Ohhh dear.

[sabinetzin]

Oh my god, you guys, three times in as many days, I have gotten kudos notifications on stories and gone, "...what the hell story is that? Did I write something called that?"

So it is past time to do this meme again.

Pop quiz! Pick a sentence or so from anything I've written (consult the AO3), and I'll see if I can identify it. Be brutal, but we will have none of this "Jesus wept" crap. I'm expecting at least ten words here.

Also, for real though, brain, if I'm going to write kinky Charles/Erik, you've got to give me something better than frustrated!dominant!bottom Charles and clueless!newbie!Erik. It's only the frustrated and clueless parts that bother me, mind. But STEP UP YOUR GAME.

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[dizmo]

"You spent ten minutes holding it up to your chest and giggling every time it beeped."

[sabinetzin]

That's Jamie in the one with the long title... A Supposedly Fun Thing Adam Will Never Do Again?

[dizmo]

You are correct! Dingdingding!

[gaffsie]

"Don't even start," he snaps, grabbing John's arm and pulling it around himself, so that John has to press in close behind him (not that John has any complaints about being the big spoon).

[sabinetzin]

This one gave me serious pause, but I think it's Corrected Grain?

[gaffsie]

Correct!

[cesare]

something better than frustrated!dominant!bottom Charles and clueless!newbie!Erik

But is there really anything better than frustrated!dominant!bottom Charles and clueless!newbie!Erik? I'm not so sure...

Quote game: "It suddenly struck him that he was on another planet in another galaxy, all alone in this room with Rodney, where absolutely nobody could possibly reach them. They could just lay here in their big bed, together, and- and sleep. Or make out. Or play grab ass and talk about Star Wars."

[sabinetzin]

But I get so saaaaad when they're mad at each other. And Erik doesn't need to be hard on himself. It makes me want to hit him, and then hug him. But only in that order.

And that's from Not for Lack of Trying, I'm pretty sure.

[cesare]

Yes. :D The one with the Athosian dragon plushy that John cuddles while he's buggy ♥ I love that.