Jerry's House of Ass Beating

sabinetzin: it's kind of a shame [that I have a massive hate-on for this pairing], because I do have a really great idea for an anatomy fetish story, where he's like you are blue and naked, I MUST KNOW HOW THIS WORKS.
sabinetzin: and I feel like his opening line is "I have been thinking about your labia a lot."
sabinetzin: I feel like he would do it somewhere wildly inappropriate, because he's thinking about science, like at the dinner table
sabinetzin: and she slaps him and walks out, and Hank just looks confused
sabinetzin: and then Alex is just like... other people did hear that, right? that just happened?
sabinetzin: and then ten minutes later, Hank is eating his mashed potatoes, and he drops his fork and he's like OH FUCK ME
sabinetzin: and Erik is like, yeah, well, Raven's not gonna do it. ::cockblocker smile::
sabinetzin: Erik does have a trollface.
sabinetzin: so many missed opportunities to indulge my mad scientist kink.

Later somewhere down here he does apologize, and mad scientist type things are accomplished. IDK. I can't decide if it's super hot or she's like, BORED NOW halfway through it. Could go either way.

That's all I got.

1. Still trying not to write the threesome fic, even though I have a GREAT John speech written in my head- yes, I just used John and speech in the same sentence, that is how epic this speech is. In fairness, it does begin, "Fuck you, McKay," so how could it not be great?

2. Trying to write Charles/Erik is giving me a conniption fit. You see, I sat down to write some fic with disabled Charles, because there isn't enough of it and I feel like researching and writing it would be beneficial. But I didn't even get that far, because the only story idea I have is SO DEPRESSING that I don't even know what to do with myself. I don't know if they would even get into bed for crying all over each other. It would just be The Day Charles Sat In His Wheelchair and Ate Haagen-Dazs* To Make Himself Feel Better, And Also Erik Ate Some Too. Oh god.

*He was going to be eating Ben and Jerry's, but I did my historical research.

3. Went and got my hair done at Rodney today.

Wait, wait, let me check... yes, still funny.

I do sort of look like the lovechild of Doc Hammer and Rogue. There is no bad here.

4. Good god, it is the return. ( Sabine and Lizzy Theatre! With special guests, Mystique-related TMI, etc. )

My brain is like, like- like imagine an octopus on a three day meth bender. That's what my brain is like right now. Like, the inside of my mind looks like Lil from Squidbillies. It's all fried out and stringy and jumping all over everything.

So, in lieu of me trying to type more things that don't make any sense: ( Sabine and Lizzy Theatre (With special guests!) )

I am so bored, you guys. Lately has been a frenzy of hurry up and wait; I'm leaving for Guatemala in two weeks, and it's more or less all over but the packing and the worrying. Ugh.

On the bright side, I has a arymabeth, who has finally moved here! And as such, I has a ( Sabine and Lizzy Theatre! )