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[sabinetzin]

Poll #11481 So I was driving back from the store

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 29

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Stupidest ship name ever:

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Pepperony (Tony/Pepper)
8 (28.6%)

Lanex (Lex/Lana)
2 (7.1%)

Clintasha (Clint/Natasha)
2 (7.1%)

Steggy (Steve/Peggy)
5 (17.9%)

Thorki (Thor/Loki)
2 (7.1%)

Sparky (John/Elizabeth)
4 (14.3%)

Miego (Mia Fey/Diego Armando)
0 (0.0%)

Snaibsel (Artemis/Zatanna)
4 (14.3%)

Anything that ends with -shipping (various fandoms)
1 (3.6%)

This is FAR more dumb:

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Best ship name ever:

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Stark Spangled Banner (Tony/Bruce/Steve)
16 (57.1%)

Obidala (Obi-Wan/Padme)
1 (3.6%)

Capsicoul (Steve/Coulson)
1 (3.6%)

Rayne (River/Jayne)
1 (3.6%)

Captain Hammer (Thor/Steve)
5 (17.9%)

Black Pepper (Natasha/Pepper)
2 (7.1%)

Porne (Parrish/Lorne)
1 (3.6%)

Hewligan (Joe Flanigan/David Hewlett or various combinations of their characters)
1 (3.6%)

Narumitsu (Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth)
0 (0.0%)

No, no, this is better:

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Is this the best definition of MPreg you've ever heard in your life?

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Yes, it is.
20 (100.0%)

Note that you are not to vote on your opinion of the pairing; I really hate some of the pairings on the good list and really love some of the ones on the bad list. It is solely based on how bad the name is.

Also I forgot ticky box, so let's all shout it on three:

One... Two... Three... TICKY BOX!

Ahh, you missed it. Better luck next time.

Comments

Some of my favorite Homestuck ship names

[chagrined]

Things where it's a popular/main ship name:

John/Rose: Grimdorks
John/Dave: Hammertime
John/Karkat: Communism
Dave/Jake: Adventure Time
Aradia/Equius: SadoMasoRoboNecroBestiality
Sollux/Tavros: Sick Firewalls
Davesprite/Tavros: Red Bull Gives You Wings
Sollux/Eridan: Blinded By Science
Sufferer/Psiionic: Jesus Take The Wheel

Things where it may not be a main/popular name, I'm not sure, but they're still gr8:

Rose/Eridan: Magikarp
Meenah/Karkat: Meerkat
Jade/Karkat: Catdog

Re: Some of my favorite Homestuck ship names

[sabinetzin]

I have to admit, those are some pretty epic ship names.

[everbright]

Sorry, I have to object and say I'm actually a fan of Pepperony. :D

[seekergeek]

You forgot that one from Hunger Games - something like Peniss (Pete/Katniss)? That one is worth a thousand adolescent giggles, for sure.