Fic: Click

Title: Click
Summary: Charles Xavier never should have been allowed a smartphone.
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Word Count: 681
Rating/Contents: NC-17, modern college AU, gleeful sluttery
Pairing: Charles/Erik/Raven
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A/N: I would like to note that this does not have anything to do with April Fool's Day. I am getting my gleeful trollery out elsewhere. No, this is just something I wrote on the occasion of getting, like, 14 new tumblr followers in two days and, subsequently, a boggled mind.

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A WILD POLL APPEARED

Poll #10057 This what we do of a Sunday

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 29

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Best reason to write a story?

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Explore characters
5 (18.5%)

Fill gaps in canon
3 (11.1%)

Explore tropes and genres in new settings
4 (14.8%)

Promote sex-positive pornography
2 (7.4%)

BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY
13 (48.1%)

April Fools is:

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Awesome
10 (34.5%)

Really awesome
4 (13.8%)

I have no sense of humor and a cold, dead heart
19 (65.5%)

Favorite fictional location?

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Person you would most like to go on the lam with?

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John Sheppard
4 (14.3%)

Charles Xavier
2 (7.1%)

Adam Savage
4 (14.3%)

Ravan Darkholme
1 (3.6%)

Rodney McKay
1 (3.6%)

Emma Frost
0 (0.0%)

Phil Coulson
2 (7.1%)

Natasha Romanoff
1 (3.6%)

Tony Stark
3 (10.7%)

Erik Lehnsherr
1 (3.6%)

Thor
3 (10.7%)

Zoe Washburne
5 (17.9%)

Jennifer Lawrence
0 (0.0%)

Teyla Emmagan
1 (3.6%)

Two for one sale, Armando Muñoz and Alex Summers
0 (0.0%)

Ticky box?

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Ticky box got bored really early on in this poll, didn't it?
6 (22.2%)

Ticky box told the unicorns the wrong time on purpose
9 (33.3%)

Ticky box would like another weekend, plz
10 (37.0%)

Mitch Pileggi
16 (59.3%)

TICKY BOX!
15 (55.6%)

Fucking WOW, did I really just misspell "Raven"? I'll get my coat.