I really need a handler.

[sabinetzin]

This began completely... innocently is absolutely the wrong word. But it was not complicated. I was trying to write a description of this sexual position (NSFW), which is not a big deal.

And then everything got COMPLETELY out of hand.

(2:09:12 AM) sabinelagrande: (god, anatomy. I'm going to just draw a tiny picture and insert it into the text)
(2:10:41 AM) sabinelagrande: (I feel like I am describing this in the least sexy way possible, to boot)
(2:11:18 AM) dizmo: Ahahah.
(2:11:39 AM) sabinelagrande: stick figures. I'm going to do it with stick figures
(2:11:46 AM) sabinelagrande: WHERE IS MS PAINT I WILL ACTUALLY DO THIS
(2:12:14 AM) sabinelagrande: I WON'T EVEN USE PHOTOSHOP WE ARE ROLLING OLD SCHOOL
(2:12:24 AM) dizmo: SWEET.
(2:13:04 AM) sabinelagrande: ...I can't decide if it's funnier to give them genitalia or to leave it off
(2:13:13 AM) dizmo: STICK GENITALS!
(2:13:20 AM) sabinelagrande: STICK GENITALS IT IS
(2:13:37 AM) sabinelagrande: ...though no arms.
(2:13:44 AM) sabinelagrande: the arms make everything harder to see
(2:13:53 AM) sabinelagrande: THE ARMS ARE IMMATERIAL
(2:15:04 AM) sabinelagrande: ...charles is quite well endowed for a stick figure, I am noticing
(2:15:15 AM) dizmo: Sweeet.
(2:15:56 AM) sabinelagrande: oh my CHRIST I am bad at stick figures
(2:16:05 AM) dizmo: Ahahahha.
(2:16:19 AM) sabinelagrande: also I think their heads are too big
(2:16:31 AM) sabinelagrande: their heads need to overlap, maybe. probably they are making out at this point
(2:16:52 AM) sabinelagrande: ...or I need to make Charles's stick junk bigger, for illustrative purposes
(2:17:04 AM) dizmo: Yes. Illustrative purposes.
(2:17:08 AM) dizmo: Nothing at all salacious.
(2:17:13 AM) sabinelagrande: NOT AT ALL.
(2:17:55 AM) sabinelagrande: okay, his torso is reaaaally long and his legs are reaaallly short and his johnson is reaaally big
(2:18:00 AM) sabinelagrande: some adjustments must be made
(2:18:29 AM) sabinelagrande: also I think he needs feet
(2:18:33 AM) sabinelagrande: ...big feet.
(2:18:36 AM) dizmo: Ahahaha.
(2:18:47 AM) dizmo: Is he looking a bit much like a tripod?
(2:18:52 AM) sabinelagrande: a little.
(2:19:11 AM) sabinelagrande: this is just. it is becoming a thing now. this will end up like stick wolverine
(2:19:43 AM) dizmo: Ahahah.
(2:19:56 AM) sabinelagrande: FUCK WHERE IS MYSTIQUE'S CROTCH, THIS HAS ALL BECOME PEAR-SHAPED

(2:21:25 AM) sabinelagrande: (GOD HER BOOBS KEEP BEING SQUARE, I'M GOING TO USE THE CIRCLE TOOL)
(2:21:55 AM) dizmo: dfjksadfasdf
(2:22:29 AM) sabinelagrande: there, those are boobs she can be proud of
(2:22:33 AM) sabinelagrande: and by that I mean they are round
(2:23:12 AM) sabinelagrande: ...possibly I should have made this bigger
(2:23:25 AM) sabinelagrande: that or I DEFINITELY have to take the arms out.
(2:23:51 AM) sabinelagrande: ...okay they each can keep one arm. because I only have so many undo slots.
(2:24:26 AM) dizmo: Ahahahha
(2:25:12 AM) sabinelagrande: my masterpiece is complete.
(2:25:18 AM) dizmo: I need to see it.
(2:25:25 AM) sabinelagrande: oh, you're gonna
(2:25:47 AM) sabinelagrande: oh my god, I amuse the holy shit out of myself
(2:25:57 AM) dizmo: I cannot wait for this.
(2:26:18 AM) sabinelagrande: it's actually not that bad.
(2:26:22 AM) sabinelagrande: it's just horrible.

And now, the moment you've been waiting for, my grand masterpiece.



(Please note that the fact that all the lines overlap in the correct fashion is COMPLETELY accidental.)

This is why I will fail my comps.

PS: It didn't help.