Yes, I skipped a party- two parties- to stay home and write

I AM OFF WRITING A THING I AM NOT WRITING, OKAY.

But in the meantime here is my thread in the Holiday Love Meme. Please to loving and playing, etc.

Charles Xavier/a cast of thousands

This is, for your information, NOT called "Charles Xavier Fucks His Way Through Great Britain". The fact that this is largely because a good portion of it takes place in the US is immaterial. Ahem. This is another mini blackout for kink_bingo, as I have threatened. All of these stand alone, but they are in the same universe and are listed in chronological order.

Fandom: X-Men First Class

Kinks: historical roleplay, sleepy / unconscious, gender play, caning, wet, messy, dirty, worship, wildcard - consent play, bodily secretions, masters doms slaves & subs, domestic / tradesman kink, humiliation (verbal), leather / latex / rubber, food, washing / cleaning, bodies and body parts, temperature play, humiliation (situational), sensation play, danger, scars / scarification, painplay (other), body alteration / injury, sex toys (non-penetrating), silk, velvet, feathers, furs, penance / punishment

Pairings: Charles/Raven, Charles/Erik, Charles/Erik/Angel, Charles/Hank, Charles/various OMCs and OFCs

( Many cuts inside the cut )

I so need an icon of Charles and his precious, precious little face

1. I was thinking seriously about doing podficbigbang, but then I remembered that my heater is right next to my desk, so I have to turn it off when I record.

Ask me if I want to do that. Go on, ask me.

Perhaps I can be tapped to cheer people on. I already have these pompoms: *\o/*

2. Dear XMFC fandom- and, indeed, X-Men fandom at large- how on God's green Earth are there only 30 Charles/Mystique stories at the AO3? What, may I ask, the fuck is wrong with you? How can you not get behind that? I understand that not everybody likes by the not-actually-incest thing as much as I do (see Franziska/Edgeworth). But really. Come on, now.

2a. Ugh, ugh, ugh, why would you ruin your story that promised to be Charles and Erik making a lovely Mystique sandwich with a misogynistic author's note? Shame on you.

3. Oh, damnyouautocorrect.

4. It is time to start grinding through more holiday challenges (it sounds so dismal when I say it like that, doesn't it?), so, obviously, it is time to take prompts.

SGA, XMFC, Phoenix Wright, Harry Potter, Metalocalypse, Mythbusters, Blake's 7, Inception, etc. No guarantees, as usual.