INDEX: Stargate: Atlantis

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Updated: 3/20/10
Through: 3/20/10

This is a listing of all Stargate Atlantis stories, organized alphabetically by pairing. Links to stories written before May 2009 go to Livejournal; those after go to Dreamwidth.

One-Shots

John/Rodney

1978 (John/Rodney, PG, 618 words)
For fluff_friday. More BSG references than you can shake a Cylon at.

Accessories (Sheppard/McKay, PG-13, 450 words)
Sheppard thoroughly embarrasses himself in front of the natives.

Agenda (Rodney/John, NC-17, 1226 words)
Boring meetings --> slutty Rodney.

and if you don't expect too much from me (John/Rodney, Rodney/Keller, other het pairings, PG-13, 1877 words)
John's depressed, and Rodney's maybe kind of a dick.

ATLBBS (John/Rodney, PG, ~1500 words)
First twitterfic, now messageboards? WTF.

Atmosphere (John/Rodney, G, 300 words)
For mcsmooch. Coffee and make-outs: what else do you need?

Chloroquine (John/Rodney, PG, 543 words)
For Porn Battle IX. Rodney trips, maybe a little.

Comp Time (John/Rodney, PG, 1612 words)
For fluff_friday. Much funnier if you're a civil servant.

Deep Water (John/Rodney, NC-17, 1454 words)
Written for snowglow1275 at sga_santa. One order of painplay, hold the D/s.

Eburnation (John/Rodney, PG, 679 words)
So sad. :( Poor John's inner monologue.

ergo propter hoc (Rodney/John, PG, 600 words)
For mcsmooch. Rodney and his scientific processes.

Everybody Gets One (Rodney/John, PG-13, 200 words)
Just a little double drabble I wrote to kickstart my writing again (which seems to have worked, knock on wood?).

Fight It (John/Rodney, NC-17, 1732 words, consent play)
For Porn Battle VII. Not actually non-con.

Four Blatant Lies About Atlantis (And One Thing That's Totally True) (McKay/Sheppard, PG-13, 4286 words)
For Whatever reason, probably my most popular story ever.

Individually Wrapped (Rodney/John preslash, PG, 603 words)
Poor John, flipping his shit yet again.

Miniwar (John/Rodney, G-R, 1000 words)
For mcshep_match's Drabble Tree Challenge. Ten drabbles.

Nice Place To Visit (Rodney/John, Weir/Caldwell, NC-17, 42960 words)
Written for sgabigbang. My sprawling epic about cultural relativity and beating John's ass.

Not for Lack of Trying (Rodney/John, PG-13, 2250 words)
For mcsmooch. John has all sorts of plans. Unfortunately, they all suck.

Paraphiliac (Rodney/John, R, 792 words, masochism)
For kink_bingo. So very, very sad.

Sure Worked for Catwoman (John/Rodney, NC-17, 492 words, dubcon)
For Porn Battle VII. Episode tag for Irresistible (3x03).

Tea and Sympathy (Ronon+John, John/Rodney, PG, 1351 words)
Ronon: accidental president of the Atlantis GSA.

the bed of want (John/Rodney, NC-17, 454 words)
For Porn Battle IX. John's dreamy and Rodney's pissed off.

The Ethical Life (John/Rodney, Rodney/Keller, NC-17, 5982 words)
For Team War at mcshep_match. Oddly enough, not my first World War II AU, but possibly my favorite.

The House by the Beach (Rodney/John, Weir/Zelenka, PG, 1771)
I'm still obnoxiously proud of this story.

Thirty Minutes (John/Rodney, NC-17, 700 words)
Shameless porn, written in real time.

Two Lines, No Waiting (Rodney/John, NC-17, 1182 words)
AMTDI. That's Rodney's story, and he's sticking to it.

We Are Shaking Shadows (John/Rodney, NC-17, 2608 words, consent play)
Sub!Rodney and Colonel Sadist, apropos of nothing.

We Were Doubly Blessed (Rodney/John, John/Ronon, NC-17, 549 words)
For BJ Friday. Slutty John is something everybody needs more of in their lives.

You're All I Ever Wanted (But I'm Terrified of You) (Rodney/John, NC-17, 1498 words)
Written for padfootthegrim for sga_santa Madness. Rodney is just the grumpiest little vampire ever, and John thinks it's totally hot, for some inexplicable reason.

Other Slash

Civilized Man (Sheppard/Woolsey, R, 331 words, BDSM)
Things the world does not have enough of: 1) strappado bondage; 2) Sheppard/Woolsey.

Culture Thing (John/Ronon, NC-17, 763 words)
For kink_bingo. Sex with your alien boyfriend: how complicated can it be?

Horticulture (John/OCs, Rodney/a plant, PG-13, 100 words)
A challenge from shadowenmagic. Total crack.

Narcissus in Bloom (John/John, NC-17, 629 words)
For Porn Battle VII. Clonal narcissism FTW!

Never Entirely Clear (Ronon/Radek, PG-13, 515 words)
For kink_bingo. Radek is not so soft, but Ronon is so very cool with that.

Out Loud (Rodney/Radek, G, 853)
For fluff_friday. Sometimes I like it when Rodney isn't a dick.

Take the Edge Off (Rodney/Radek, PG-13, 450 words)
Featuring nic-fitting!Radek.

The Hanging Gardens (Sheppard/Woolsey, canon het pairings, R, 1157 words)
For kink_bingo. Wherein Woolsey is an evil fucker and John is flabberghasted.

The Logistics of Spacesuit Make-Outs (Sheppard/Zelenka, G, 396 words)
For non_mcsmooch. This is extremely silly; not as silly as the title, though.

Trophic Dynamics (Sheppard/Woolsey, NC-17, 378 words)
For Porn Battle VII. Mmm, John has plans.

We're Number 1 (Lorne/Zelenka, Sheppard/McKay, PG, 397 words)
AG-2 beats AG-1, hands down.

With Style and With Grace (Weir/Heightmeyer, PG, 631 words)
For havocthecat in sg_femslash Mini-Ficathon Round 9. Oh, fpreg. Never change.

Het

And Don't Trip Over the Furniture (Weir/Zelenka, NC-17, 1594 words)
Schoolgirl Weir: still terrifying, still smokin' hot.

I should, I wish I could (Caldwell/Weir, PG-13, 2098 words)
A whole other kind of schoolgirl Weir.

One Out of Every Twenty (Rodney/John, Caldwell/Weir, R, 987 words, paddling, maledom)
For kink_bingo. This story gives me the giggles.

panopticon (Caldwell/Weir, R, 547 words, D/s)
For rounds_of_kink. The product of numerous discussions of maledom with my flist, and also of the fact that Weir and Caldwell are clearly fucking.

Primitive Science (McKay/Teyla, R, 831 words)
McKay's frantic inner monologue.

Repeat Until Caught (John/Jennifer, John/Rodney UST, NC-17, 500 words)
For Porn Battle VII. Evil John is evil. Commentary available here (friends only).

The Edge of a Knife (Todd/Teyla, NC-17, 256 words)
For Porn Battle VII. I would like to apologize to... everybody for writing Wraith sex.

Time Enough (Radek/Elizabeth, NC-17, 529 words)
For Porn Battle VII. Poor sad Elizabeth. At least she has Zelenka to cheer her up.

Threesomes and Moresomes

All I Wanna Do Is (John/Ronon, Rodney/Teyla, John/Rodney/Ronon, John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla, NC-17, 2839 words)
For Porn Battle VII. Criminal AU FTW.

Backfire and Break (Teyla/Ronon/John/Rodney, PG-13/NC-17, 1133/587 words, double penetration, breathplay)
Second part written for kink_bingo. Teyla and John in corsets: what more could you possibly want?

But It's the Pelvic Thrust (Radek/Rodney, John/Rodney/Radek, NC-17, 739 words)
For Porn Battle VII. The one where they get unstuck in time.

Command Performance (Carter/Sheppard/McKay, NC-17, 1030 words, D/s)
For Smut Tuesday. Everything's better with tied-up McKay.

Corrected Grain (John/Ronon/Rodney/Teyla, NC-17, 885 words)
For kink_bingo. The one where John wants to do naked stuff. With leather.

Damage Control (Sheppard/McKay/Beckett/Weir, R, 913 words)
Everybody needs post-Siege lovin's.

Get Away (Rodney/Radek, John/Rodney, NC-17, 8287)
For artword, produced in collaboration with antares04a. I'm not sure what to say about this story, because I really don't care for it.

Press-Ganged (Daniel/John/Rodney, NC-17, 1332 words)
For Porn Battle VII. Pile on the flyboy.

Results May Vary (Sheppard/Zelenka, McKay/Zelenka, Sheppard/McKay, Sheppard/McKay/Zelenka, NC-17, 4360 words)
Four variations on the theme of being higher than a kite and gayer than blazes.

Thought Processes (John/Ronon, Rodney/Radek, Elizabeth/Teyla, Cadman/Carson/Rodney, PG, 450 words)
All dialogue, all the time.

Series

Force of Habit (John+Rodney, John+Ronon, PG, 2000 words)
A set of historical AUs: Mexico in 1590, Mississippi in 1805, Bletchley Park in 1943, Atlantis in 2009.

House of the Rising Sun
One Foot on the Platform and The Other Foot on the Train (Rodney/Lorne/John, NC-17, 251/2000 words, BDSM, double penetration)
For bironic and silverraven11. Totally filthy.

John Farr AU
Skin Hunger (Sheppard/McKay, NC-17, 990 words)
For john_farr. And lo, lavvyan and I created a monster.

Out of It (Sheppard/McKay, R, 1742 words)
For john_farr. This is pretty much where shit started to get serious.

Fall (Rodney/Jeannie, R, 994 words)
For john_farr. So very, very sad.

Almost Normal (Lorne/McKay, R, 1682 words)
For john_farr. Lorne is, now and forever, my favorite.

Orange You Glad (John solo, John/Rodney, R, 963 words)
For john_farr (Virgin!John track). Rodney is such a douche in this story, and I kind of love him for it.

Peeled (John/Rodney, NC-17, 656 words)
For john_farr (Virgin!John track). The one where John and Rodney have dangerous amounts of sex.

Because They Have Appeal (Rodney/OCs, John/Rodney, NC-17, 657 words)
For john_farr (Virgin!John track). My favorite part of these stories are the titles.

The Goddamned Genderswap

Fever High (John/Meredith, NC-17, 2174 words)
Wherein Meredith Rodney McKay is and always has been a woman, and John can't stop thinking about fucking her.

Get Down and Crawl (John/Meredith, R, 1068 words)
Wherein Kolya tortures Meredith, John's kinda not okay with that, and there is no resolution.

Like a Beggar For Its Touch (John/Meredith, NC-17, 2144 words)
Wherein Chaya and John make out, Meredith's kinda not okay with that, but there is a resolution.

Another Notch in My Lipstick Case (John/Meredith, NC-17, 483 words)
Wherein Mer knows what she wants, and gets it.

Ain't No One Else Around (John/Meredith, NC-17, 759 words)
Wherein John and Meredith get it on.

Seven Hours and Fifteen Days (John/Meredith, PG-13, 624 words)
Wherein John's in jail.

Linguists in Love

OT(P) (John/Rodney, G, 317 words)
The totally self-indulgent AU where John and Rodney are linguists.

A Walk on the Slippery Rocks (John/Rodney, PG-13, 732 words)
For mcsmooch The one where Rodney comes out a little.