Title: gonna do it on purpose
Summary: She's just here to make a mistake.
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica/Venture Bros.
Word Count: 812
Rating/Contents: NC-17, cheating
Timeline: AU (BSG); between Assassinanny 911 and Showdown at Cremation Creek Pt. 1 (VB)
Pairing: Dr. Girlfriend/Kara Thrace
A/N: How many stories have I written where Kara Thrace walks into a bar and meets someone for another fandom? All of them.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
coffeesuperhero and leiascully are TERRIBLE influences.
( gonna do it on purpose )
Summary: She's just here to make a mistake.
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica/Venture Bros.
Word Count: 812
Rating/Contents: NC-17, cheating
Timeline: AU (BSG); between Assassinanny 911 and Showdown at Cremation Creek Pt. 1 (VB)
Pairing: Dr. Girlfriend/Kara Thrace
A/N: How many stories have I written where Kara Thrace walks into a bar and meets someone for another fandom? All of them.
coffeesuperhero and leiascully are TERRIBLE influences.( gonna do it on purpose )
Title: White Elephant
Summary: So it goes without saying that when everything changed, John was completely unprepared for it.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis (fusion with Kushiel's Dart)
Word Count: 1300
Rating/Contents: PG-13, discussions of masochism, prostitution, all that good stuff
Pairing: ...Gen? Mention of John/Caldwell, eventual John/Rodney
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Okay yes I wrote the thing, because it was just way too funny of an idea to leave sitting. I think you can read this without knowing much except the basic premise of Kushiel's Dart; I certainly took enough liberties with it that it may not even help.
( White Elephant )
Summary: So it goes without saying that when everything changed, John was completely unprepared for it.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis (fusion with Kushiel's Dart)
Word Count: 1300
Rating/Contents: PG-13, discussions of masochism, prostitution, all that good stuff
Pairing: ...Gen? Mention of John/Caldwell, eventual John/Rodney
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Okay yes I wrote the thing, because it was just way too funny of an idea to leave sitting. I think you can read this without knowing much except the basic premise of Kushiel's Dart; I certainly took enough liberties with it that it may not even help.
( White Elephant )
What's this?
Jun. 14th, 2010 12:37 amTitle: Next Best Thing
Summary: Edgeworth finds exactly what he's looking for.
Fandom: Phoenix Wright/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 2195
Rating/Contents: NC-17, rough sex, angst, questionable decisions
Timeline: Present day: post series (SGA); 2 years before State v. Fawles (GS). I feel like I should point out that Edgeworth is 18.
Pairing: Miles Edgeworth/John Sheppard, mentions of other pairings
A/N: Here it is, the crossover I have been threatening for, like, a billion years. It started with Joe Flanigan's post-SGA beard. I kept looking at him and thinking, "I don't know why everybody else thinks this is so hot. He looks like a hobo," which quickly lead to "HOLY SHIT, if you put a hoodie on him he could be hobo!Phoenix!" And so this happened. Very slowly.
Further A/N: No, I did not notice Miles got into an elevator until just now. Yes, I do need to review my canon. Eesh.
( Next Best Thing )
Summary: Edgeworth finds exactly what he's looking for.
Fandom: Phoenix Wright/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 2195
Rating/Contents: NC-17, rough sex, angst, questionable decisions
Timeline: Present day: post series (SGA); 2 years before State v. Fawles (GS). I feel like I should point out that Edgeworth is 18.
Pairing: Miles Edgeworth/John Sheppard, mentions of other pairings
A/N: Here it is, the crossover I have been threatening for, like, a billion years. It started with Joe Flanigan's post-SGA beard. I kept looking at him and thinking, "I don't know why everybody else thinks this is so hot. He looks like a hobo," which quickly lead to "HOLY SHIT, if you put a hoodie on him he could be hobo!Phoenix!" And so this happened. Very slowly.
Further A/N: No, I did not notice Miles got into an elevator until just now. Yes, I do need to review my canon. Eesh.
( Next Best Thing )
My id: let me show you it
May. 18th, 2010 12:44 amTitle: Disobedient
Summary: John just needs a guiding hand.
Fandom: Blake's 7/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1000
Rating/Contents: NC-17, D/s, possible dubcon, pure self-indulgence
Timeline: Series A-B (B7); AU (SGA). No real canon knowledge needed or spoilers given.
Pairing: Servalan/Caldwell/John (that's right, you heard me)
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING. Neither doescoffeesuperhero or, for that matter, Hedonism Bot.
( Disobedient )
Summary: John just needs a guiding hand.
Fandom: Blake's 7/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1000
Rating/Contents: NC-17, D/s, possible dubcon, pure self-indulgence
Timeline: Series A-B (B7); AU (SGA). No real canon knowledge needed or spoilers given.
Pairing: Servalan/Caldwell/John (that's right, you heard me)
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING. Neither does
coffeesuperhero or, for that matter, Hedonism Bot.( Disobedient )
Hurrah for old stories!
Apr. 18th, 2010 02:44 pmTitle: fall fast, fall free
Summary: He's only been borrowing it for a while.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Iron Man (2008)
Word Count: 1726
Rating/Contents: NC-17
Pairing: John Sheppard/Tony Stark
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Sequel to you will be my one last chance. This has been sitting on my hard drive, all but done, since... well, I started writing it directly after the first one, so, like, over a year.
( fall fast, fall free )
Summary: He's only been borrowing it for a while.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Iron Man (2008)
Word Count: 1726
Rating/Contents: NC-17
Pairing: John Sheppard/Tony Stark
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Sequel to you will be my one last chance. This has been sitting on my hard drive, all but done, since... well, I started writing it directly after the first one, so, like, over a year.
( fall fast, fall free )
Title: Target Practice
Summary: Just before the combat, Avon runs into an old enemy.
Fandom: Blake's 7/NCIS
Word Count: 825
Rating/Contents: G
Pairing: Gen, with background Avon/Servalan (just like always, amirite?)
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
Timeline: Missing scene for Death-Watch (B7); AU (NCIS)
A/N: For A Ficathon Walks Into a Bar. Hurrah, I don't have to default on my own challenge! This isn't the story I intended to write, because what I intended to write sort of collapsed, like a flan in a cupboard; but with the help of![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
gozer, I knocked this together instead. I'm fairly pleased with it.
( Target Practice )
Summary: Just before the combat, Avon runs into an old enemy.
Fandom: Blake's 7/NCIS
Word Count: 825
Rating/Contents: G
Pairing: Gen, with background Avon/Servalan (just like always, amirite?)
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
Timeline: Missing scene for Death-Watch (B7); AU (NCIS)
A/N: For A Ficathon Walks Into a Bar. Hurrah, I don't have to default on my own challenge! This isn't the story I intended to write, because what I intended to write sort of collapsed, like a flan in a cupboard; but with the help of
gozer, I knocked this together instead. I'm fairly pleased with it.( Target Practice )
Repost time!
Mar. 2nd, 2010 11:28 pmTitle: Snoop
Summary: Rodney McKay is the kind of guy who comes into Wilson's life in waves.
Fandom: House/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 200
Rating/Contents: PG-13
Pairing: Rodney/Wilson
A/N: Written fordeelaundry in a fic memey kind of a thing, a little while ago.
( Snoop )
Summary: Rodney McKay is the kind of guy who comes into Wilson's life in waves.
Fandom: House/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 200
Rating/Contents: PG-13
Pairing: Rodney/Wilson
A/N: Written for
deelaundry in a fic memey kind of a thing, a little while ago.( Snoop )
Hurrah! I wrote a thing!
Feb. 13th, 2010 07:00 pmTitle: yesterday is right behind me like a loaded gun
Summary: Jenna doesn't know what she's running to.
Fandom: Blake's 7/Battlestar Galactica
Word Count: 686
Timeline: After 3x01, "Aftermath" (B7), AU (BSG)
Rating/Contents: NC-17
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Jenna Stannis
A/N: For the Sex Is Not the Enemy ficathon, based on this picture. There just can't be enough "Kara picks someone up in a bar" stories. I feel like that could be a ficathon all on its own.
( yesterday is right behind me like a loaded gun )
Summary: Jenna doesn't know what she's running to.
Fandom: Blake's 7/Battlestar Galactica
Word Count: 686
Timeline: After 3x01, "Aftermath" (B7), AU (BSG)
Rating/Contents: NC-17
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Jenna Stannis
A/N: For the Sex Is Not the Enemy ficathon, based on this picture. There just can't be enough "Kara picks someone up in a bar" stories. I feel like that could be a ficathon all on its own.
( yesterday is right behind me like a loaded gun )
Year of the Fangirl: it leads to porn
Oct. 24th, 2009 11:33 amTitle: But I Have To Charge
Summary: It's the John Sheppard One-Step System.
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 400
Rating/Contents: NC-17, AU, semi-public sex, adorably confused Lee
Pairing: Lee Adama/John Sheppard
A/N: Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
bsg_pornbattle for the prompt "I don't know what your hair is doing right now"; totally coffeesuperhero and leiascully's fault.
Further A/N: Upon consideration (because I think about things too hard), I've changed the wording of my standard header from "Rating/Warnings" to "Rating/Contents", because that line has long been used for 1) enticing you to read whatever kinky thing I'm writing today 2) me being silly 3) a secondary summary. It's a positivity thing.
( But I Have To Charge )
Summary: It's the John Sheppard One-Step System.
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 400
Rating/Contents: NC-17, AU, semi-public sex, adorably confused Lee
Pairing: Lee Adama/John Sheppard
A/N: Written for
bsg_pornbattle for the prompt "I don't know what your hair is doing right now"; totally coffeesuperhero and leiascully's fault.Further A/N: Upon consideration (because I think about things too hard), I've changed the wording of my standard header from "Rating/Warnings" to "Rating/Contents", because that line has long been used for 1) enticing you to read whatever kinky thing I'm writing today 2) me being silly 3) a secondary summary. It's a positivity thing.
( But I Have To Charge )
Have some femmeslash?
Sep. 22nd, 2009 03:08 pmTitle: rise or fall
Summary: Carter kisses like she's apologizing for something.
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica/Stargate: SG-1
Word Count: 573
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, implied past character death, non-linear storytelling
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Carter
Timeline: Mid-S1 (BSG)
A/N: Here is how my brain works: I think to myself, "Sam/Kara? Sam/Kara? No, no, self, Sam/Kara." So yes. IDK what this is.
ETA: Oh! And I forgot to mention: this is for the scars/scarification square on my shiny new![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
kink_bingo card. Hurrah!
( rise or fall )
Summary: Carter kisses like she's apologizing for something.
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica/Stargate: SG-1
Word Count: 573
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, implied past character death, non-linear storytelling
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Carter
Timeline: Mid-S1 (BSG)
A/N: Here is how my brain works: I think to myself, "Sam/Kara? Sam/Kara? No, no, self, Sam/Kara." So yes. IDK what this is.
ETA: Oh! And I forgot to mention: this is for the scars/scarification square on my shiny new
kink_bingo card. Hurrah!( rise or fall )
INDEX: Crossover
Sep. 1st, 2009 02:20 pmUpdated: 4/20/10
Through: 4/20/10
This is a listing of all crossover stories, organized alphabetically and by fandoms; crossovers between SGA and SG-1 are on the SG-1 page. Links to stories written before May 2009 go to Livejournal; those after go to Dreamwidth.( Read more... )
Through: 4/20/10
This is a listing of all crossover stories, organized alphabetically and by fandoms; crossovers between SGA and SG-1 are on the SG-1 page. Links to stories written before May 2009 go to Livejournal; those after go to Dreamwidth.( Read more... )
Oh god, what have we done.
Jun. 29th, 2009 07:22 amTitle: Public Timeline
By:sabinelagrande/sabinetzin and arymabeth
Summary: @dr_dr_mckay is stuck in a jumper at the bottom of the ocean & needs your help! Please RT!!
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate: SG-1
Word Count: ~2000
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, language, incredible silliness, spoilers for Grace Under Pressure, total crack
Pairing: A whole lot of them, in sort of a slapsticky way, but mostly Weir/Caldwell, Lorne/Zelenka, one-sided McKay/Carter, O'Neill/Carter, Vala/Daniel, and a little McShep for flavor
A/N: So there are a couple of nu!Trek fics going around that immortalize the Enterprise crew's Twitter feeds. So we were talking about it, andarymabeth went "They so use twitter at the SGC" and I went, "Dude, what if they were on twitter during Grace Under Pressure". And, lo, this happened. And we do not apologize for it at all.
( Public Timeline )
By:
sabinelagrande/sabinetzin and arymabethSummary: @dr_dr_mckay is stuck in a jumper at the bottom of the ocean & needs your help! Please RT!!
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate: SG-1
Word Count: ~2000
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, language, incredible silliness, spoilers for Grace Under Pressure, total crack
Pairing: A whole lot of them, in sort of a slapsticky way, but mostly Weir/Caldwell, Lorne/Zelenka, one-sided McKay/Carter, O'Neill/Carter, Vala/Daniel, and a little McShep for flavor
A/N: So there are a couple of nu!Trek fics going around that immortalize the Enterprise crew's Twitter feeds. So we were talking about it, and
arymabeth went "They so use twitter at the SGC" and I went, "Dude, what if they were on twitter during Grace Under Pressure". And, lo, this happened. And we do not apologize for it at all.( Public Timeline )
Title: And Keys Cut While You Wait
Summary: Daniel buys a calculator. His name is John.
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1483
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU, slavefic, surprisingly not non- or dubcon (IKR?)
Pairing: Daniel/John
A/N: For the roleplay/au (master/slave) square on mykink_bingo card. And that, my children, makes a line! I may do more in this AU, because the stuff happening in the background turned out more interesting than the stuff in the foreground.
( And Keys Cut While You Wait )
Summary: Daniel buys a calculator. His name is John.
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1483
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU, slavefic, surprisingly not non- or dubcon (IKR?)
Pairing: Daniel/John
A/N: For the roleplay/au (master/slave) square on my
kink_bingo card. And that, my children, makes a line! I may do more in this AU, because the stuff happening in the background turned out more interesting than the stuff in the foreground.( And Keys Cut While You Wait )
This may be a little sleep deprived.
Jun. 15th, 2009 06:10 amTitle: Takes One To Know One
Summary: Jim doesn't really buy it.
Fandom: Star Trek (2009)/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 634
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, complete lack of plot
Pairing: Jim Kirk/John Sheppard
A/N: For Porn Battle VIII, because I was gonna write something for it if it damn killed me. Writer's block is still... blocky. Also, this is my first Star Trek fic. I'm so ashamed, only not really.
( Takes One To Know One )
Summary: Jim doesn't really buy it.
Fandom: Star Trek (2009)/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 634
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, complete lack of plot
Pairing: Jim Kirk/John Sheppard
A/N: For Porn Battle VIII, because I was gonna write something for it if it damn killed me. Writer's block is still... blocky. Also, this is my first Star Trek fic. I'm so ashamed, only not really.
( Takes One To Know One )
God, I don't even know.
Apr. 10th, 2009 03:14 pmTitle: In Chambers
Summary: A lot of things come together to make Rodney go a little weird.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/First Monday
Word Count: 1300
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, fantasy voyeurism, a little brain-breaky if you think about it too hard
Pairing: Rodney/John one-sided UST, Rodney solo, Julian Lodge/John
A/N: So, there's no real reason to watch First Monday, even though it did have James Garner and Charles Durning and Joe Flanigan (whose scenes you can watch on youtube, thanks togaffsie). Because this isn't a proper crossover, all you need to know to read this fic is that Julian Lodge looks like this, and that the farther you get from civilization (in my experience), the weirder your DVD collection becomes.
( In Chambers )
Summary: A lot of things come together to make Rodney go a little weird.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/First Monday
Word Count: 1300
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, fantasy voyeurism, a little brain-breaky if you think about it too hard
Pairing: Rodney/John one-sided UST, Rodney solo, Julian Lodge/John
A/N: So, there's no real reason to watch First Monday, even though it did have James Garner and Charles Durning and Joe Flanigan (whose scenes you can watch on youtube, thanks to
gaffsie). Because this isn't a proper crossover, all you need to know to read this fic is that Julian Lodge looks like this, and that the farther you get from civilization (in my experience), the weirder your DVD collection becomes.( In Chambers )
Sad Rodney in glasses. :(
Mar. 11th, 2009 11:55 pmTitle: I have known the eyes already
Summary: "This is the worst thing," he says, breaking off to catch her lips with his again, "that has ever happened to me."
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate SG-1
Word Count: 805
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU (...canon AU?), sadface
Pairing: Carter/Rodney (the alternate version from SG-1 10.13 "The Road Not Taken")
A/N: Here on Hate on Rodney Week, it is permissible to love on alternate Rodney, because he evinces so many unRodneylike characteristics, and also he is generally much less of a dick. Also I think we all know I stole the title from TS Eliot, cause that's just kinda how I roll sometimes.
( I have known the eyes already )
Summary: "This is the worst thing," he says, breaking off to catch her lips with his again, "that has ever happened to me."
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate SG-1
Word Count: 805
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU (...canon AU?), sadface
Pairing: Carter/Rodney (the alternate version from SG-1 10.13 "The Road Not Taken")
A/N: Here on Hate on Rodney Week, it is permissible to love on alternate Rodney, because he evinces so many unRodneylike characteristics, and also he is generally much less of a dick. Also I think we all know I stole the title from TS Eliot, cause that's just kinda how I roll sometimes.
( I have known the eyes already )
I seriously need some TBBT icons.
Feb. 1st, 2009 03:33 pmTitle: The Anonymity Caveat
Summary: Rodney doesn't really care who it is.
Fandom: Stargate:Atlantis/The Big Bang Theory
Word Count: 352
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, public sex
Pairing: Rodney/?
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII. And yes, I do think it's who you think it is.
( The Anonymity Caveat )
Summary: Rodney doesn't really care who it is.
Fandom: Stargate:Atlantis/The Big Bang Theory
Word Count: 352
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, public sex
Pairing: Rodney/?
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII. And yes, I do think it's who you think it is.
( The Anonymity Caveat )
I amuse the shit out of myself.
Feb. 1st, 2009 03:26 pmTitle: The LSA Does Not Approve
Summary: Daniel is, technically speaking, not trained as a linguist.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate SG-1
Word Count: 658
Rating/Warnings: R, dorky jokes only linguists get, movie!Daniel characterization, spoilers for Enemy at the Gate
Pairing: Teyla/Daniel
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII.
( The LSA Does Not Approve )
Summary: Daniel is, technically speaking, not trained as a linguist.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate SG-1
Word Count: 658
Rating/Warnings: R, dorky jokes only linguists get, movie!Daniel characterization, spoilers for Enemy at the Gate
Pairing: Teyla/Daniel
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII.
( The LSA Does Not Approve )
Srsly though?
Jan. 26th, 2009 12:55 pmTitle: you will be my one last chance
Summary: John saves Tony's life. Tony likes that in a man.
Fandom: Iron Man/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 877
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU
Pairing: Tony Stark/John Sheppard
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII, posted here for length. Title stolen from Ambulance by TV on the Radio, which is kinda totally their theme song. I totally wrote this on my lunch break. In public. And now I'm going to the bioarch lab to play with bones.
( you will be my one last chance )
Summary: John saves Tony's life. Tony likes that in a man.
Fandom: Iron Man/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 877
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU
Pairing: Tony Stark/John Sheppard
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII, posted here for length. Title stolen from Ambulance by TV on the Radio, which is kinda totally their theme song. I totally wrote this on my lunch break. In public. And now I'm going to the bioarch lab to play with bones.
( you will be my one last chance )
