Jerry's House of Ass Beating

Title: Better Unsaid
Summary: Mal couldn't stand to hear a little bit more, as a matter of fact.
Fandom: Firefly
Word Count: 313
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Jayne/Kaylee
A/N: For 30_kisses. I wrote this in like, February; I'm not sure why I neglected to post it here.

( Better Unsaid )

Title: Cause and Effect
Summary: Kaylee realizes.
Fandom: Firefly
Word Count: 271
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Pairing: Jayne/Kaylee, Simon/Kaylee
A/N: For 30_kisses. I am going to finish this claim. Pinky swear.

( Cause and Effect )

Title: Rust
Summary: "Kaylee was the color of rust, Jayne had decided."
Fandom: Firefly
Word Count: 113
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Jayne/Kaylee
A/N: For 30_kisses. Last fic for a very long time, I believe.

( Rust )

Title: Sweet
Summary: Jayne makes desert.
Fandom: Firefly
Word Count: 200
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Jayne/Kaylee
A/N: For 30_kisses. I threatened Jo with writing a fic using Mal's line (I believe it was in relation to the spaghetti incident of so long ago), and I finally found a decent use, with bonus hating on Simon.

( Sweet )

Title: Two of Cups, Reversed
Summary: It's not supposed to end like this.
Fandom: Firefly
Word Count: 190
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Jayne/Kaylee
A/N: For 30_kisses. Probably late. Pseudo-prequel to Homestead.

( Two of Cups, Reversed )

Title: Homestead
Summary: Just another day on the farm.
Fandom: Firefly
Word Count: 1198
Rating/Warnings: PG, AU, future fic, unbridled fluff
Pairing: Jayne/Kaylee, mentions of Mal/Inara
A/N: For 30_kisses. Consider this my official apology for killing everybody off that one time. I thought about adding more, but I kind of like it how it is. It feels like a scene lifted from something bigger, and I like that, for some reason.

( Homestead )

Title: Just Like That
Summary: Kaylee teaches Jayne to dance.
Fandom: Firefly
Word Count: 451
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Jayne/Kaylee, mentions of Mal/Inara
A/N: For 30_kisses. More flashfic than anything else, but I like it. Ok, yeah, I know the sound system in Kaylee’s bunk is probably not a tape deck. But… I don’t care, and you shouldn’t either.

( Just Like That )

Title: Good Night Kiss
Summary: Rice wine and engine rooms don't mix.
Fandom: Firefly
Word Count: 1247 (WTF)
Rating/Warnings: R, not terribly graphic sex
Pairing: Jayne/Kaylee
A/N: For 30_kisses. I can't seem to stop writing pr0n for these two (oh, cause that's a problem), which is a turnaround. I'm terribly amused.

( Good Night Kiss )