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Title: ATLBBS
Summary: Welcome to the beta version of ATLBBS.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: ~1500
Rating/Contents: PG, S1 characters, crack
Pairing: John/Rodney, mentions of other pairings
A/N: This is entirely silly. I wrote it forever ago, probably in December 2008, but I just never got around to cleaning it up and posting it.



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Please welcome our newest member, T_Emmagan!

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Thread: Sticky: Don't screw this up.
Posted by M_R_McKay

Welcome to the beta version of ATLBBS. We welcome all feedback and bug reports, and we will presumably look at them when we are not all about to die.

If you wouldn't say it in the mess hall, don't say it here.

Play nice.

-Dr. McKay

Thread: Sticky: Don't screw this up.
Posted by P_Kavanagh

Isn't that the abbreviation for Atlanta?

-PK

Thread: Sticky: Don't screw this up.
Posted by M_R_McKay

Not in this galaxy.

-Dr. McKay

Thread: What do you miss most from home?
Posted by E_Weir

I was thinking a round robin could be fun!

I miss my dog!

-Weir

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by R_Zelenka

Grodin and Weir??

-Z?

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by M_Ishihara

Y

~Miko

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by P_Kavanagh

N!

-PK

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by J_Sheppard

YY

-Shep

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by M_R_McKay

N (and nobody calls you Shep.)

-Dr. McKay

Thread: What do you miss most from home?
Posted by P_Kavanagh

The real internet.

-PK

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by C_Beckett

seriously it smells like formaldehyde threw up in here. suggestions/

-carson

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by M_R_McKay

Did you try cleaning?

-Dr. McKay

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by C_Beckett

very funny. it's a medlab. of course it's clean.

-carson

Thread: What do you miss most from home?
Posted by C_Beckett

air freshener.

-carson

Thread: Introductions
Posted by D_Miller

So, should we, like, introduce ourselves and stuff, or should we just start posting?

-Miller

Thread: Introductions
Posted by A_Ford

Seriously, man, there are like a hundred of us. I think we're past the time for introductions.

-Lt. Ford

Thread: Introductions
Posted by D_Miller

Just because I know who everybody is doesn't mean I know them all by last name and first initial. I mean, who is R_Zelenka?

-Miller

Thread: Introductions
Posted by J_Sheppard

There's only one Czech guy in this whole galaxy and you couldn't put two and two together?

-Shep

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by D_Miller

Ford and Sheppard?

-Miller

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by R_Zelenka

N

-Z?

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by P_Grodin

N

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by A_Ford

N!!

-Lt. Ford

Thread: What do you miss most from home?
Posted by A_Ford

Privacy!

-Lt. Ford

Thread: What do you miss most from home?
Posted by D_Miller

Ha ha, pwned. Oh- and I miss Jack Daniels.

-Miller

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by P_Kavanagh

Have you checked the glassware? Some people don't know how to wash it out properly before they put it back, and then it molds. It's completely avoidable.

-PK

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by J_Sheppard

Teyla and Weir?

-Shep

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by P_Kavanagh

N! Are you kidding?

-PK

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by P_Grodin

Very Y. Are you kidding?

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by M_Ishihara

Oh, come off it. That was one time.

~Miko

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by P_Kavanagh

We have procedures for a reason, Miko.

-PK

Thread: What do you miss most from home?
Posted by J_Sheppard

With a beer chaser, for christ's sake.

-Shep

Thread: What do you miss most from home?
Posted by M_R_McKay

Oh! And nachos.

-Dr. McKay

Thread: What do you miss most from home?
Posted by J_Sheppard

Now you're talking. And maybe some of those cocktail weenies. In the sauce.

ETA Why'd you change my sig?

-My name is not Shep.

Thread: What do you miss most from home?
Posted by M_R_McKay

I think it's pretty obvious.

-Dr. McKay

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by J_Sheppard

McKay and himself?

-My name is not Shep.

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by R_Zelenka

Y!

-Z?

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by M_R_McKay

Okay, okay, you can have your stupid name back. Point taken.

-Dr. McKay

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by M_Ishihara

Yeah, so you can lord them over everybody else.

~Miko

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by P_Kavanagh

Insisting on precision is not "lording it over" you, Miko.

~*~Kavanagh is a toolbox~*~

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by P_Kavanagh

That's not amusing, Rodney.

~*~Kavanagh is a toolbox~*~

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by M_R_McKay

Wasn't me. Maybe you shouldn't stay logged in all the time.

-Dr. McKay

Thread: Where do I change my signature?
Posted by P_Kavanagh

Seriously guys, it's not funny.

~*~Kavanagh is a toolbox~*~

Thread: Where do I change my signature?
Posted by M_Ishihara

Oh, but that's where you're wrong.

~Miko

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by R_Zelenka

Kavanagh n Miko?

-Z?

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by D_Miller

Y

-Miller

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by P_Grodin

Y, in a very hateful sort of way

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by P_Kavanagh

You speak perfectly good English, Radek. Please type it.

~*~Kavanagh is a toolbox~*~

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by R_Zelenka

u didn't anser question

-Z?

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by P_Kavanagh

Oh, frak you.

~*~Kavanagh is a toolbox~*~

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by P_Kavanagh

A swear filter? Really? Are we twelve?

~*~Kavanagh is a toolbox~*~

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by M_R_McKay

Did I or did I not say play nice?

Get back to work.

-Dr. McKay

Thread: What do you miss most from home?
Posted by P_Grodin

Post-it notes. Sigh.

Thread: Wait, what? No Post-Its?!
Posted by M_R_McKay

Surely we brought Post-Its or Post-It like sticky notes. That doesn't even sound right. Not even the crappy government Skilcraft ones?

-Dr. McKay

Thread: Wait, what? No Post-Its?!
Posted by P_Grodin

I keep checking the office supplies, and I've yet to see a single sticky note. We don't even have any white out.

Thread: Sticky: CHALLENGE: Pegasus Post-Its
Posted by M_R_McKay

First person who can invent a reasonable substitute for sticky notes wins a prize. I'm not saying what it is, but it involves Athosian wine.

Ground rules:
1. All parts must be non-toxic
2. Must be made of things that are on hand and/or easily accessible in the course of normal trading (We're not going all the way to Proculus for glue).
3. Computer programs are acceptable, but just not as satisfying.

Get cracking.

-Dr. McKay

Thread: Sticky: CHALLENGE: Pegasus Post-Its
Posted by J_Sheppard

Come on, McKay. Just because you hate Proculus doesn't mean everybody else does.

-Shep

Thread: Sticky: CHALLENGE: Pegasus Post-Its
Posted by E_Weir

Proculus is an important trading partner and a good ally against the Wraith. If they have a glue-like substance that works, I don't see why we shouldn't trade for it.

We're just never sending John there without an escort ever again.

-Weir

Thread: Sticky: CHALLENGE: Pegasus Post-Its
Posted by M_R_McKay

Agreed.

-Dr. McKay

Thread: Sticky: CHALLENGE: Pegasus Post-Its
Posted by J_Sheppard

You guys suck.

-Shep

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by C_Beckett

as i was saying before i was so rudely interrupted, it still smells in here. i would really like for it to not smell. please send help.

-carson

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by P_Kavanagh

Is your shift key broken, or do they just not type properly in Scotland?

~*~Kavanagh is a toolbox~*~

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by C_Beckett

the shift and the capslock have been broken for months. why don't you take my laptop back to dell for me/

-carson

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by M_R_McKay

Told you to play nice, Kavanagh. You only get one.

-Dr. McKay

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by P_Kavanagh

Wht r y gng t d, kck m t f th bt? Y nd ll th tstrs y cn gt.

~*~Kavanagh is a toolbox~*~

Thread: funny smell in medlab/
Posted by P_Kavanagh

Nt fnny.

~*~Kavanagh is a toolbox~*~

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by P_Kavanagh

Shpprd nd McKy.

~*~Kavanagh is a toolbox~*~

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by M_Ishihara

Y! At last, something we agree on!

~Miko

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by A_Ford

Y.

-Lt. Ford

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by R_Zelenka

y lol

-Z?

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by P_Grodin

Y

Thread: Doin it y/n
Posted by J_Sheppard

YY

-Shep

Thread: LOCKED: Doin it y/n
Posted by M_R_McKay

Well, that's more than enough of that.

-Dr. McKay


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From: M_R_McKay
To: E_Weir
CC: J_Sheppard, C_Beckett
Subject: Status report

Since the implementation of the BBS, we've had a five percent downturn in productivity among the science staff, not to mention at least two fist fights directly related to it.

So, we should scrap it? Yes? Immediately?

-McKay

Reply:

Now, Rodney, let's not be hasty...|

Comments

[ex_bel786]

Thread: I love this
Posted by bel

AWESOME.

[kate]

Ahaha, I have the biggest grin on my face right now. <3

[queenbarwench]

Ahahahahahaha! Disemvowelling of Kavanagh! I love it!

[anatsuno]

Naww. :DD

[cesare]

So many lols! :D :D :D I can't decide what cracks me up more, Carson suggesting Kavanagh take his laptop back to Dell for him, or Radek's "y lol" :D

ATLBBS

[velocitygrass]

So funny :)

[zing_och]

Hehe!

[caorann]

OMG, so funny! I scared my cats when I got to the part about the crappy Skilcraft post-its because I laughed out loud. I work for the government and they are making us use their crappy pens now too. Pens which don't actually write- government efficiency at work.

[caelieth]

lol Brilliant!