Drabble has ceased to look like a real word

Title: 10 Eames/Ariadne Drabbles
Summary: Does what it says on the tin.
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 1000
Rating/Contents: R, canon-typical violence
Pairing: Eames/Ariadne
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So this meme is going back around, thanks to saltagain, the one where you put your music on shuffle and write a drabble about the first ten song titles that come up. There's some other stuff, I think, but I forgot to reread the rules.

( 10 Eames/Ariadne Drabbles )

PSA

I shouldn't have to say this, but:

Do not repost comments made in my journal to Facebook or Twitter.

I don't understand why you would want to, but there it is. I'm less worried about people reposting reviews of my fic, but if you do it with my locked entries and I find out about it, I will ban you from my journal.

Facebook is its own set of problems, but I'm more worried about Twitter, honestly. I use Twitter like it's going out of style, but I don't like it when people pass my stuff around on Twitter anyway. I understand why people do it, but it makes it essentially impossible to track how my stories move (unless people ship their tweets to their journal). And besides, if somebody had used Twitter to send your stories to David Hewlett, you wouldn't like it either.

So don't do it.

And if anybody needs a DW code, I got 'em coming out of my ears.

How have I not uploaded my Screw Canon icon?

Inception fandom is, for me, becoming a bizarre recapitulation of Smallville fandom. There's one gigantic het pairing and one gigantic slash pairing, and they are both totally canon, but I'm in the corner yelling, "Come and look at my tiny little het ship! The eight of us are waiting for friends!"

...I think I just equated Arthur with Clark. My brain hurts really bad now.

BUT NEVER MIND THAT NOW. Tell me which one of my way-too-many WIPs needs to be done, like, yesterday.

Poll #4225 I have got to get some of this shit out, JFC

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 17

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Where to begin?

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The really dark one where Arthur loses his mind
0 (0.0%)

The kinda dark one where Eames creeps on Ariadne (again)
2 (12.5%)

The A/A/E fic entitled simply "Queer Eye for the Straight Criminal"
2 (12.5%)

The A/A/E fic with tied up Ariadne
3 (18.8%)

The A/A/E fic where Eames is teaching Ariadne how to top
3 (18.8%)

The one for Girl Saves Boy where Ariadne is a badass
1 (6.2%)

The mind-screwish one where Ariadne ships Arthur/Eames
0 (0.0%)

The one where Eames is not Handsome Bob
1 (6.2%)

The next part of White Elephant
1 (6.2%)

Something something John/Mer something something
3 (18.8%)

Ticky box?

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Ticky box still reads "A/A/E" as "AAVE", without fail
4 (28.6%)

Ticky box is packing for the Dragon*Con
4 (28.6%)

Ticky box will not be sober between Thursday night and Monday morning
6 (42.9%)

Ticky box should have shown its tits for Mitch
5 (35.7%)

Ticky box!
11 (78.6%)