Fic: The Itchy and Scratchy Show

Title: The Itchy and Scratchy Show
Summary: Hank's been doing unnatural things to plants, and Erik just might kill him for it.
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Word Count: 1084
Rating/Contents: NC-17, sex pollen, size kink
Pairing: Erik/Charles
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A/N: If you know anything about me, let it be this: I am patently fucking ridiculous. This is for schmerica, who is also somewhat ridiculous, but with a heart full of feeeeeeeelings instead of mischief.

( The Itchy and Scratchy Show )

#I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR

So, thanks to tumblr, I'm sitting here writing this sad Quicksilver/Scarlet Witch + Charles/Raven story, w/e, sad, contemplative story is sad and contemplative. Headed back over to the dashboard for, idk, more pictures of James McAvoy's eyes or gifs of Michael Fassbender's wang or videos of red pandas playing or what have you. Scrolling, scrolling-

A WILD TRAILER APPEARED

I feel like I can't even squee at this point, because there are no words. I squeed so hard watching it that my throat literally hurt afterwards.

Holy mother of god.