I have no idea what brought this on

Poll #11481 So I was driving back from the store

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 29

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Stupidest ship name ever:

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Pepperony (Tony/Pepper)
8 (28.6%)

Lanex (Lex/Lana)
2 (7.1%)

Clintasha (Clint/Natasha)
2 (7.1%)

Steggy (Steve/Peggy)
5 (17.9%)

Thorki (Thor/Loki)
2 (7.1%)

Sparky (John/Elizabeth)
4 (14.3%)

Miego (Mia Fey/Diego Armando)
0 (0.0%)

Snaibsel (Artemis/Zatanna)
4 (14.3%)

Anything that ends with -shipping (various fandoms)
1 (3.6%)

This is FAR more dumb:

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Best ship name ever:

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Stark Spangled Banner (Tony/Bruce/Steve)
16 (57.1%)

Obidala (Obi-Wan/Padme)
1 (3.6%)

Capsicoul (Steve/Coulson)
1 (3.6%)

Rayne (River/Jayne)
1 (3.6%)

Captain Hammer (Thor/Steve)
5 (17.9%)

Black Pepper (Natasha/Pepper)
2 (7.1%)

Porne (Parrish/Lorne)
1 (3.6%)

Hewligan (Joe Flanigan/David Hewlett or various combinations of their characters)
1 (3.6%)

Narumitsu (Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth)
0 (0.0%)

No, no, this is better:

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Is this the best definition of MPreg you've ever heard in your life?

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Yes, it is.
20 (100.0%)

Note that you are not to vote on your opinion of the pairing; I really hate some of the pairings on the good list and really love some of the ones on the bad list. It is solely based on how bad the name is.

Also I forgot ticky box, so let's all shout it on three:

One... Two... Three... TICKY BOX!

Ahh, you missed it. Better luck next time.

Fic: money on my mind

Title: money on my mind
Summary: This week she's Coulson's- sorry, Richardson's- high-priced companion.
Fandom: Avengers
Word Count: 1576
Rating/Contents: NC-17, undercover, prostitution roleplay
Pairing: Phil/Natasha
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For kink_bingo (prostitution/sex work)! I was totally stuck on this square, until I remembered this little ficlet what I wrote a while ago. So this is (most of) the whole story. Sort of. It went in its own direction, and I have a hard time caring about that.

( money on my mind )