sabinetzin: "I feel like a million tonight- but one at a time." - Mae West (mae west - a million)
*Mostly because there's a mixture of fur and feathers in this picspam, and due to the quality of the photos and lighting, I can't always determine which one. I also apologize in advance that not all the images have alt text; this is because, except where noted, they are all pictures of Mae West wearing fur. Fill that in.

So today for Kink Bingo, I'd like to talk to you about this bad bitch. Who could it be but Mae? Besides Tallulah. )
sabinetzin: (sga - anthropologist fascinating)
I go on and off with collecting things, but one of the things I love to collect is card decks. Card decks have a lot of attributes that I find excellent in a collectible- there's an endless variety, they're small, I can be satisfied with cheap ones, and I can play with them to my heart's content. I don't just find them pretty or useful, though prettiness and utility are nice. I like the physical sensation of holding a card, of feeling its surface, of weighing it in my hand. That, to me, is one of the most important things about a deck: the kind of sensation it will produce, and how.

There are a lot of decks I could show you, but I just moved, so everything I own is scattered to the winds. But I keep my tarot decks together and on hand, so let's stick with tarot, shall we? And away we go! )
sabinetzin: (vb - slash friends)
Assassins Anonymous is finished! So here is a meme in celebration:

Account created: 2009-12-14
Total stories: 635

Total wordcount: 1081662
Average (mean) wordcount: 1703
Longest story: Nice Place to Visit (42969)
Shortest story: The Expanded Version (94)

Total kudos: 30004
Kudos per story (mean): 47
Story with most kudos:
-cowritten: The Stark Guide to Mission Reports (1127)
-solo: Enough To Go Around (905)

Total comment threads: 2158
Comments threads per story: 3
Story with most comment threads: Marvel One-Shots (90)

Total author subscriptions: 345
Total story subscriptions: 537
Story with most subscriptions: like the ceiling can't hold us (100)

Total bookmarks: 5096
Story with most bookmarks: Enough To Go Around (373)

Stories with no comments or kudos: ahahaha 44. You have to understand, I imported seven years of fic before I started actually using my account. So. All these numbers are really skewed.
sabinetzin: I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you would keep Dracula and Superman away (dc - superman and dracula)
A poll for you!

I have this original comic book I'm developing, right? Here's the premise, if you're just joining us:
Assassins Anonymous tells the story of a group of retired assassins, bound together by their participation in a support group designed to keep them from relapsing into their murderous lifestyles- which, of course, keep coming back to bite them. The story is primarily character-driven with an ensemble cast, made up of various kinds of killers-for-hire: poisoners, weapons experts, killing machines, and the like. Much of the focus is on their everyday lives as they try to stay clean, which is not helped by the way that certain events and people seem to be conspiring against them.

You can also find more information at the tumblr, for all your tumblr needs.

So here's the thing: I've always intended to do a kickstarter for Assassins Anonymous. Originally the idea was to do it to get the first issue printed, but the problem is that I can't find an artist, not one who will commit to working on the comic for free. The new plan is to run a kickstarter to pay an artist to get the comic made. And to that end, I ask for your input!

ETA: For reference, some of the things I'm considering for the rewards include putting backers on special pages of honor, written-to-order short stories, a special (prob digital) book with character backstories etc., just what have you.

Read more... )

PSA

Aug. 7th, 2013 06:56 pm
sabinetzin: (sga - jerry speaking)
Am selling BPAL again For Reasons (that is, to get it out of my house and buy nefarious things)! Behind the cut is the full list; if you want to buy anything, let me know.

Wouldn't you love to smell lovely? )

Poll!

Jul. 30th, 2013 06:09 pm
sabinetzin: To be safe, I am not needing the shoes or the babies. (ngd - umya)
Is anybody interested in playing in a Night Vale RPG?

I'm less interested in playing an LJ/DW style freeform RPG; I'd rather run it as a top-down, DM-vs-players style thing, though I think DW would still be a good platform. It would be small, not more than ten players + DM (me).

I don't intend to try it unless I get at least 4 people interested in playing. Anybody?

ETA: Game's on! Still plenty of room for more people to play.
sabinetzin: (hello ladies)
This post is definitely NSFW, for large images with swear words on them. It is, however, hopefully pretty damn funny. So forgive me. Or don't!

A cross stitch for the penis connoisseur )
sabinetzin: (mp - sir not appearing)
Title: Raw Data
Summary: Just your average, run-of-the-mill temporal anomaly. Nothing serious.
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Word Count: 1261
Rating/Contents: NC-17, marathon sex, time loops
Pairing: Carlos/Cecil
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the endurance square on my [community profile] kink_bingo card. LET'S GET SOME RULE 34 UP IN HERE.

Raw Data )
sabinetzin: (sga - z is for zelenka)
Title: After Sunrise
Summary: Carlos has a morning routine.
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Word Count: 825
Rating/Contents: G, future fic, domestic
Pairing: Carlos/Cecil
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the service square on my [community profile] kink_bingo card. Because at some point I developed all this Carlos headcanon out of nowhere.

After Sunrise )
sabinetzin: To be safe, I am not needing the shoes or the babies. (ngd - umya)
Title: One Year Chip
Summary: It's been one year since Carlos arrived in Night Vale. He doesn't know how many more he'll get.
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Word Count: 785
Rating/Contents: PG-13, introspection, major One Year Later spoilers
Pairing: Cecil/Carlos
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the spaces scenes and settings square on my first [community profile] kink_bingo card. Because Carlooooooos.

One Year Chip )
sabinetzin: (sga - radio free dex)
Title: The Job Fair
Summary: Clint isn't entirely sure that it's a coincidence that the car breaks down right outside of Phil's hometown.
Fandom: MCU/Welcome to Night Vale
Word Count: 5337
Rating/Contents: PG-13, general Night Vale weirdness, minor One Year Later spoilers
Pairing: Clint/Coulson, Cecil/Carlos
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: I figured I might post these Night Vale stories I'm awritin' for the benefit of people who don't follow my MCU-clogged AO3 feed. Also, because Night Vale. This is set post Thor, pre Avengers, post One Year Later, and pre Faceless Old Woman. Because timelines.

The Job Fair )
sabinetzin: (futurama - my lifespiration)
Card 2! )

A card for me and [personal profile] theleaveswant! I do not yet know what we will do, but isn't it a loverly card?
sabinetzin: (jf - pfft idek)
Is anybody interested in taking a co-creator card with me? I have a lot of ideas on ways to collaborate- illustrated words, words to be podficced, tag-team rec lists and picspams, plain old co-written words, etc etc. TBH I think you could do a whole bingo of just Click and Clack meta discussion on the kinks involved, recorded or just written out.

Fandoms I'm down for include MCU, Blake's 7, Welcome to Night Vale, Archer, Venture Bros., Ultimate Spider-Man, or SGA. Also interested in non-fandom stuff. My one request is that we opt out of guro, as it is my one squick from the list.

Takers? Since there's so long until the next round, would be happy to take more than one.

BINGOOOOOOO

Jul. 1st, 2013 06:22 pm
sabinetzin: (fe - jean-baptiste emanuel zorg)
My card! )

Soooooo excite! There's honestly nothing on there I don't want to write. Body inflation! Tears! Two kinds of humiliation! I don't have any plans yet except for body inflation and maybe the wildcard (by god this Carlos/Cecil story is going on here somewhere), so please give to me the prompts. I might blackout, I might not- since the next round isn't for so long, I'll try, but I intend to be fairly lazy about it. I do intend to do one speed-run line to see exactly how long it takes to bingo- fic only, shooting only for the minimum word count but full stories. It will be grand.

While I've got you here, check out some ridiculousness: if you're into MCU and Night Vale, which really, you should be, please enjoy this crossover what I wrote, where Phil is from Night Vale (how else is he so nonchalant?). It pleases me.
sabinetzin: (me - collar plz)
A photoessay for [community profile] kink_bingo ramp-up! So if you ever wanted to see the inside of my toybag, proceed directly to here!
sabinetzin: (Default)
This is something I wrote when I was working in the Park Service for the first time, and may be amusing to- okay I'm posting it because I thought it might amuse [personal profile] eruthros because we were talking about the 30's on twitter. I wrote this a quatrillion years ago, and it is a description of how exactly to don women's daily- not formal, as this does not include a proper foundation garment- attire from the late 1930's.

No part of this is an exaggeration.

How to Dress )

idk idk

May. 21st, 2013 07:21 pm
sabinetzin: (inception - eames is a tomato)
A meme what I stole:

I currently have (exactly!) 600 works archived at AO3. Pick a number from 1 (the most recent) to 600 (the first thing I posted there), and I'll tell you three things I currently like about it.

Go go go!
sabinetzin: (twilight - SHUT UP EDWARD)
[personal profile] bendingwind asked me a five things question! So here is my answering:

What five fictional universes would you want to live in?

Uh, this is really hard, because I tend to like fiction with, y'know, dystopias or constant grave danger and such (I mean, I can't even go to the Harry Potter universe, because I'm just at the right age to have been present and really young at the final battle with Voldemort). But we'll see.

1. The universe of Ghost in the Shell. Still a little dystopic in places, but also really cool.
2. Middle Earth. I've never decided what race I would be. Possibly a dwarf. We can't all be Istari.
3. The universe of The Belonging Kind by William Gibson. Which might if I wasn't lucky just be a run of the mill universe. But.
4. Collinsport. Because the idea of living in a soap opera is HILARIOUS to me, you have no idea. Also, vampires, ghosts, and possibly a phoenix. But no Paul. There never was a Paul.
5. Agatha Christie, A.D. You know what I'm talking about. That fuzzy period between the 20's and 40's where everyone drinks a lot, gets up at three in the afternoon, and throws lovely parties. Sure, people die sometimes, but hey, that's the price of the good life, especially since there never seems to have been a Great Depression. I'd trade it.

Comment and I will give you your own five-things question!
sabinetzin: (marvel - by the hoary effing hosts)
I release these ideas into the ether. GO LITTLE IDEAS, GO

Spoilers, sweetie )

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