Jerry's House of Ass Beating

So. I wracked my brain trying to find something to do with leather, and came up with little. Then I desperately mined the Joann's, and came up empty handed. But then an epiphany! Leather cord! But what can I do with it?

Bondage! ( You knew it was coming. )

There's all this exciting stuff going on that I kind of can't talk about. I can tell you, however, that the story we wrote last night (coffeesuperhero and I) got 256 kudos today.

So in lieu of actual information, it is time for this:

( GIF PAAAAAAAAAAARTY )

This began completely... innocently is absolutely the wrong word. But it was not complicated. I was trying to write a description of this sexual position (NSFW), which is not a big deal.

And then everything got COMPLETELY out of hand.

(2:09:12 AM) sabinelagrande: (god, anatomy. I'm going to just draw a tiny picture and insert it into the text)
(2:10:41 AM) sabinelagrande: (I feel like I am describing this in the least sexy way possible, to boot)
(2:11:18 AM) dizmo: Ahahah.
(2:11:39 AM) sabinelagrande: stick figures. I'm going to do it with stick figures
(2:11:46 AM) sabinelagrande: WHERE IS MS PAINT I WILL ACTUALLY DO THIS
(2:12:14 AM) sabinelagrande: I WON'T EVEN USE PHOTOSHOP WE ARE ROLLING OLD SCHOOL
(2:12:24 AM) dizmo: SWEET.
( The transcript, continued )

And now, the moment you've been waiting for, my grand masterpiece. ( Cut for naked stick figures )

This is why I will fail my comps.

PS: It didn't help.

Good news, everyone! Meet Franziska!

( Ereaders and you )

I have been challenged! to bring forth a Tory picspam, in response to toft's very lovely, yet terribly Tory-free Mythbusters one. And yea, verily, I have brought it forth.

First, I feel like we need to be in the right spirit for Tory and his magnificence: ( Swearing, capslock )

Are we ready now? Okay. ( So very not slow-connection friendly )