How have I not uploaded my Screw Canon icon?

[sabinetzin]

Inception fandom is, for me, becoming a bizarre recapitulation of Smallville fandom. There's one gigantic het pairing and one gigantic slash pairing, and they are both totally canon, but I'm in the corner yelling, "Come and look at my tiny little het ship! The eight of us are waiting for friends!"

...I think I just equated Arthur with Clark. My brain hurts really bad now.

BUT NEVER MIND THAT NOW. Tell me which one of my way-too-many WIPs needs to be done, like, yesterday.

Poll #4225 I have got to get some of this shit out, JFC

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 17

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Where to begin?

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The really dark one where Arthur loses his mind
0 (0.0%)

The kinda dark one where Eames creeps on Ariadne (again)
2 (12.5%)

The A/A/E fic entitled simply "Queer Eye for the Straight Criminal"
2 (12.5%)

The A/A/E fic with tied up Ariadne
3 (18.8%)

The A/A/E fic where Eames is teaching Ariadne how to top
3 (18.8%)

The one for Girl Saves Boy where Ariadne is a badass
1 (6.2%)

The mind-screwish one where Ariadne ships Arthur/Eames
0 (0.0%)

The one where Eames is not Handsome Bob
1 (6.2%)

The next part of White Elephant
1 (6.2%)

Something something John/Mer something something
3 (18.8%)

Ticky box?

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Ticky box still reads "A/A/E" as "AAVE", without fail
4 (28.6%)

Ticky box is packing for the Dragon*Con
4 (28.6%)

Ticky box will not be sober between Thursday night and Monday morning
6 (42.9%)

Ticky box should have shown its tits for Mitch
5 (35.7%)

Ticky box!
11 (78.6%)

Comments

[bironic]

That's mean, making a person choose between bondage and hands-on sex ed.

[sabinetzin]

I know, right? This is why it's such a dilemma!

[anatsuno]

AGREE. It was hard.

[trixieleitz]

I managed to choose one WIP to vote for, but, seriously, if you write A/A/E smut, I'll be reading it.

(also, Hi! I'm new around here, kind of shy, but loving your work :D )