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[sabinetzin]

WIP MEME: post a little bit of each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations.

1. Abby is his- well, just his Abby, right now, because she likes to pick titles up and discard them on a whim, but words like "mistress" and "owner" aren't particularly inappropriate for the situation.


2. "Bet I can do it before you can," John said.

"That is offensive and unsanitary and totally juvenile," Rodney told him, "and you should really just give up now, because you haven't got a prayer of beating me."

John grinned. "Oh, it's on now."


3. "How long has it been?"

"Six months, two weeks, four days," he says. He smiles at her disbelieving expression. "It was hard not to count."


4. For a while there, life becomes touch and go again.

John catches himself thinking things like when we come out of this and if we make it through.


5. McGee watched him go. "That was a little sketchy."
 
"I know," DiNozzo marveled. "How does Gibbs know who Steve Madden is?"
 
He shrugged. "Does he make deck shoes?"


6. "You have to tell me if you want this."

"Are you going to stop if I don't?"

He looked up, scanning the room. "I would if I could."

"Fuck me."

"Thank god."


7. Ducky frowns at him, looking contemplative. "You're not a sadist, are you, Mister Palmer?"

"No, Doctor."

"Thank heaven for small mercies."


8. She hesitated. "Are you going to hurt me?"

"Yes," he said unabashedly, "and if you don't like it, I'll stop."

Elizabeth saw no reason why she should like it; the idea was preposterous. "Is this what you do with those girls?" she asked.

"No," he replied, and the longing look on his face made her regret having asked.


9. (With arymabeth)

When he opened the door, there was a redheaded guy sitting on the bottom bunk; Charles tried not to notice how attractive he was, but it was hard, especially because he was wearing nothing but his underwear, his legs splayed wide.

"Hey, man," his new roommate said amiably, holding up a glass of something red. "You want a bad idea?"


10. Charles kisses the back of his neck. "I like you any way I can have you." Not content with kissing, he moves on to biting, sucking at a spot on the side of Pickles's throat. "And I do intend to have you."


11. They both blinked as the door opened, breaking up the privacy of their little nest. "What the hell is going on in here?" Rodney asked.

"Rodney," Elizabeth said exuberantly. "Just the person I wanted to talk to."

"About what?" Rodney said skeptically, as John batted at Elizabeth's arm.

"Nothing," John told him. "She's drunk," he added in a too-loud whisper.

"From the look and smell of you, she's not the only one," Rodney replied.

"I do not smell," John said, offended.

"You smell like honeysuckles and liquor."

"Thank you," he said, pleased with himself.


12. "Magnus, you, ah, want to weigh in on this? We're talking about some pretty important stuff over here."

Magnus continued staring at the wall.

"He's busy," Nathan said.


13. Charles slapped him sharply across the face. "This isn't a game, Pickles," he said harshly. "Anybody could come in here and take you, do you understand that? Anyone could come along and force you to do anything they wanted."

Skwisgaar grabbed a handful of his dreadlocks, using them to pull his head back. "And tonight, it ams going to be us."


14. John and Radek- along with Lorne, Stackhouse, Dr. Brown, and a depressingly small handful of misfits and cynics- leave with the last flight of the Daedalus. 
  
They both resign as soon as they're back on Earth. 


15. "Are you high?"

"We did some coke earlier," Pickles said shrugging, "and a little bit of speed."

"And somes of the greens pills," Skwisgaar added.

"Yeah, but those are mainly X," he agreed, "and that was before all the gin."

"The gins countertracts the pills," Skwisgaar informed him.

"So, y'know," Pickles said. "No."


16. Charles sighed. He'd been waiting for something like this. "I know a very good dominatrix," Charles said, reaching for his PDA. "Why don't I put you in touch with her."


17. "Toki hit me!"

He sighed. "Toki, is that true?"

"Yes," he admitted, "but Pickle started it!"

"No I didn't!" Pickles protested. "I was only-"

"That's enough," Charles snapped. "If you two don't stop bickering, I'll put you both to bed right now." They had the decency to look ashamed. "I know you know better than that." He reached down, stroking their hair gently. "Show me how nicely you can play together."


18. That's the scariest part, that he doesn't want to fight back, that he'll do exactly everything that's asked of him and that Caldwell knows.

Comments

[clavally]

I find myself really wanting to read 4, 11 and 14.

[cesare]

Eerie! Those were the ones that had me making grabby hands too.

(What's the canon with a person named Pickles?)

[sabinetzin]

That's Metalocalypse. Though, there's also a character on The Oblongs named Pickles, who shares his love of booze and cigarettes. We're convinced they're related.

[anatsuno]

ENTICING, HMM.