I just want to bang on the drum, etc

[sabinetzin]

Dear flist:

I do not want to work. I want to do this meme again:

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

Go forth, my friends. I'm only really up for SGA, Avengers, and maybe a little XMFC, tbqh.

Comments

[schmerica]

Tell me about the one where Raven and Natasha make out a lot.

[sabinetzin]

They're not done with the first drink before Raven is in her lap, straddling her thighs. Her hair is slick and coarse between Natasha's fingers, and Natasha drags her closer with it, the other hand reaching down to grab her ass.

Vodka's vastly overrated.

[schmerica]

\o/

[jesse_the_k]

Insecure Rodney brings whisky, hits Zelenka up for sex tips.

[sabinetzin]

"Rodney," Zelenka said, taking another sip, knocking back the gutrot Rodney had traded for like it was nothing. "I do not know why this is difficult for you."

Rodney crossed his arms over his chest. "It's not exactly intuitive, now is it?"

"You have had it done before, yes?

"Well, yes, but that's not the-"

"Open your mouth and put it in. Simple."

"It's not- I can't just-"

Zelenka rubbed his temple. "I forget, it is not that simple for you. Hardest part will be to stop talking. After that, the rest is easy."

[jesse_the_k]

Comedy gold!!!!

(I also love yr idea of "3 sentences.")

[grammarwoman]

Clint buys the Avengers action figures, and acts out stories with them.

[sabinetzin]

"That doesn't sound like Bruce at all," Phil says, and Clint near about jumps out of his skin, whipping his head around.

"What I do in here is private," he snaps, embarrassed.

Phil peers over his shoulder anyway. "Did you repaint a Ken doll into a SHIELD agent?"

"Hasbro doesn't make Coulsons," Clint says, trying to shock him.

"You're not doing it right," Phil tells him, and he takes the Hawkeye out of his hands, picking up the Coulson too. "Less of this," he says, holding them apart and making sort of dancing motions with them. "More of this." He puts them together, rubbing them against each other.

"You're the one who said I needed a hobby," Clint says, standing up and putting his arms around Phil's neck.

Phil smirks. "I'll give you something to do."

[grammarwoman]

:D :D :D

Coulson as a repurposed Ken doll - hee! Hope that Clint checks to see if he's anatomically correct.

[everbright]

OMG, there was that one with the explosion and I was like *!!!!!!* but then I was like ROFL, because of course Tony. It was really great!

[seekergeek]

I especially like the one you wrote about John and Rodney meeting the Avengers and John accidentally impregnating Tony Stark!

[sabinetzin]

"It was one time," John mutters.

"It was a great time," Tony says, drumming on his slowly expanding stomach. "Worth it, not so sure. Now, granted, I've had nights that cost me more than this, but that's not really the point here."

"I hate both of you," Rodney says, pinching the bridge of his nose.

[seekergeek]

Yay! \o/

[theleaveswant]

The one where Clint kept trying to steal Tony's ukuleles.

[sabinetzin]

"He's a fucking menace with that thing," Clint said quietly.

"I know," Natasha told him, "but you're doing it backwards. You can't let him know you hate the thing."

"Well, we're past that," Clint said. "He'll just be more suspicious if I make it out like I like it."

Natasha pursed her lips. "Well, you'll just have to sweet-talk Jarvis," she said. "Maybe he'll see reason."

"He's an AI," Clint said. "I would think he'd have seen reason on this one already. But no, Tony's there jamming away. I didn't even know you could play American Pie on a ukulele."

"You can ruin most anything on a ukulele," Natasha told him. "Just try Jarvis. If that doesn't work, Plan B."

"Full frontal assault?"

"Is there any other Plan B?"

[theleaveswant]

*thumbs up*