This began completely... innocently is absolutely the wrong word. But it was not complicated. I was trying to write a description of this sexual position
(NSFW), which is not a big deal.
And then everything got COMPLETELY out of hand.
(2:09:12 AM) sabinelagrande: (god, anatomy. I'm going to just draw a tiny picture and insert it into the text)
(2:10:41 AM) sabinelagrande: (I feel like I am describing this in the least sexy way possible, to boot)
(2:11:18 AM) dizmo: Ahahah.
(2:11:39 AM) sabinelagrande: stick figures. I'm going to do it with stick figures
(2:11:46 AM) sabinelagrande: WHERE IS MS PAINT I WILL ACTUALLY DO THIS
(2:12:14 AM) sabinelagrande: I WON'T EVEN USE PHOTOSHOP WE ARE ROLLING OLD SCHOOL
(2:12:24 AM) dizmo: SWEET.( The transcript, continued )
And now, the moment you've been waiting for, my grand masterpiece. ( Cut for naked stick figures )
This is why I will fail my comps.
PS: It didn't help.