Jerry's House of Ass Beating

Title: Four Ways That Won't Work (And One That Did)
Summary: The ways to not do it are almost limitless.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 1728
Rating/Contents: NC-17, partner betrayal
Pairing: House/Wilson/Cuddy
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A/N: Enjoy this. It fell off the back of a truck. Be advised that I started writing this in, like, season three, so it has nothing to do with anything that's presently going on in canon (how could it, when I stopped watching a season and a half ago).

( Four Ways That Won't Work (And One That Did) )

Title: Mars in Denim
Summary: House doesn't buy it.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 450
Rating/Contents: R, D/s, possibly a little dub-con-y
Pairing: House/Chase
A/N: Written for shadowenangel in yet another fic memey thing.

( Mars in Denim )

Updated: 4/20/10
Through: 4/20/10

This is a listing of all crossover stories, organized alphabetically and by fandoms; crossovers between SGA and SG-1 are on the SG-1 page. Links to stories written before May 2009 go to Livejournal; those after go to Dreamwidth.( Read more... )

Title: Performativity
Summary: House didn't think she had it in her.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 383
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, pegging, toxic amounts of swagger
Pairing: Stacy/House
A/N: For queenzulu and her id, pursuant to this post. Set pre-canon, obviously. Can we talk for a minute about how much I love Sela Ward? Because she's like my favorite, and not just because we're from the same town.

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Title: No Bicycle
Summary: She remembers how to do this.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 311
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Cuddy/Cameron
A/N: Written for rosehiptea for purimgifts 2009. Title taken from your favorite quote and mine: "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

( No Bicycle )

Title: The Same Release
Summary: What she really needs is somebody who knows her.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/House MD
Word Count: 2213
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, toys, mild D/s, spanking
Timeline: S3 on both counts (isn't it convenient how that works?): during The Return and between Lines in the Sand and Fools for Love.
Pairing: Lisa Cuddy/Elizabeth Weir
A/N: Happy Smut Tuesday! This is from a verse I didn't know I'd already worked out, wherein there is a House-Cuddy-Weir-McKay college love quadrangle (love pyramid?). Possibly there will be more. This also sort of goes thematically with two other fics that aren't finished yet, but we'll burn that bridge when we get there. Title jacked from Joni Mitchell (like ya do).

( The Same Release )

Title: Complement
Summary: "But he can't stop himself from smiling, and he figures that's something all by itself."
Fandom: House
Word Count: 1206
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, unrelenting fluff
Pairing: Cameron/Foreman/Chase
A/N: So waaaaay back in the day, ignazwisdom bought me at livelongnmarry. And then life intervened. But I am here delivering! For serious! dizmo betaed once again, because she is the rock, and also gave me the idea for the best and most necessary tag ever. Also, it is fluff_friday!

( Complement )

Title: Plus ça change
Summary: "'Could they be any more blatant?' House asks, indicating the dance floor."
Fandom: House
Word Count: 319
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Cameron/Foreman/Chase, surprise pairing (which is totally not a surprise if you have any idea what journal you're reading)
A/N: This here is what we call the lagniappe. The less déclassé might call it the omake. Of course, that assumes that fangirls are less... you know what? Just go read it. I'm getting a headache.

( Plus ça change )

Title: I'll Come Meet Your Plane
Summary: Miles had always wanted to be the kind of person who got met at the airport.
Fandom: Gyakuten Saiban
Word Count: 293
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth (if you turn your head and squint)
Size/Length: 1.62 mb, 1:46
A/N: The gain was up too high on this one, I think. Unfortunately, I recorded these on my Asus, which is just not a precision instrument.

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Title: Untitled (With Perfection)
Summary: It's a perfect damn morning.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 281
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, swearing, improbable circumstances
Pairing: House/Foreman
Size/Length: 1.51 mb, 1:46
A/N: So to make up for it, I didn't amplify this one. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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Title: The Lay of the Lupus Monster
I'm informed it may actually be more correctly spelled "lai". I do not care. I may have accidentally on purpose stolen the title from The Lay of James Madrocke, which is great and lovely and you should read it yesterday.
Summary: House explains it all for you.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 898
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: N/A; House and the Hirelings
A/N: For house_fest and Come As You're Not. Takes place before Twenty-Six got the axe. SO MUCH DIALOGUE.

The Commentary of the Lupus Monster

Title: Perfect
Summary: It's the thought that counts?
Fandom: House
Word Count: 717
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Chase/Cameron, Cameron/husband
A/N: Gift for dhfreak at house_santa.

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