Jerry's House of Ass Beating

Pepperony (Tony/Pepper)
8 (28.6%)

Lanex (Lex/Lana)
2 (7.1%)

Clintasha (Clint/Natasha)
2 (7.1%)

Steggy (Steve/Peggy)
5 (17.9%)

Thorki (Thor/Loki)
2 (7.1%)

Sparky (John/Elizabeth)
4 (14.3%)

Miego (Mia Fey/Diego Armando)
0 (0.0%)

Snaibsel (Artemis/Zatanna)
4 (14.3%)

Anything that ends with -shipping (various fandoms)
1 (3.6%)

Stark Spangled Banner (Tony/Bruce/Steve)
16 (57.1%)

Obidala (Obi-Wan/Padme)
1 (3.6%)

Capsicoul (Steve/Coulson)
1 (3.6%)

Rayne (River/Jayne)
1 (3.6%)

Captain Hammer (Thor/Steve)
5 (17.9%)

Black Pepper (Natasha/Pepper)
2 (7.1%)

Porne (Parrish/Lorne)
1 (3.6%)

Hewligan (Joe Flanigan/David Hewlett or various combinations of their characters)
1 (3.6%)

Narumitsu (Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth)
0 (0.0%)

Yes, it is.
20 (100.0%)

Explore characters
5 (18.5%)

Fill gaps in canon
3 (11.1%)

Explore tropes and genres in new settings
4 (14.8%)

Promote sex-positive pornography
2 (7.4%)

BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY
13 (48.1%)

Awesome
10 (34.5%)

Really awesome
4 (13.8%)

I have no sense of humor and a cold, dead heart
19 (65.5%)

John Sheppard
4 (14.3%)

Charles Xavier
2 (7.1%)

Adam Savage
4 (14.3%)

Ravan Darkholme
1 (3.6%)

Rodney McKay
1 (3.6%)

Emma Frost
0 (0.0%)

Phil Coulson
2 (7.1%)

Natasha Romanoff
1 (3.6%)

Tony Stark
3 (10.7%)

Erik Lehnsherr
1 (3.6%)

Thor
3 (10.7%)

Zoe Washburne
5 (17.9%)

Jennifer Lawrence
0 (0.0%)

Teyla Emmagan
1 (3.6%)

Two for one sale, Armando Muñoz and Alex Summers
0 (0.0%)

Ticky box got bored really early on in this poll, didn't it?
6 (22.2%)

Ticky box told the unicorns the wrong time on purpose
9 (33.3%)

Ticky box would like another weekend, plz
10 (37.0%)

Mitch Pileggi
16 (59.3%)

TICKY BOX!
15 (55.6%)

Unfrozen Cave Man Lawyer
0 (0.0%)

Modem sounds
7 (24.1%)

That the word "novel" is not used for non-fiction works
15 (51.7%)

Not having a cell phone
2 (6.9%)

To put their names on their papers
5 (17.2%)

Charles
6 (21.4%)

Erik
7 (25.0%)

Erik and Charles
10 (35.7%)

Author is undercaffeinated
17 (60.7%)

Author is lazy
3 (10.7%)

Math is hard
20 (71.4%)

Youtube
19 (67.9%)

Doctor Who S6 Pt2, GOD SABINE CATCH UP
5 (20.8%)

X-Men and X2, as can remember nothing
8 (33.3%)

Archer, for the sheer epicness of Jon Benjamin as a super spy
2 (8.3%)

Your Kobo is up there too, what about all that Jim Butcher you haven't read?
3 (12.5%)

This is just going to end in watching Rubber, don't act like it won't
6 (25.0%)

BARROWMAN!
15 (53.6%)

RICHAAAAAAAARDS!
6 (21.4%)

DAMN THAT SQUID!
17 (60.7%)

Finite Simple Group (Of Order Two)
4 (20.0%)

λ♥[love]
1 (5.0%)

Just Glue Some Gears On It (And Call It Steampunk)
5 (25.0%)

Bad Project
4 (20.0%)

Hand of the Almighty (VERY NSFW)
0 (0.0%)

Daft Bodies
1 (5.0%)

Zero Day
0 (0.0%)

Complaints Choir of Chicago and of Toyko
3 (15.0%)

Diagnosis Wenckebach
1 (5.0%)

I'm on a Code
1 (5.0%)

Must we make ticky box every time we pass?
12 (42.9%)

Ticky box has some complaints of its own
12 (42.9%)

Ticky box wonders if it's time yet to wonder why it's not Dragon*Con yet
8 (28.6%)

Mitch Pileggi
16 (57.1%)

TICKY BOX
17 (60.7%)

Portland
9 (64.3%)

Minneapolis
2 (14.3%)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IT IS COLD
3 (21.4%)

Portland
5 (35.7%)

Minneapolis
4 (28.6%)

Somewhere warm, jfc
5 (35.7%)

Portland
3 (21.4%)

Minneapolis
6 (42.9%)

Save money, go to Frolicon
5 (35.7%)

what she's having
8 (50.0%)

THE ORAL SEX
12 (75.0%)

a conniption fit
3 (18.8%)

[attractive person of choice] naked, rawr
11 (68.8%)

to unfriend Sabine if she keeps it up with the ridic polls
1 (6.2%)

Insomnia for four hundred, Alex
5 (31.2%)

Charles tops
7 (41.2%)

Erik tops
10 (58.8%)

God, Sabine, stop posting sixteen times a day
0 (0.0%)

No thanks!
5 (27.8%)

Lovely!
8 (44.4%)

Is this a reference to drugs?
5 (27.8%)

Now we'll never know if ticky box has secret mind powers
9 (47.4%)

Ticky box just wants to go back to bed
8 (42.1%)

Ticky box is abusing the On Demand feature
6 (31.6%)

Mitch Pileggi
10 (52.6%)

Ticky box!
12 (63.2%)

So my thing!
11 (40.7%)

So not my thing.
6 (22.2%)

So curious about this thing!
10 (37.0%)

what.
0 (0.0%)

palskdjfplfjd YES. LET US DISCUSS IT.
11 (35.5%)

I am intrigued by your ideas.
14 (45.2%)

Hey, more power to you.
6 (19.4%)

Ticky box prefers to read the tea leaves
2 (6.9%)

Ticky box just prefers to drink tea
12 (41.4%)

Ticky box wants coffee, dammit
9 (31.0%)

Mitch Pileggi
13 (44.8%)

Ticky box!
17 (58.6%)

The Inception/Metalocalypse crossover (you heard me)
3 (9.1%)

The sub!John/sub!Rodney one
16 (48.5%)

The one with John in lolita garb
6 (18.2%)

The one about John Sheppard, occasional cocksucker
7 (21.2%)

Another 5000 words of the ridiculous adult swim self-insert
1 (3.0%)

epic
17 (50.0%)

inevitable
20 (58.8%)

different when they're your own
16 (47.1%)

awesome no matter what
14 (41.2%)

Ticky box would like to insert some things, wink wink
19 (57.6%)

Ticky box is above this kind of humor
4 (12.1%)

Ticky box wants you to watch League of Super Evil
3 (9.1%)

Mitch Pileggi
21 (63.6%)

Ticky box!
17 (51.5%)

No. I am saddened by my lack of the best Christmas carol. Woe!
22 (95.7%)

Yes, and you can't have it! Ahahahahaha!
0 (0.0%)

Yes, and I will send it to you! Hurrah!
1 (4.3%)

Gryffindor. We believe!
4 (19.0%)

Hufflepuff. Insert witty line about loyalty here.
1 (4.8%)

Ravenclaw. These options are presented in alphabetical order.
10 (47.6%)

Slytherin. Ambition? Check.
6 (28.6%)

Gryffindor. Metaphorical balls: I have them.
2 (8.7%)

Hufflepuff. Nobody fucks with mama bear.
3 (13.0%)

Ravenclaw. I noticed that these options are presented in alphabetical order.
14 (60.9%)

Slytherin. You say "venal" like it's a bad thing.
4 (17.4%)

You get tatted up or they kick your ass. With magic.
22 (100.0%)

Ticky box knows this means Sabine is writing a paper.
16 (66.7%)

Ticky box knows this is all a ploy for free music.
11 (45.8%)

Ticky box would rather be a Slytheclaw or a Huffledor (Gryffinpuff?).
9 (37.5%)

Mitch Pileggi: Hufflepuff or Gryffindor?
16 (66.7%)

TICKY BOX
13 (54.2%)

Poll time!
26 (100.0%)

Under 60F/15C
2 (7.1%)

60F-70F/15C-20C
8 (28.6%)

70F-80F/20C-25C
3 (10.7%)

80F-90F/25C-30C
6 (21.4%)

HOT AS BALLS
9 (32.1%)

Eames
5 (17.9%)

A penguin
3 (10.7%)

Dialectical materialism
0 (0.0%)

Colonel Sadist
7 (25.0%)

Tuesday
2 (7.1%)

A thermos full of coffee
1 (3.6%)

A pack of Zingers
0 (0.0%)

Doc Hammer
2 (7.1%)

Teyla Emmagan
1 (3.6%)

Tumblr
0 (0.0%)

Lauren Holly
0 (0.0%)

The complete works of Noam Chomsky
0 (0.0%)

The complete works of Massive Attack
0 (0.0%)

Whatever the hell a torso boot is
2 (7.1%)

Mitch Pileggi
5 (17.9%)

Ticky box is waiting for its intoabar assignment HINT HINT
9 (31.0%)

Ticky box is 'bout fixin' to melt if things keep going this way
10 (34.5%)

Ticky box is going to seminar like a good ticky box
6 (20.7%)

Ticky box maybe likes "My Virgin Widows" a little too much
3 (10.3%)

TICKY BOX, GODDAMMIT
25 (86.2%)

Thirty days of recs!
12 (66.7%)

Thirty days of voice posts!
0 (0.0%)

Thirty days of polls!
4 (22.2%)

Thirty days of fuzzy memories!
2 (11.1%)

Ticky box is still watching tacky wedding shows
2 (11.1%)

Ticky box is holding out for thirty days of Mitch Pileggi
7 (38.9%)

Ticky box is not into that, no matter what you may have heard
7 (38.9%)

THIRTY DAYS OF TICKY BOX, DAMMIT
12 (66.7%)