Jerry's House of Ass Beating

Title: The Job Fair
Summary: Clint isn't entirely sure that it's a coincidence that the car breaks down right outside of Phil's hometown.
Fandom: MCU/Welcome to Night Vale
Word Count: 5337
Rating/Contents: PG-13, general Night Vale weirdness, minor One Year Later spoilers
Pairing: Clint/Coulson, Cecil/Carlos
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: I figured I might post these Night Vale stories I'm awritin' for the benefit of people who don't follow my MCU-clogged AO3 feed. Also, because Night Vale. This is set post Thor, pre Avengers, post One Year Later, and pre Faceless Old Woman. Because timelines.

( The Job Fair )

Title: Blow the Man Down
Summary: Tony Stark. A boat full of women. What could possibly go wrong?
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616, Ultimate Spider-Man (cartoon)
Word Count: 11418 words
Rating/Contents: Explicit, romance novel ridiculousness, deliberate historical inaccuracy
Pairing: Tony/Pepper, Maria/Natasha, Kate/Ava
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For unconventionalcourtship. Many thanks to my betas, bendingwind and shadowen! Based on the summary of The Captain’s Kidnapped Beauty by Mary Nichols. ( Summary )

( Blow the Man Down )

Hurrah, I have made a bingo for the kink_bingo January mini-challenge, which is tiny bingo! It is not only a bingo, but a multi-multimedia bingo! We have here these tiny things:

( One vid (NSFW) )
( One meta )
( One podfic (NSFW) )
( One icon )
( And one fic )

Title: Become My Friend
Fandom: MCU (Avengers, Iron Man 2)
Summary: Beatdowns are just another way of saying I love you.
Song: Everclear - Misery Whip
Length: 4:29 min
Download: Through Vimeo or through MediaFire (~77mb)
Contents: Everyone/Everyone/Violence, Ensemble (the Avengers, SHIELD, Rhodey, Pepper, Loki), brief profanity, lyrics about S/M, mostly just people beating on each other
Notes: I have to remember to post vids somewhere other than the tumblr. Anyway, here's a vid, one that was always meant to be an SGA vid and turned into Avengers. Something about so much less canon. I think this may be my favorite of the Avengers vids I've made, but I feel like that's something I should feel about every new one, right?
Password: friend

Become My Friend from MC Angmar on Vimeo.

( Lyrics )

Title: Psyche
Summary: A number of SHIELD agents are killed under mysterious circumstances. Clint appears to be next. But is everything exactly as it seems?
Fandom: Avengers/DCU
Word Count: 5297
Rating/Contents: PG-13. I am choosing not to use warnings on this story, other than that there is canon-typical violence. More information on request.
Pairing: Phil/Clint
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So this started as an absolutely ridiculous idea that stuck in my head like gum. And then when I finally got it out, dizmo brought it up again, so here we are. It's not necessary to know any DCU canon, because everything is explained, so.

( Psyche )

I have called blackout (in one fandom, no less!) at kink_bingo! Allow me to just cut and paste the roundup for your pleasure, because it is very long and I do not want to do it again:

fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
kinks: enemas, possession / marking, leather latex rubber, tickling, spanking / paddling, consent play, ageplay, hypnosis / mind control, shaving / depilation, spaces scenes and settings, worship, gags / silence, wildcard (rough body play), danger, sensory deprivation, suspension, pictures, penance / punishment, bodies and body parts, food, orgies / decadence, temperature play, whipping / flogging, subspace / headspace, prostitution / sex work

( Cut for your pleasure )

Title: The Adventures of Captain America and Phil, by Phil Coulson, Age 7 (The Read-Along With Me! Version)
Summary: A gripping tale of action, adventure, and tremendous bravery, available for the first time as a read-along book!
Fandom: Avengers
Length: 3:27min
Rating/Contents: PG, so much silliness, intentional errors, loud noises, sound effects, music
Pairing: Gen, Phil & Steve
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So dizmo wrote the fabulous The Adventures of Captain America and Phil, by Phil Coulson, Age 7, and it was screaming for an audio version. So, load up the story, and turn the page (scroll down to a new image) at the beep!

Though this is fairly loud, it is better listened to with headphones, as at least one of the sound effects, unfortunately, doesn't come through on computer (particularly laptop) speakers.

Download here at MediaFire
Stream at Soundcloud

( Credits )

The lovely sophinisba has done a podfic of if you clock me, you got me! Go and have a listen right over here, and leave lots of lovely comments.

Y'all, as authors, this is precisely why you should give blanket permission for podfic/fanart/remixes/w/e. Because then you get presents! people can build on what you've done and make all new awesome things out of it. What could be bad about that?

Title: Zen Is When
Summary: Different doesn't mean bad.
Fandom: Avengers
Word Count: 982
Rating/Contents: NC-17, rope bondage
Pairing: Bruce/Tony
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For jezibelle, on account of it are her birthday! Taking a break from Kink Bingo to... write fic?

( Zen Is When )

Title: return to the temple
Series: the temple of bondage
Summary: Phil and Clint have a little scene.
Fandom: Avengers
Word Count: 1426
Rating/Contents: NC-17, whips, bondage, D/s, public play
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For kink_bingo (whipping/flogging)! This story contains pretty much all the things that were supposed to be in the original, like, idk, any actual bondage. At least it happened sometime.

( return to the temple )