Jerry's House of Ass Beating

Hi! Hello!

So I decided that this year, I was going to actually complete an original fiction project. And I have! I spent all of January and most of February writing an original novella, and you can read it now!



Drew Owen, on accident, becomes the husband of one of the most powerful women in the world. His life is thrown into disarray, just in general, but even more so when he meets someone new. Will everything come crashing down around him, or will he get caught instead?

Special Relationship is an original polyamory femdom novella. Do you like badass ladies? Do you like men who adore them? Do you feel sad about the state of British diplomacy and just want to read something where Brexit got fixed? I have about 30k words of feelings and porn about it for you.

.epub format (89kb) | PDF (414kb)

I'm distributing this for free and it is not for sale. However, I will drop this button if you do feel the spirit move you:



Oh god, it's done. Please go read it. Lord.

So last year some time, I was approached by a small publisher about writing a short-ish story for an anthology of tentacle stories. I agreed wholeheartedly, but then through a series of events, I had to drop out. This is the biggest scene I finished, and I'm posting it now because of another series of events.

Believe it or not, I have a lot of Thoughts about this, about the tension between fictional desire and realistic desire, what we want to see and what we want to actually do. But in lieu of that, have ~1300 words of explicit tentacle porn. It includes underage drinking, kink-shaming, a depiction of noncon of the tentacly variety (in something the character is watching), and discussion of age issues in hentai, so, y'know, be warned in time.

( something here about tentacles )

Here are a bunch of little bite-sized stories, all PG-rated:

( A Short, Sad Story (Ariadne and Cobb) )

( Home (Zelenka) )

( Night (Original) )

( Time Is an Ocean (Weir/Caldwell) )

( the one-eyed man is king (Arthur/Eames) )