanko
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: IDK, IDK, sometimes things happen.

( it only hurts when I laugh )

Title: Psyche
Summary: A number of SHIELD agents are killed under mysterious circumstances. Clint appears to be next. But is everything exactly as it seems?
Fandom: Avengers/DCU
Word Count: 5297
Rating/Contents: PG-13. I am choosing not to use warnings on this story, other than that there is canon-typical violence. More information on request.
Pairing: Phil/Clint
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So this started as an absolutely ridiculous idea that stuck in my head like gum. And then when I finally got it out, dizmo brought it up again, so here we are. It's not necessary to know any DCU canon, because everything is explained, so.

( Psyche )

I have called blackout (in one fandom, no less!) at kink_bingo! Allow me to just cut and paste the roundup for your pleasure, because it is very long and I do not want to do it again:

fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
kinks: enemas, possession / marking, leather latex rubber, tickling, spanking / paddling, consent play, ageplay, hypnosis / mind control, shaving / depilation, spaces scenes and settings, worship, gags / silence, wildcard (rough body play), danger, sensory deprivation, suspension, pictures, penance / punishment, bodies and body parts, food, orgies / decadence, temperature play, whipping / flogging, subspace / headspace, prostitution / sex work

( Cut for your pleasure )

Title: The Adventures of Captain America and Phil, by Phil Coulson, Age 7 (The Read-Along With Me! Version)
Summary: A gripping tale of action, adventure, and tremendous bravery, available for the first time as a read-along book!
Fandom: Avengers
Length: 3:27min
Rating/Contents: PG, so much silliness, intentional errors, loud noises, sound effects, music
Pairing: Gen, Phil & Steve
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So dizmo wrote the fabulous The Adventures of Captain America and Phil, by Phil Coulson, Age 7, and it was screaming for an audio version. So, load up the story, and turn the page (scroll down to a new image) at the beep!

Though this is fairly loud, it is better listened to with headphones, as at least one of the sound effects, unfortunately, doesn't come through on computer (particularly laptop) speakers.

Download here at MediaFire
Stream at Soundcloud

( Credits )

The lovely sophinisba has done a podfic of if you clock me, you got me! Go and have a listen right over here, and leave lots of lovely comments.

Y'all, as authors, this is precisely why you should give blanket permission for podfic/fanart/remixes/w/e. Because then you get presents! people can build on what you've done and make all new awesome things out of it. What could be bad about that?

Title: Zen Is When
Summary: Different doesn't mean bad.
Fandom: Avengers
Word Count: 982
Rating/Contents: NC-17, rope bondage
Pairing: Bruce/Tony
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For jezibelle, on account of it are her birthday! Taking a break from Kink Bingo to... write fic?

( Zen Is When )

Title: return to the temple
Series: the temple of bondage
Summary: Phil and Clint have a little scene.
Fandom: Avengers
Word Count: 1426
Rating/Contents: NC-17, whips, bondage, D/s, public play
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For kink_bingo (whipping/flogging)! This story contains pretty much all the things that were supposed to be in the original, like, idk, any actual bondage. At least it happened sometime.

( return to the temple )