Who knows, at this point.

1. Sat down to write this really super hot story I had in mind, right?

An hour later, I have a whole document full of Charles and Raven bantering and nobody's even gotten their dick out yet.

There's a reason the gdoc is called "shut up you guys". I can't help it. It just pleases me in my heart to write Raven and Charles being slutty slutty slut sluts together, and for some reason they're real chatty.

2. So I feel like "characters find the fanfic" stories are really annoying and kind of masturbatory, in addition to having an air of "tee-hee, aren't we clever" (short answer: no) to them.

But what I want to see right now, which probably already exists and I just have not read because I don't like "characters find the fanfic" stories, is a story- and this would either have to be RPF or FPF where the characters are famous- where Person 1 in the pairing in question has to use Person 2's computer or phone or something for a totally legit purpose, and accidentally finds a treasure trove of 1/2 porn. And 1's like "What the FUCK are you even doing, this is the most narcissistic thing I've ever seen," and 2 sort of hems and haws about it but is finally like "I READ IT FOR POINTERS, OKAY."

And 1 is like "..................." and 2 is like "You know that thing I do with my tongue? Yeah, you better be glad I read that 60k hurt/comfort story." And then 1 would be like "...Why did you read the other 59k words?" and 2 would be like "LOOK AT THE TIME, GOTTA GO WATER THE AZALEAS."

Alternately, what I think might be more hilarious is for 1 to find a whole mess of 2/3 porn. Like, James has a phone full of Lawbender stories (gonna keep saying that until it doesn't crack me up anymore, gonna take a while), or Tony keeps a big folder of Steve/Pepper porn (you can choose your own adventure on those pairings. Does anybody write Steve/Pepper? Note to self) on his desktop, right in front of god and everybody.

(Coulson keeps all his pornography too far under wraps to be included in this scenario. Also he is too confident to bother. Clint would be real loud about it if he could, but nobody writes Coulson porn.)

IDK, you guys. Probably I just need to sleep.

ETA: Oh god OH GOD you guys, they do write Pepper/Steve (and Pepper/Steve/Tony, no less), and holy shit it is beautiful and made me cry. YOU GUYS THIS STORY, MY ~FEEEEELINGS.~

Fic: Canon

Title: Canon
Summary: Who the hell is Mike, and should Phil Coulson shoot him?
Fandom: Avengers
Word Count: 840
Rating/Contents: PG, total silliness, in-universe RPF, domesticity, etc
Pairing: Clint/Coulson, Clint/Mike
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So I was talking silliness about RPF, and then this happened.

( Canon )

Query

A question, in between posts that have nothing to do with it at all:

Would it be totally awesome or totally wanky to write a "How to write good dialogue" primer? I am thinking of something similar to the smut primer by the lovely and moist and sticky leiascully.

Because it took me a really long time to learn how to write good dialogue (because I think I write good dialogue, but if I don't, this is your chance to circuitously be like, "You are working under a false assumption, Sabine, and you need to step up your game") and there are many helpful things that people might be interested in considering.

Thoughts?