sabinetzin: To be safe, I am not needing the shoes or the babies. (ngd - umya)
So a while ago I mentioned writing a story for a Critical Role theatripod, and upon the suggestion of [ profile] blackglass, I am looking for a few good readers to do it for [community profile] pod_together!

I'm thinking it's best to keep readers to eight people or under, enough to cover a rather large cast of characters without being too hard to wrangle. I have no idea how long it'll be (but probably at least 5k), and it'll primarily focus on Vox Machina ensemble. So if there's some member of the team you're desperate to be, please mention it below. Hell, if there's an NPC you're desperate for, mention that too, because this is gonna be a kitchen sink kind of a thing.

Some notes on what I like to write, which are not different from my usual if you're familiar with my writing: Read more... )

So if you read all that, take a moment to review the [community profile] pod_together rules and timeline, and if it sounds good to you, leave a comment! Also mention what platform you'd like to collaborate on, and whether you can help with editing (I can do it if no one else wants to, but I'm not super great at it). Once we put together a cast, I'll solicit more ideas and see what people want before I get started writing.

Podfic! \o/

ETA: What a good response! I'm going to get everyone who's replied so far on a gdoc, but feel free to comment if that doesn't include you, and if we end up with a gap to fill, I may call upon you.
sabinetzin: I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you would keep Dracula and Superman away (dc - superman and dracula)
1. What do you like for streaming other than SoundCloud? I really like SoundCloud, but I'm working on something new that's going to be an hour and a half easy, and I don't have the space for anything that long.


2. How does [community profile] amplificathon... work? I read the FAQ, about it being a fest and everything, but people seem to post there, like, all the time. I do not understand.

I feel less dumb asking y'all than PMing the mod, is why I ask.
sabinetzin: (marvel - talk to me)
Title: The Adventures of Captain America and Phil, by Phil Coulson, Age 7 (The Read-Along With Me! Version)
Summary: A gripping tale of action, adventure, and tremendous bravery, available for the first time as a read-along book!
Fandom: Avengers
Length: 3:27min
Rating/Contents: PG, so much silliness, intentional errors, loud noises, sound effects, music
Pairing: Gen, Phil & Steve
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So [personal profile] dizmo wrote the fabulous The Adventures of Captain America and Phil, by Phil Coulson, Age 7, and it was screaming for an audio version. So, load up the story, and turn the page (scroll down to a new image) at the beep!

Though this is fairly loud, it is better listened to with headphones, as at least one of the sound effects, unfortunately, doesn't come through on computer (particularly laptop) speakers.

Download here at MediaFire
Stream at Soundcloud

Credits )
sabinetzin: (iron man - extreme close-up)
Title: Tape One, Take One
Summary: Stark Method Meditation: Tony Stark's newest experiment.
Fandom: Avengers
Length: 4:26 min., ~500 words
Rating/Contents: R, LOTS of swearing, yelling, extreme silliness
Pairing: Tony/Bruce, Clint/Coulson
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For [community profile] kink_bingo (subspace/headspace)! So I was going to do this very meditative Bruce thing, and, uh, this happened instead. This story is NOT intended to be read; it is intended to be listened to. However, if you should for some reason want the script, it is here.

Download here at MediaFire
Download here at sendspace
Stream at Soundcloud
sabinetzin: (iron man - extreme close-up)
Script )
sabinetzin: (fe - jean-baptiste emanuel zorg)
You guys, this has been me, all day, as [personal profile] arymabeth can attest:

"Oh, that's a good idea for a story, I should- oh, no, I already wrote that. Hmm, but some of this sounds good- oh, that too. Goddammit. Maybe a little- OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE."

There is nothing new under the sun.

So I've been thinking I should just

but I don't know, y'know?

Let me explain this: podfic is what I do because I can't vid. These two things are not in any way comparable, but the underlying motivations are very simple. I don't have the attention span to vid, right? Like, you have to learn to do a lot of things, and it seems to take a lot of time, and I want to hit it and quit it. I am a rat hitting a pellet machine, over here.

But I fear that no one will ever make the Brotherhood ass-kickery video to Saints of Los Angeles that must be made for mankind to be truly complete. So.

So I do podfic, and nobody ever listens to it, but at least it's really fast. Like, I have government training to this shit. The government did not train me well, and they mostly trained me in hardware design, but by god they trained me to do it fast. And I really like to podfic, but my setup is, frankly, atrocious. I don't do it much, so I can't justify buying something nicer, but if I had something nicer, I'd do it more, and so on in that fashion.

I had a point. I... don't remember what it was. Shit. There was something in there about fanmixes, too. Love me some fanmixes. No one ever comments on them, but I love crafting them so much I really don't care.

Um. Something. IDK. No idea what story I should read next. Suggestions welcome.
sabinetzin: Superman. WTF. (dc - wtf superman)
Title: Beholden
Author/Reader: [personal profile] sabinetzin
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, consent issues
Word Count: 2686
Summary: You don't have a choice- except that you do.
Size/Length: 12mb; 13:15
Author's Notes: This story almost didn't get posted, because at some point I realized that it lacked things like "plot" and "characterization" and "making any goddamn sense at all." But I believe that we need to be the porn we wish to see in the world, so I apologize for nothing. Once again, I thank [ profile] leiascully and [ profile] coffeesuperhero for letting me sit on their couch and bitch incessantly about this story.
Reader's Notes: For the hypnosis/mind control square on my [community profile] kink_bingo card, because I love love love that kink and couldn't think of anything to write for it. /o\ All I could think was, "Man, I wish I could just write Beholden again", so I podficced it! \o/ Three more to go!

sabinetzin: (sga - rodney tested)
Title: Upside Down and Inside Out
Author: [personal profile] bironic
Reader: [personal profile] sabinetzin
Pairing: Temporarily-a-girl!John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,700
Summary: The Pelari's idea of a holy trinity offers an opportunity to try out John's new body.
Size/Length: 18mb; 19:39
Author's Notes: A Santa Madness PWP for Sabine, whose requests included: dubcon, AMTDI, bondage (particularly suspension), D/s (especially if the participants clearly love each other very much), dirty talk/verbal humiliation, spanking, genderswap, and bottom!Sheppard. Fic also contains established relationship, double penetration, a gag, and a cherry on top.
Acknowledgement: Thanks to [personal profile] synn for brainstorming and for letting me dash off the beginning of this while a guest in her corn on her couch.
Reader's Notes: For the suspension square on my [community profile] kink_bingo card, because obvs one good turn deserves another. I'm not a hundred percent happy with this, but if I sat here editing out every time you can hear me shift, we would be here all damn night. PS: I may have recorded parts of this with an actual rope in my mouth. JSYK.

Upside Down and Inside Out
sabinetzin: (sga - collar plz)
Title: The Alchemy of Sin
Author: [personal profile] telesilla
Summary: Rodney takes the advantage of a vacation to inflict some heavy pain on John.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Word Count: 1732
Rating/Contents: Explicit, caning, BDSM
Pairing: John/Rodney
Size/Length: 9 mb; 10:10
Author's Notes: Written for the "Caning" square of my Kink Bingo card. The title is a line from "Endless Reverie" by Azam Ali.
Reader's Notes: Can you believe I didn't get one single square about beating or pain on my Kink Bingo card this year? Clearly, this had to be rectified, so here is a caning story for the wildcard square.

The Alchemy of Sin


Apr. 12th, 2011 06:42 pm
sabinetzin: (screw canon!)
Title: bigger, better (if you could only get there)
Summary: It's been a very long time since Edgeworth went away.
Fandom: Gyakuten Saiban
Word Count: 1500
Rating/Contents: R, post GS4
Pairing: Miles/Phoenix
Size/Length: 7.5 mb; 08:12
Notes: Seriously, you guys, I cut out seven minutes of me 1) screwing up 2) laughing 3) berating the author. I'm almost tempted to cut all that together and post it, because it was pretty epic.

bigger, better (if you could only get there)

Title: better knock me down
Summary: Arthur isn't bothered by the two of them. Really, he isn't.
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 1812
Rating/Contents: PG-13, jealousy
Pairing: Eames/Ariadne, Arthur/Eames/Ariadne
Size/Length: 9.7 mb; 10:34
Notes: A little soft, because my gain, which was fine on the first one, adjusted itself somehow and made the background a little noisy. But it's good enough for government work.

better knock me down
sabinetzin: (sga - shortly before the end)
It is that magical time of year, Poetry Month! Because I like this holiday, I recorded a bunch of poems. Here are two that sort of go together, in that they're my favorite poems by my favorite early 20th century poets. Enjoy!

Cascando by mcangmar

Words )

The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock by mcangmar

Words )


Nov. 13th, 2010 01:10 am
sabinetzin: (inception - eames is a tomato)
Title: really good mistakes
Summary: It feels sort of cliche, honestly, the whole experienced older man thing.
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 4030
Rating/Contents: NC-17, inappropriate Nabokov references, slightly creepy undertones
Pairing: Eames/Ariadne
Size/Length: 20 mb; 22:16
Notes: Presented to you in glorious mono sound, because my microphone is a little jacked up and strange. I blame everything on [personal profile] anatsuno.

really good mistakes
sabinetzin: (mb - the hyneman is ready)
Title: A Supposedly Fun Thing Adam Will Never Do Again
Summary: Adam Savage, Medical Marvel.
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word Count: 3193
Rating/Contents: PG-13, genderswap
Pairing: Adam/Jamie
Size/Length: 15.52 mb; 16:57

A Supposedly Fun Thing Adam Will Never Do Again
sabinetzin: (sga - fired up for war)
Title: The House by the Beach
Summary: "The lights in the hallway get brighter when John walks past them. He keeps meaning to mention it to Rodney, but he's almost certain he's just imagining things."
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1759
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, Weir/Zelenka
Size/Length: 9.06 mb; 9:54

The House by the Beach
sabinetzin: (ex cathedra)
Poll #2608 Hmmph.
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 12

Text box: Your thoughts?

Ticky box?

View Answers

Ticky box is outside, enjoying 80 degrees of pure awesome
1 (8.3%)

Ticky box is inside, bitching about pollen
4 (33.3%)

Ticky box is still waiting for the mandatory Mitch Pileggi-related option
9 (75.0%)

Ticky box!
7 (58.3%)

sabinetzin: (sga - we love booze)
Title: Four Blatant Lies About Atlantis (And One Thing That's Totally True), Part 1
Summary: Wherein aliens don't make them do it, John loves ASCII, Carson hates everyone, Weir is highly amused, and Lorne's just trying to be a pal.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 4286
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, unbridled crack, unrepentant use of profanity, joyous mockery, unusual formatting, singing
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, passing mentions of other pairings
Size/Length: 6.3 mb; 6:51

Four Blatant Lies About Atlantis

Title: Eburnation
Summary: One day, you'll be alone again.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 679
Rating/Warnings: PG, so much sadface, second person narration
Pairing: John/Rodney
Size/Length: 3.6 mb; 3:53

sabinetzin: Superman. WTF. (dc - wtf superman)
Title: I'll Come Meet Your Plane
Summary: Miles had always wanted to be the kind of person who got met at the airport.
Fandom: Gyakuten Saiban
Word Count: 293
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth (if you turn your head and squint)
Size/Length: 1.62 mb, 1:46
A/N: The gain was up too high on this one, I think. Unfortunately, I recorded these on my Asus, which is just not a precision instrument.

Download here

Title: Untitled (With Perfection)
Summary: It's a perfect damn morning.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 281
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, swearing, improbable circumstances
Pairing: House/Foreman
Size/Length: 1.51 mb, 1:46
A/N: So to make up for it, I didn't amplify this one. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Download here


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