Who knows, at this point.
Mar. 15th, 2012 01:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sabinetzin1. Sat down to write this really super hot story I had in mind, right?
An hour later, I have a whole document full of Charles and Raven bantering and nobody's even gotten their dick out yet.
There's a reason the gdoc is called "shut up you guys". I can't help it. It just pleases me in my heart to write Raven and Charles being slutty slutty slut sluts together, and for some reason they're real chatty.
2. So I feel like "characters find the fanfic" stories are really annoying and kind of masturbatory, in addition to having an air of "tee-hee, aren't we clever" (short answer: no) to them.
But what I want to see right now, which probably already exists and I just have not read because I don't like "characters find the fanfic" stories, is a story- and this would either have to be RPF or FPF where the characters are famous- where Person 1 in the pairing in question has to use Person 2's computer or phone or something for a totally legit purpose, and accidentally finds a treasure trove of 1/2 porn. And 1's like "What the FUCK are you even doing, this is the most narcissistic thing I've ever seen," and 2 sort of hems and haws about it but is finally like "I READ IT FOR POINTERS, OKAY."
And 1 is like "..................." and 2 is like "You know that thing I do with my tongue? Yeah, you better be glad I read that 60k hurt/comfort story." And then 1 would be like "...Why did you read the other 59k words?" and 2 would be like "LOOK AT THE TIME, GOTTA GO WATER THE AZALEAS."
Alternately, what I think might be more hilarious is for 1 to find a whole mess of 2/3 porn. Like, James has a phone full of Lawbender stories (gonna keep saying that until it doesn't crack me up anymore, gonna take a while), or Tony keeps a big folder of Steve/Pepper porn (you can choose your own adventure on those pairings. Does anybody write Steve/Pepper? Note to self) on his desktop, right in front of god and everybody.
(Coulson keeps all his pornography too far under wraps to be included in this scenario. Also he is too confident to bother. Clint would be real loud about it if he could, but nobody writes Coulson porn.)
IDK, you guys. Probably I just need to sleep.
ETA: Oh god OH GOD you guys, they do write Pepper/Steve (and Pepper/Steve/Tony, no less), and holy shit it is beautiful and made me cry. YOU GUYS THIS STORY, MY ~FEEEEELINGS.~
An hour later, I have a whole document full of Charles and Raven bantering and nobody's even gotten their dick out yet.
There's a reason the gdoc is called "shut up you guys". I can't help it. It just pleases me in my heart to write Raven and Charles being slutty slutty slut sluts together, and for some reason they're real chatty.
2. So I feel like "characters find the fanfic" stories are really annoying and kind of masturbatory, in addition to having an air of "tee-hee, aren't we clever" (short answer: no) to them.
But what I want to see right now, which probably already exists and I just have not read because I don't like "characters find the fanfic" stories, is a story- and this would either have to be RPF or FPF where the characters are famous- where Person 1 in the pairing in question has to use Person 2's computer or phone or something for a totally legit purpose, and accidentally finds a treasure trove of 1/2 porn. And 1's like "What the FUCK are you even doing, this is the most narcissistic thing I've ever seen," and 2 sort of hems and haws about it but is finally like "I READ IT FOR POINTERS, OKAY."
And 1 is like "..................." and 2 is like "You know that thing I do with my tongue? Yeah, you better be glad I read that 60k hurt/comfort story." And then 1 would be like "...Why did you read the other 59k words?" and 2 would be like "LOOK AT THE TIME, GOTTA GO WATER THE AZALEAS."
Alternately, what I think might be more hilarious is for 1 to find a whole mess of 2/3 porn. Like, James has a phone full of Lawbender stories (gonna keep saying that until it doesn't crack me up anymore, gonna take a while), or Tony keeps a big folder of Steve/Pepper porn (you can choose your own adventure on those pairings. Does anybody write Steve/Pepper? Note to self) on his desktop, right in front of god and everybody.
(Coulson keeps all his pornography too far under wraps to be included in this scenario. Also he is too confident to bother. Clint would be real loud about it if he could, but nobody writes Coulson porn.)
IDK, you guys. Probably I just need to sleep.
ETA: Oh god OH GOD you guys, they do write Pepper/Steve (and Pepper/Steve/Tony, no less), and holy shit it is beautiful and made me cry. YOU GUYS THIS STORY, MY ~FEEEEELINGS.~
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Date: 2012-03-15 11:31 am (UTC)Soo, this is a bit convoluted, but it's almost exactly what you described. In Bound & Determined, Jason Wyngarde is an actor, and in a branch-off, we hooked Jason up with Charles.
Ces: now I'm imagining ontd_mutants wank over pictures of Jason and Charles. "He could do so much better!" "I can't believe he's dating another dominant!"
Helens: "omg jason! do you think people don't want to kneel for you? WE DOOOOO"
ontd_mutants: "Don't you think Jason's new emfriend looks like Neal [Jason's costar in "The U Word", that universe's equivalent of Queer as Folk]?? U WORD MANIP BONANZA"
Ces: :D you know people would say it. and some would be pouting "WHY CAN'T HE JUST DATE NEAL"
Helens: absolutely XD
Helens: oh God, all the RPF about that guy
Helens: Jason reading it and chortling
Charles: What's funny?
Jason: I'm fucking Neal O'Brien!
Charles: I'd like to know where you've found the time...
Jason: Me too! But apparently I'm busy. I also have the recovery time of... well, okay, me...
Charles: You're so proud. I'm surprised you haven't had me sign a testimonial.
Jason: Nah, it'd just start a Jarles vs. Nealson shipper war.
Charles: A what versus pardon?
Jason: People who are really into writing porn about you and me, most of them call themselves "Jarles" fans. Jason + Charles. And the people who apparently wanted me to get together with Neal O'Brien, those are Nealson shippers.
Charles: I'm still stuck on the part where there are people writing porn about us.
Jason: Your fans have come up with some seriously inventive uses for your telepathy in our fic, let me tell you! *pulls up his Pinboard account*
Charles: I'm not a celebrity, I don't have fans. *interested despite himself* More inventive than ours?
Jason: Apparently they think you can do painplay with your brain.
Charles: Wishful thinking! In a variety of senses, I suppose.
Jason: I'm not super super fond of pain all the time and even I'm intrigued by that. You ever want to try working that out, I volunteer.
Charles: Noted. What about you, have they done anything fun with your ability you hadn't thought of already?
Jason: Haven't thought of? No. Haven't actually done? Plenty.
Charles: *g* Oh, there are things you've thought of that you haven't done, shall we work on that?
Jason: Whooooa, cowboy, most of them involve me flipping...
Charles: Really.
Jason: *clicks on his me-bottoming tag on Pinboard, then the me-powers tag* *scrolls demonstratively* Now, mostly it's just a whole bunch of illusions of you gangbanging the, pun intended, fuck out of me.
Charles: Well. That's... something.
Jason: But once in a while we get ones where you make me do things with my ability. And then there's-- ohhhhhhh, this was a great series, here-- there's the ones where you mind-control me into doing shit with my ability.
Helens: I would also like Charles to note that Jason has all these things bookmarked.
Charles: Oh believe me, I'm noticing.
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Date: 2012-03-15 01:58 pm (UTC)*adds a Jason icon for visual aid purposes*
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Date: 2012-03-15 09:41 pm (UTC)