Jerry's House of Ass Beating

I made my first etsy listing in ten forevers! So if you ever wanted a cross stitch that says "Hallowed are the Ori" on it (and don't we all), please proceed to here. I set the price point what I feel is a little high, just to test the waters. We'll see what happens.

Didn't somebody here say that they sell cross stitch patterns on etsy? I make my own, but I don't know how to digitize them. Halp?

So. The challenge at kink_bingo this month is tiny little fanworks! So here is an adorable (for certain values of the word adorable) little bite-sized blackout for you. 25 stories, each at or under 100 words. NC-17, with nothing really to warn about, other than the kinks themselves. The fandoms and pairings are (deep breath):

Fandoms: Ace Attorney, Stargate Atlantis, Metalocalypse, Blake's 7, SG-1, XMFC, X-Men movieverse, Inception, Star Trek (2009), MythBusters RPF

Pairings: Franziska/Gumshoe, John/Rodney, Elizabeth/Teyla, Pickles/octopus, Weir/Caldwell, John/Caldwell, Servalan/Travis, Sam/Daniel/Jack, John/Ronon, Charles Xavier/OFC, Teyla/Kanaan, Mystique/Wolverine, Ariadne/Eames, Charles/Pickles, Charles Xavier/others, John solo, Lorne/any, Kirk/Bones, Rodney/others, John/Rod, Tory/Grant/Adam, Miles/Phoenix, Mia/Diego, Rodney/Teyla/John, Avon/Servalan

Kinks: gags, domestic / tradesman kink, sensation play, tentacles, subspace / headspace, whipping / flogging, painplay (other), genital torture, leather / latex / rubber, caning, phonesex / epistolary, scars / scarification, wildcard (gender play), drugs / aphrodisiacs, body alteration / injury, enemas, anonymity, medical kink, orgies and decadence, mirrors and doubles, fucking machines, animal play, sex toys (non-penetrating), pegging / strap-ons, emotion play

( Many cuts behind the cut, like you do )

Updated: 9/8/09
Through: 9/8/09

This is a listing of all Stargate: SG-1 and Stargate: Atlantis/SG-1 crossover stories, organized alphabetically.( Read more... )

Title: Public Timeline
By: sabinelagrande/sabinetzin and arymabeth
Summary: @dr_dr_mckay is stuck in a jumper at the bottom of the ocean & needs your help! Please RT!!
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate: SG-1
Word Count: ~2000
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, language, incredible silliness, spoilers for Grace Under Pressure, total crack
Pairing: A whole lot of them, in sort of a slapsticky way, but mostly Weir/Caldwell, Lorne/Zelenka, one-sided McKay/Carter, O'Neill/Carter, Vala/Daniel, and a little McShep for flavor
A/N: So there are a couple of nu!Trek fics going around that immortalize the Enterprise crew's Twitter feeds. So we were talking about it, and arymabeth went "They so use twitter at the SGC" and I went, "Dude, what if they were on twitter during Grace Under Pressure". And, lo, this happened. And we do not apologize for it at all.

( Public Timeline )

Title: Marie of Romania
Summary: Love is a thing that can never go wrong.
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Word Count: 735
Rating/Warnings: Hard R, light (resolved) angst
Pairing: Jack/Daniel, Jack/Sam/Daniel
A/N: Things I Am Tired Of In Slash, Part One: I am tired of reading Daniel/Sam/Jack stories that are actually Jack/Daniel stories where Sam hangs out for a while and then gracefully bows out because the love of Daniel and Jack is Proper and True. If you wanna write Jack/Daniel, write Jack/Daniel; I'm just tired of my OT3 getting broken up in stories that are supposed to be about my OT3. I don't go around breaking up your OT3. So I wrote the opposite, or maybe the logical extension. Also I debate whether this is fluff_friday appropriate. Hmm. It is Friday, after all.

( Marie of Romania )

Title: I have known the eyes already
Summary: "This is the worst thing," he says, breaking off to catch her lips with his again, "that has ever happened to me."
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate SG-1
Word Count: 805
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU (...canon AU?), sadface
Pairing: Carter/Rodney (the alternate version from SG-1 10.13 "The Road Not Taken")
A/N: Here on Hate on Rodney Week, it is permissible to love on alternate Rodney, because he evinces so many unRodneylike characteristics, and also he is generally much less of a dick. Also I think we all know I stole the title from TS Eliot, cause that's just kinda how I roll sometimes.

( I have known the eyes already )