Jerry's House of Ass Beating

So I realized I never actually posted the Grog pinup that Lindsay Ishihiro did for me. I couldn't just post it to twitter, because goliath dick, so I am posting it now! The image is v explicit, so I am cutting it here. ( Read more... )

Next up: things to watch! ( Read more... )

I'm doing tarot readings again! 

Generally speaking, due to various factors, I conduct readings by email. You send me (sabinelagrande at gmail) your question and any supplementary information you feel is important to understanding it (a paragraph or so is fine- see this comment), I will do a spread, and I'll send you my interpretation and pictures of the spread. If you want an example of what this looks like, I have one available; I'm not posting it here because I don't want to put my cousin on blast in front of the internet.

I do these to hone my skills and I don't believe in charging for divination, but I do hope that, if the reading helped, you make a charitable donation in the amount you feel appropriate to a conservation or historic preservation organization. Some of these that I like include:

- the National Park Foundation
- the Institute of Southern Jewish Life
- the Mississippi Historical Society (or an equivalent association in your region)
- the Student Conservation Association

But feel free to choose something doing good work of this type in your area, or a COVID charity. No need to send a receipt- this is purely honor system.

Newly, I am also accepting barter. If you make something or provide a service, let's talk.

I'll keep this post up and update it when/if I'm no longer taking requests. Replies are screened in case you want privacy. Currently I am open!

Does anyone happen to have a copy of Open Secrets of the Pegasus Galaxy ( yevgenie 's SGA vid to Everybody Knows)? I asked twitter, but there's a higher concentration of people who might know over here.

I wrote a couple of things, so I'm gonna just rapid-fire them at you:

feeling no pain (3158 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Original Characters
Additional Tags: BDSM Scene, Dungeons, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Tortured Analogies, Flogging, Aftercare, Electrical Play, Dom/sub, Dom Crowley (Good Omens), Sub Aziraphale (Good Omens), Maledom, Non-Sexual Kink, Vignettes, POV Outsider, POV Multiple
Summary: He watches. (A sequel to what you don't confess)


Formality (3432 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Courtship, Post-Almost Apocalypse (Good Omens), Metaphysical Sex, Regular Old Physical Sex, Wings, Spooning
Summary:

Aziraphale has standards, much to Crowley's chagrin.

Rough Puff (1730 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, binge watching, Great British Bake Off - Freeform, Bingate, Silly, Twitter made me do it, Timeline What Timeline
Summary:

Aziraphale learns about baking shows. That's it, that's the whole story.

circumstance will decide (2587 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Resistance Play, Temptation, Tempter Aziraphale (Good Omens), The Arrangement (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Begging, crawling, Dirty Talk
Summary:

Crowley can resist anything but temptation. Aziraphale's temptation, to be specific.

Please enjoy these very good occult/ethereal boys! I know I am.

for I am a bold deceiver (2668 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: First Time, Penis Size, Enthusiastic Consent, Temptation
Summary: Crowley wants something from Aziraphale, but doesn't he always?

Pear-shaped (2578 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Harriet Dowling, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Gardener Aziraphale (Good Omens), Nanny Crowley (Good Omens), Jealous Crowley (Good Omens), Possessive Behavior, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Rough Sex, Claiming sex, Gender Weirdness
Summary: Working at the Dowling residence is both perfectly acceptable and too much for Crowley to bear.


I like to think I'm redeeming myself from the terrible GO fic I wrote in college, and also I just love these very good husbands very much.

Do you like feeds? Do you like Gyakuten Saiban fic? If so, I have made these DW AO3 feeds:

ao3cykesquill_feed for Simon/Athena works
ao3narumitsu_feed for Phoenix/Edgeworth works

I find feeds super useful, particularly AO3 pairing feeds. You can also set them up for characters and whole fandoms, though not freeform tags. The setup is very simple- just navigate to the feeds page - but lmk if I should do an instructional post about it. ETA: I made a tutorial!

Here is that writing survey what I stole from everyone and their momma: ( Read more... )

So, Dual Destinies. TL;DR: it was everything I wanted out of Apollo Justice and didn't get. No plot spoilers, but full character appearance spoilers. ( Take that! )

why wrestle the tide (2074 words) by sabinelagrande
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III/Vex'ahlia, Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III/Grog Strongjaw/Vex'ahlia
Characters: Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Vex'ahlia (Critical Role), Grog Strongjaw
Additional Tags: Post-Campaign 1 (Critical Role), Bondage, Spreader Bars, Vaginal Fingering, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Rough Sex, Femdom, Threesome - F/M/M
Summary:

Sometimes Percy gets a bit out of sorts, but luckily, Vex knows how to sort him out.

Because goddammit what we all need is a little more goliath fucking.