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sabinetzinSo somewhere I got this joking-but-not-really idea in my head that one day, Kurt Wagner and Wanda Maximoff were going to hook up, right? Because they can empathize with each others' ridiculous issues at family reunions and stuff (because obvs in the happy tinhatty world that is in my head they're common-law stepsiblings).
And then this happened. I don't. I can't. What is this. Short answer: this is what happens when fangirl anthropologists are left unattended (and/or cheered on).
So allow me to present, without further ado, the Lehnsherr-Darkholme-Maximoff-Wagner-Xavier family tree. Your assignment is to reckon the relationships between these characters, which is not unlike Six Degrees of Sebastian Shaw.
There's an error at the very top: Charles and Raven are fictive kin and should have a dashed line. IDK what I was going for with the parentheses. I think I put them between Pietro and Wanda because that's Ultimates, then I just got happy with them. Charles and Raven's mother and father are listed as "FUCKING - ET CETERA" because I was out of envelope. Cain should be up there somewhere.
And I want to stress to you, that with only four exceptions, this is all canon, one way or another.
ETA:
(1:15:02 AM) sabinelagrande: I guess there are more than four things that aren't canon here, but only if you count "these people are totally doing it" as not canon. WHICH WE DON'T
And then this happened. I don't. I can't. What is this. Short answer: this is what happens when fangirl anthropologists are left unattended (and/or cheered on).
So allow me to present, without further ado, the Lehnsherr-Darkholme-Maximoff-Wagner-Xavier family tree. Your assignment is to reckon the relationships between these characters, which is not unlike Six Degrees of Sebastian Shaw.
There's an error at the very top: Charles and Raven are fictive kin and should have a dashed line. IDK what I was going for with the parentheses. I think I put them between Pietro and Wanda because that's Ultimates, then I just got happy with them. Charles and Raven's mother and father are listed as "FUCKING - ET CETERA" because I was out of envelope. Cain should be up there somewhere.
And I want to stress to you, that with only four exceptions, this is all canon, one way or another.
ETA:
(1:15:02 AM) sabinelagrande: I guess there are more than four things that aren't canon here, but only if you count "these people are totally doing it" as not canon. WHICH WE DON'T
