sabinetzin: (b7 - gunplay darling)
Title: her body's the answer
Summary: Sudden doesn’t mean bad. Necessarily.
Fandom: X-Men: First Class RPF
Word Count: 2310
Rating/Contents: NC-17, possible consent issues
Pairing: Jennifer Lawrence/Michael Fassbender, surprise pairing
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Once again it is Lawbender Frigday, the day when I examine how my life choices led me to this point. So, just like every day.

her body's the answer )
sabinetzin: (vb - i have been blogging!)
1. Sat down to write this really super hot story I had in mind, right?

An hour later, I have a whole document full of Charles and Raven bantering and nobody's even gotten their dick out yet.

There's a reason the gdoc is called "shut up you guys". I can't help it. It just pleases me in my heart to write Raven and Charles being slutty slutty slut sluts together, and for some reason they're real chatty.

2. So I feel like "characters find the fanfic" stories are really annoying and kind of masturbatory, in addition to having an air of "tee-hee, aren't we clever" (short answer: no) to them.

But what I want to see right now, which probably already exists and I just have not read because I don't like "characters find the fanfic" stories, is a story- and this would either have to be RPF or FPF where the characters are famous- where Person 1 in the pairing in question has to use Person 2's computer or phone or something for a totally legit purpose, and accidentally finds a treasure trove of 1/2 porn. And 1's like "What the FUCK are you even doing, this is the most narcissistic thing I've ever seen," and 2 sort of hems and haws about it but is finally like "I READ IT FOR POINTERS, OKAY."

And 1 is like "..................." and 2 is like "You know that thing I do with my tongue? Yeah, you better be glad I read that 60k hurt/comfort story." And then 1 would be like "...Why did you read the other 59k words?" and 2 would be like "LOOK AT THE TIME, GOTTA GO WATER THE AZALEAS."

Alternately, what I think might be more hilarious is for 1 to find a whole mess of 2/3 porn. Like, James has a phone full of Lawbender stories (gonna keep saying that until it doesn't crack me up anymore, gonna take a while), or Tony keeps a big folder of Steve/Pepper porn (you can choose your own adventure on those pairings. Does anybody write Steve/Pepper? Note to self) on his desktop, right in front of god and everybody.

(Coulson keeps all his pornography too far under wraps to be included in this scenario. Also he is too confident to bother. Clint would be real loud about it if he could, but nobody writes Coulson porn.)

IDK, you guys. Probably I just need to sleep.

ETA: Oh god OH GOD you guys, they do write Pepper/Steve (and Pepper/Steve/Tony, no less), and holy shit it is beautiful and made me cry. YOU GUYS THIS STORY, MY ~FEEEEELINGS.~
sabinetzin: (twilight - SHUT UP EDWARD)
1. If I see the words "Cherik" or "McFassy" one more time, I am absolutely going to shit my pants. What are we, 14-year-old anime fans, or are we just grown-ass people who should be ashamed of ourselves?

Says the McShep shipper. Look, at least we just have the one, and it's not completely fucking stupid.

We will, however, accept Fassavoy, but only because it sounds like an expensive hotel, and that pleases me. The Bowtie and Hewligan people can also keep theirs, because they amuse me so. We are willing to go as far as Phlint, even though it is apparently idiosyncratic, because it is also pleasing.

(Where my Lawbender fans? You know you want to. If you like smush names so damn much, look at what a nice one it can have. So suggestive.

We would accept her with pretty much anyone, but that was the only smush name I could think of. Get off my back.)

2. Also, fandom at large, I can't come with you on "feels." Really? You really want to go this way? Are we really saying that now? I know I have gone in exactly the opposite direction with ~feeeeeeelings~, but that is clearly better. Look at how much nicer it looks. There are even tildes. You know you love you some tildes.

3. Oh XMFC, I already have the Smallville Problem with you, but I am starting to get the Servalan Problem as well, on top of all your other problems. Why won't you just let me love you. I only want your love, and also your pornography and pictures of James McAvoy (same thing).

4. Did you know that there are only six Pietro/Wanda stories at the AO3? Among those, I wrote two of them (one of them, a 1602 fic, has an unfinished sequel that I should have posted, uh, like six years ago now), three of them are Clint/Pietro/Wanda, and one of them is a crackfic where it's a joke amongst the characters. Seriously, you guys, not only is this a canon pairing, I know more people than this ship it. Get on the stick. ETA: Wait, no, I can't read. There are two Clint/Pietro/Wanda stories and an Evo story that's just straight up and down Pietro/Wanda. So we do have that going for us. Which is nice.

There are also no Johnny/Sue stories, but that is a rather hilarious problem that [personal profile] arymabeth and I have (you see, we both grew up watching the 90's cartoon, and they have the same last name, so we both separately made the assumption they were married, and now we can't un-ship it). But once again, I know other people ship it. I have talked to them about it.

3. Today was completely fucking awful, flist, but this has turned out to be an amusingly grumpy entry, so I will detail it somewhere else, if I do, in fact, detail it at all, to prevent the massive mood whiplash.
sabinetzin: (mae west - he who hesitates)
Title: Prop Me Up
Summary: Restlessness, drunkenness, and firearms.
Fandom: Gun Crazy RPF (you heard me)
Word Count: 848
Rating/Contents: NC-17, gunplay, object insertion, solo, voyeurism
Pairing: Peggy + John friendship
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: I have been threatening to write this story for quite some time, so here it is: the obscure RPF gunplay story about Peggy Cummins and John Dall, light of my world. Because really, what else is [community profile] kink_bingo for?

Prop Me Up )

Finally.

Oct. 15th, 2010 09:01 pm
sabinetzin: (mb - dark side of the moon)
Title: Minimal Pair
Summary: Jamie can barely keep everyone organized as it is.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 580
Rating/Contents: G, dorky linguist jokes
Pairing: Gen
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
Disclaimer: This clearly never happened.
A/N: So, like, a billion years ago, I talked about writing a story where Jamie was a linguist. And then [personal profile] toft declared a challenge based on it. And in all of this shuffle, the story never ended up actually getting finished. Until now! And yes, that is a real Language article.

Minimal Pair )
sabinetzin: PAZUZU, YOU UNGRATEFUL GARGOYLE (futurama - how papa gain his freedom)
I'm just saying, if somebody wrote John Dall/Farley Granger, I would read it seventeen times a day.

I do have a birthday coming up. I'm just throwing that out there. We would accept John Dall/anyone (and, indeed, John Dall/everyone).

(This post brought to you by Hardcore cider and Gun Crazy, the perfect antidote to a bad day. Seriously, this movie is just like an hour and a half of John Dall and Peggy Cummins being insouciant, waving guns around, and looking like they're mere seconds from ripping each other's clothes off. GOD THE EYESEX. NO DAMMIT STOP WITH THE SOFT FILTER, I WANT TO WATCH THEM MAKING OUT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU)
sabinetzin: (mb - the hyneman is ready)
Title: A Supposedly Fun Thing Adam Will Never Do Again
Summary: Adam Savage, Medical Marvel.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 3193
Rating/Contents: PG-13, genderswap
Pairing: Adam/Jamie
Size/Length: 15.52 mb; 16:57

A Supposedly Fun Thing Adam Will Never Do Again
sabinetzin: (mb - elder god jamie)
Title: And He's Okay
Summary: It is, far and away, the silliest fantasy that Adam has ever had.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 854
Rating/Contents: Hard R, public sex (kind of?)
Pairing: One-sided Adam/Jamie
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, which describes things that never happened. But who would be surprised, eh?
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the domestic/tradesman kink square on my [community profile] kink_bingo card. I apologize for nothing.

And He's Okay )
sabinetzin: (mb - james bondage)
Title: Practical
Summary: Jamie showed him the rope and said, "It helps me think."
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 1000
Rating/Contents: PG-13, bondage, but, surprisingly, no naked people
Pairing: Jamie/Adam... preslash?
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, which describes things that never happened.
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Originally written for [personal profile] telesilla's prompt in the [community profile] random_fic_is_random Kink Meme.

Practical )
sabinetzin: (mb - tory + chainmail = :))
Title: And Put Some Flowers Round My Room
Summary: Somewhere in another future, in another San Francisco.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 389
Rating/Contents: PG, naked people, fluff
Pairing: Kari/Grant/Tory
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
Disclaimer: This story describes events that are not real and did not happen.
A/N: For the First Official [community profile] myth_confirmed Alternate-History Listen What If Jamie Hyneman Was Still a Concrete Inspector Challenge!

And Put Some Flowers Round My Room )
sabinetzin: Adam and Buster, cuddling (mb - brothers in arms)
Title: A Supposedly Fun Thing Adam Will Never Do Again
Summary: Adam Savage, Medical Marvel.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 3193
Rating/Contents: PG-13, genderswap (whatever that means)
Pairing: Jamie/Adam
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a work of fiction, which describes things that never, ever happened.
A/N: If I worry about this fic any more, I will worry it out of existence, so here it is! Take it from my sight! I have notes, but they are kind of long and spoilery, so click here to read them.

A Supposedly Fun Thing Adam Will Never Do Again )
sabinetzin: (mb - tory + chainmail = :))
Title: Bondage Tuesdays
Summary: Grant has no idea what he's in for.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 443
Rating/Contents: PG, crack, bondage, half-naked people
Pairing: Implied everybody/everybody else
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
Disclaimer: Clearly, this is a work of fiction, which describes things that never, ever happened.
A/N: This started out as a silly comment to [personal profile] coffeesuperhero, and turned into a silly little ficlet. IDEK. She said post it. I do what she says.

Bondage Tuesdays )

INDEX: RPF

Mar. 20th, 2010 08:23 pm
sabinetzin: (Default)
Updated: 4/20/10
Through: 4/20/10

This is a listing of all RPF stories, organized alphabetically. Links to stories written before May 2009 go to Livejournal; those after go to Dreamwidth.Read more... )
sabinetzin: (mb - the hyneman is ready)
Title: Oh, What a Relief It Is
Summary: It's early in March when Adam gets his new cellmate.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 1808
Rating/Contents: PG, language, AU
Pairing: Gen, with Jamie/Adam and Tory/Grant overtones
Disclaimer: Clearly, this never happened.
A/N: You know how some stories sort of live in your brain, and then you sit down to write them and they just spring fully formed into existence? Yeah. I also want to note that this is the least accurate story I have ever written, ever, but I feel like it's so far from reality that it just tumbles over into its own kind of double AU (kind of like Phoenix Wright and the law, y'know?).

Oh, What a Relief It Is )

What?

Jan. 30th, 2010 10:53 pm
sabinetzin: (marvel - by the hoary effing hosts)
Title: Everything In Its Place
Summary: Jamie's just tidying up.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 396
Rating/Contents: G, AU (or is it?)
Pairing: Gen
Disclaimer: Clearly, this never happened.
A/N: Beta and handholding by the lovely [personal profile] dizmo. I blame [personal profile] cesare for this, because she led me to the idea.

Everything In Its Place )

Oh my.

Jan. 1st, 2010 11:26 am
sabinetzin: McGee and Ziva (ncis - secret ziva phobia)
Title: Romantic Voice Phenomena
Summary: Another long, long day of analysis.
Fandom: RPF (Ghost Hunters)
Word Count: 466
Rating/Contents: G
Pairing: Steve/Tango
A/N: Written for [personal profile] carolinecrane for Yuletide Madness 2009. Dude, I know, I'm just as confused as you are.

Romantic Voice Phenomena )

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