....when was the last time I had a meal?

I have a billion things to report to you on, flist (dentistry! BDSM! other exciting things!), but I am feeling highly addled at the moment, so have this meme instead:

So, name a fandom you think I'm (reasonably) familiar with and I will tell you:

My M/F OTP:
My M/M OTP:
My F/F OTP:
My endgame OTP:
My original OTP:
My crack OTP:
My guilty pleasure OTP:
My anti-OTP:

GO FORTH.