Jerry's House of Ass Beating

Title: shake, trip, shimmy
Series: Brown Derby Jump
Summary: Raven should have seen this coming.
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Word Count: 2609
Rating/Contents: NC-17, possessive behavior, good times and great oldies (damn, that's what I should have called this)
Pairing: Erik/Charles/Raven
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So this is the end of this thing, and I think we were all fairly sure how it would go down. Hint: sexily. Also I recommend taking a moment to look at the AO3 tags for this story, because they sort of got away from me, in the best way.

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( shake, trip, shimmy )

Title: fall into the quicksand
Series: Brown Derby Jump
Summary: Charles always thinks of everything.
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Word Count: 1519
Rating/Contents: NC-17, historical AU, does anyone know of a polite way to say sloppy seconds? Because I have been wracking my brain on this one.
Pairing: Erik/Raven, Charles/Raven
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Okay so maybe this will actually end up series-ing; there are two bits, anyway. For Porn Battle, prompt "bend" (which I mostly ignored).


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( fall into the quicksand )

Title: The Idle Pleasures of These Days
Summary: There but for the grace of god.
Fandom: Iron Man/Richard III (1995)
Word Count: 1482
Rating/Contents: NC-17, what is this i don't even
Pairing: Tony Stark/Lord Rivers
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: In my defense, this was for Porn Battle, for the prompt "Tony Stark/Any other character played by RDJ, then". And obvs if you tell me that, I'm going to go for the character from the movie I like the most. I apologize for nothing.

( The Idle Pleasures of These Days )

Title: spinning in his grip
Summary: Erik just has to know.
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Word Count: 4388
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, D/s, face slapping, all kinds of mind control, very mild humiliation
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the lovely mrkinch, who won me in the auction benefiting the just as lovely anatsuno. Hurrah! Two things: 1) this story has an awful lot of words to be pretty much just emotions and fucking; 2) the number of Write or Die sessions it took to get through this is astounding. But THEY WOULD NOT STOP EMOTING. ARGH.

( spinning in his grip )

Title: Tomorrow We Die
Summary: Comparatively speaking, this is detox.
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Word Count: 534
Rating/Contents: NC-17, public sex, missing scene for Dethhealth (3x03)
Pairing: Skwisgaar/Pickles
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For a little contest over at capslokdethklok. Because beach sex is necessary.

( Tomorrow We Die )

Title: when I was
Summary: Miles is going.
Fandom: Gyakuten Saiban
Word Count: 729
Rating/Contents: PG, angst
Pairing: Miles/Phoenix
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the uniforms/military kink square on my kink_bingo card. Stretching: we are doing it. One more!

( when I was )

Title: Beholden
Author/Reader: sabinetzin
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, consent issues
Word Count: 2686
Summary: You don't have a choice- except that you do.
Size/Length: 12mb; 13:15
Author's Notes: This story almost didn't get posted, because at some point I realized that it lacked things like "plot" and "characterization" and "making any goddamn sense at all." But I believe that we need to be the porn we wish to see in the world, so I apologize for nothing. Once again, I thank leiascully and coffeesuperhero for letting me sit on their couch and bitch incessantly about this story.
Reader's Notes: For the hypnosis/mind control square on my kink_bingo card, because I love love love that kink and couldn't think of anything to write for it. /o\ All I could think was, "Man, I wish I could just write Beholden again", so I podficced it! \o/ Three more to go!

Beholden

Title: start me up and watch me go
Summary: Rodney discovers a new equation.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Word Count: 1099
Rating/Contents: NC-17, gags, a little resistance play
Pairing: Rodney/John
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the gags square on my kink_bingo card. We are getting so close to blackout, you guys. Only five more!

( start me up and watch me go )

Title: Five Points of Contact
Summary: This has nothing to do with anything.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Word Count: 764
Rating/Contents: NC-17, knifeplay
Pairing: Ronon/John
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the blades square on my kink_bingo card.

( Five Points of Contact )

Title: twenty-five 'til nine
Summary: Ariadne wants, and Eames knows.
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 2184
Rating/Contents: NC-17, deflowering, etc
Pairing: Eames/Ariadne
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the virginity/celibacy square on my kink_bingo card. For some reason this has been in a GDoc labeled "Earth girls are easy", and I was kind of sad to get rid of that title.

( twenty-five 'til nine )