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Title: The Prostitute Quandary, or Why Leonard Will Never Eat Thai Food at Midnight (Again)
Summary: Leonard meets another member of Sheldon's species.
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 792
Rating/Warnings: PG, make-outs, pure unadulterated crack
Pairing: Sheldon Cooper/Rodney McKay, surprise pairings (het and slash)
A/N: For

wtf27 prompt 20. This is the silliest thing I have posted in a very long time. However? It is not the silliest thing I am working on. Ain't no crack like SGA crack. This is also my first SGA fic; I hope it's not representative of my efforts in this fandom.

( The Prostitute Quandary )

Current Location: Berkeley Mansions
Current Music: MOAR CAEK

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Current Location: The Castle Perilous

Title: Speakeasy
Summary: Just a night on the town.
Fandom: Gyakuten Saiban
Word Count: 502
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, AU
Pairing: Edgeworth/Gumshoe, Franziska/Adrian
A/N: Twenties AU for the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme and

wtf27

( Speakeasy )

Current Location: The Castle Perilous

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Current Mood: awake
Current Location: The Castle Perilous
Current Music: Kill Bunny?

Title: Moonlighting, Chapter 1
Summary: "I didn't think, 'By the way, don't accidentally become a prostitute,' was something I really needed to say to you, but you have proven me wrong."
Fandom: Gyakuten Saiban (Ace Attorney)
Word Count: 1391
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, unbridled fluff
Pairing: Miles Edgeworth/Phoenix Wright
A/N: For

wtf27, and my first effort in the fandom. I may like this series just a little too much.

( Moonlighting )

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: The Castle Perilous
Current Music: so many clocks

Title: Lifestyle
Summary: Being Lisa Cuddy.
Fandom: House/Firefly
Word Count: 497
Rating/Warnings: PG, AU, WTF
Pairing: Het. I think it's better if I don't tell you more.
A/N: For

wtf27. No, I don't know WTF. This idea has been bouncing around my head for some time, which says something (not flattering) about me.

( Lifestyle )

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: The Castle Perilous
Current Music: REM - Crush With Eyeliner

Title: Education
Summary: "And it's risky and strange and scary as hell, but neither one of them tries to stop it."
Fandom: House
Word Count: 612
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, AU, minors in (non-graphic) adult situations, (overuse of) parentheses
Pairing: House/Wilson, mentions of Chase/Cameron and House/Cuddy
A/N: For

wtf27. I feel dirty having written high school AU. I was reading a lot of Hemmingway when I wrote this, so I blame him for the fact that it just kinda… stops. I like it that way.

( Education )

Current Mood: good
Current Location: The Castle Perilous
Current Music: Metalocalypse

Title: Well Played, Jeeves
Summary: Bertie gets rather more than he bargained for.
Fandom: Wodehouse's Jeeves stories, with just a dash of Lovecraft.
Word Count: 1612
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: N/A. Bertie and Jeeves are hetero life mates.
A/N: For

wtf27 Prompt 9. This is set sometime after Much Obliged, Jeeves, but, really, continuity's hardly important anyway, and I've tried to set it up like the originals, with no outside knowledge necessary. Trying to write like Wodehouse is absolutely exhausting. It's just so very many words, and I'm terribly unused to the first person. I'm envisioning a sequel for this, but I don't know if I'm up to it.

( Well Played, Jeeves )

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: Latveria
Current Music: Cat Stevens - Wild World

Title: Special Delivery
Summary: Booster has a brilliant idea.
Fandom: DC
Word Count: 958
Rating/Warnings: PG, slight AU, WAFF, Rip Hunter as a deus ex machina, mpreg (I'm as shocked as you are)
Pairing: Booster Gold/Blue Beetle
A/N: For

wtf27 Prompt 6. Sequel to To Have and To Hold. Well, I think if I write a high school AU, I will have broken every taboo known to fanfiction. God help us all. Cross-posted to

boostle.

( Special Delivery )

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Latveria
Current Music: The Cascades - Listen to the Rhythm of the Falling Rain

Title: To Have and To Hold
Summary: Max strikes upon a plan that just can't lose.
Fandom: DC
Word Count: 1156
Rating/Warnings: PG, slight AU, unrepentant WAFF
Pairing: Booster Gold/Blue Beetle (yaaaaaaaay for Boostle!)
A/N: For

wtf27 Prompt 18. Does Super Buddies HQ have a kitchen? Meh, does now. And I don't know what's up with their names. Sometimes Ted is Beetle, but Booster is always Booster. Also, I didn't notice until like halfway through that I retconned Gladys out of existence, but pbbt. Booster has a new target for his Wonder Woman costume. Cross-posted to

boostle.
ETA: Sequel: Special Delivery.

( To Have and To Hold )

Current Mood: sleepy
Current Location: Latveria
Current Music: Paul Simon - Thelma

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Current Mood: sleepy
Current Location: Latveria
Current Music: Puscifer - REV 22:20

Title: Bulletproof
Chapter: 1/?
Summary: When one of his team is framed for a serious crime, House in determined to solve a murder mystery instead of a medical one.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 516
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, non-graphic murder
Pairing: None this installment, eventually House/Wilson
A/N: For

house_fest Prompt 6 and

wtf27 Prompt 26. One of the giant pile of fics I need to finish by tomorrow night which likely will not be done. This fic turned out really, really long, so I'm breaking it up (cause it's not done and won't be by the deadline). Also, I'm not taking any chances with the late LJ unpleasantness. From here on out, my fic will be simulcast here and on JF (where I am also sabinelagrande). Any questionable fic has been locked and will be reposted there.

( Bulletproof )

Current Mood: anxious
Current Location: The Castle Perilous
Current Music: so many goddamned clocks

Title: Characteristic
Summary: House reflects on change, and lack thereof.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 271
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, extreme crack, sappy!House
Pairing: Surprise(ish), established relationship
A/N: For

wtf27 Prompt 1. Cracked out? You bet!

( Characteristic )

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Latveria
Current Music: Julee Cruise - The World Spins

Title: A Bit of House and Laurie
Summary: House reminisces about old times. Sort of.
Fandom: House, mostly
Word Count: 331
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, AU, crack, copious dialogue
Pairing: None
A/N: For

wtf27 Prompt 21. It's a cracky sort of day.

( A Bit of House and Laurie )

Current Mood: good
Current Location: Latveria
Current Music: James Taylor - Mudslide Slim and the Blue Horizon

( wtf27 Table )

Current Location: Latveria
Current Music: RHCP - Dani California

Title: Gregory House and the Nosy Ducklings
Summary: It all would have gone smoothly if it hadn’t been for the owl.
Fandom: House/Harry Potter
Word Count: 1113
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, AU, silliness
Pairing: None, House & Ducklings-centric
A/N: For

wtf27 Prompt 25 and

house_fest Prompt 22. This may be the first crossover of any length I've written, except for the never finished Firefly/Bebop fic.

( Gregory House and the Nosy Ducklings )

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Latveria
Current Music: Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Zoot Suit Riot

Jerry's House of Ass Beating

So drink this bottle of whiskey, and don't give in to hate.

No, I don't know either.

(no subject)

(no subject)

Porn: getcha some.

Lolwut?

I'm going to crossover hell.

So much crack.

So much crack.

Holy crap.

I should have slept.

Mmm. Fic.

Sigh, fic.

Lol crack.

Lol crack.

Just for my reference

I'm a dork.

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