Jerry's House of Ass Beating

Title: Skin
Summary: Phil's back. Tony and Pepper missed him. It's awkward.
Fandom: Avengers
Word Count: 1350
Rating/Contents: NC-17, resurrection
Pairing: Phil/Pepper, Phil/Tony, Tony/Pepper, Pepper/Phil/Tony
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Somehow this came out of me and dizmo talking at like two in the morning. I am not sure what it is, but here it is.

( Skin )

Title: Far More
Summary: Enjoying some old-fashioned Asgardian hospitality.
Fandom: Avengers
Word Count: 2189
Rating/Contents: NC-17, orgy
Pairing: Various combinations of: Bruce, Tony, Clint, Natasha, Steve, Thor, Volstagg, Sif, Hogun, and Phil
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For kink_bingo (orgies/decadence)! Assembling: we're doing it right. This story is from the same universe as Unsquare Dance, but it reads fine on its own.

( Far More )

So I haven't been posting because I haven't been writing, but I did do these little three-sentence prompt fics for the tumblr. Perhaps I would do two or three more, if anyone were interested?

1. For dixiechicken: Phil/Natasha, shippy or not, beautiful and secluded. ( Read more... )

2. For schmerica: Raven/Charles/Erik, Raven and Charles not letting Erik participate ( Read more... )

3. For cesare: Charles/any-all Avengers characters, finding something unexpected ( Read more... )

4. For shadowen: Steve and Phil watch television together. Hilarity and bonding ensue. ( Read more... )

Title: Unsquare Dance
Summary: This is all very confusing and unfamiliar, and Steve Rogers knows from unfamiliar.
Fandom: Avengers
Word Count: 2170
Rating/Contents: NC-17, everyone is poly because Avengers, lots of sex in odd places, voyeurism
Pairing: Tony/Pepper, Clint/Coulson, Tony/Bruce, Pepper/Clint, everybody/everybody else
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: IDK, sometimes I have very silly ideas. Lately I just want to put Avengers in heaps. Big sexy ones.

( Unsquare Dance )

Title: Click
Summary: Charles Xavier never should have been allowed a smartphone.
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Word Count: 681
Rating/Contents: NC-17, modern college AU, gleeful sluttery
Pairing: Charles/Erik/Raven
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: I would like to note that this does not have anything to do with April Fool's Day. I am getting my gleeful trollery out elsewhere. No, this is just something I wrote on the occasion of getting, like, 14 new tumblr followers in two days and, subsequently, a boggled mind.

( Click )

Title: shake, trip, shimmy
Series: Brown Derby Jump
Summary: Raven should have seen this coming.
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Word Count: 2609
Rating/Contents: NC-17, possessive behavior, good times and great oldies (damn, that's what I should have called this)
Pairing: Erik/Charles/Raven
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So this is the end of this thing, and I think we were all fairly sure how it would go down. Hint: sexily. Also I recommend taking a moment to look at the AO3 tags for this story, because they sort of got away from me, in the best way.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

( shake, trip, shimmy )

Title: Out
Summary: When Erik needs it, he really needs it.
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Word Count: 3642
Rating/Contents: NC-17, D/s AU, catharsis play, bratting (like really a lot), bondage, humiliation, paddling
Pairing: Raven/Charles/Erik
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So this is what was supposed to be the first part in the D/s AU that accidentally happened (I swear to god, it was just going to be Erik getting fucked up the ass, and then EVERYTHING GOT OUT OF HAND). IDEK. And let me state that I've officially gotten to the point where I have to search the AO3 to figure out if I've used a title yet. Sigh.

( Out )

Title: Play in Three Acts, Chapter 3: Erik
Summary: Take two and call me in the morning.
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Word Count: 2069
Rating/Contents: NC-17, sexy (mis)use of mutant abilities
Pairing: Charles/Erik/Raven
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: cesare, blah, her fault, blah. Also there may or may not be some hair pulling, which may or not have been requested. By someone. Somewhere along the way, in all of these various stories I have been writing, all these mutants got REAL voyeuristic. Not sure why. Not sure I care why.

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2

( Chapter 3: Erik )

Title: Play in Three Acts, Chapter 1: Charles
Summary: Take two and call me in the morning.
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Word Count: 1688
Rating/Contents: NC-17, sexy (mis)use of mutant abilities
Pairing: Charles/Erik/Raven
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Long story short, cesare dared me to do it, and I really will write almost anything I'm dared to. There are two more parts to this. Sexy parts.

Chapter 2 | Chapter 3

( Chapter 1: Charles )

This is, for your information, NOT called "Charles Xavier Fucks His Way Through Great Britain". The fact that this is largely because a good portion of it takes place in the US is immaterial. Ahem. This is another mini blackout for kink_bingo, as I have threatened. All of these stand alone, but they are in the same universe and are listed in chronological order.

Fandom: X-Men First Class

Kinks: historical roleplay, sleepy / unconscious, gender play, caning, wet, messy, dirty, worship, wildcard - consent play, bodily secretions, masters doms slaves & subs, domestic / tradesman kink, humiliation (verbal), leather / latex / rubber, food, washing / cleaning, bodies and body parts, temperature play, humiliation (situational), sensation play, danger, scars / scarification, painplay (other), body alteration / injury, sex toys (non-penetrating), silk, velvet, feathers, furs, penance / punishment

Pairings: Charles/Raven, Charles/Erik, Charles/Erik/Angel, Charles/Hank, Charles/various OMCs and OFCs

( Many cuts inside the cut )