Jerry's House of Ass Beating

So. The challenge at kink_bingo this month is tiny little fanworks! So here is an adorable (for certain values of the word adorable) little bite-sized blackout for you. 25 stories, each at or under 100 words. NC-17, with nothing really to warn about, other than the kinks themselves. The fandoms and pairings are (deep breath):

Fandoms: Ace Attorney, Stargate Atlantis, Metalocalypse, Blake's 7, SG-1, XMFC, X-Men movieverse, Inception, Star Trek (2009), MythBusters RPF

Pairings: Franziska/Gumshoe, John/Rodney, Elizabeth/Teyla, Pickles/octopus, Weir/Caldwell, John/Caldwell, Servalan/Travis, Sam/Daniel/Jack, John/Ronon, Charles Xavier/OFC, Teyla/Kanaan, Mystique/Wolverine, Ariadne/Eames, Charles/Pickles, Charles Xavier/others, John solo, Lorne/any, Kirk/Bones, Rodney/others, John/Rod, Tory/Grant/Adam, Miles/Phoenix, Mia/Diego, Rodney/Teyla/John, Avon/Servalan

Kinks: gags, domestic / tradesman kink, sensation play, tentacles, subspace / headspace, whipping / flogging, painplay (other), genital torture, leather / latex / rubber, caning, phonesex / epistolary, scars / scarification, wildcard (gender play), drugs / aphrodisiacs, body alteration / injury, enemas, anonymity, medical kink, orgies and decadence, mirrors and doubles, fucking machines, animal play, sex toys (non-penetrating), pegging / strap-ons, emotion play

( Many cuts behind the cut, like you do )

Title: The Perils of Plumbing
Summary: Tarrant for the assist.
Fandom: Blake's 7
Word Count: 951
Rating/Contents: G (that's right, a watersports story you can read with your grandma)
Pairing: Gen, Dayna+Tarrant friendship
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the watersports square on my kink_bingo card. Don't let that fool you; this is possibly the least hardcore story I have ever written. This is, like, the preslash of watersports. If that makes sense.

( The Perils of Plumbing )

a. The story where Jennifer finally breaks up with Rodney not because their lives are moving in different directions, but because he thinks she's a fucking prize to fight with Ronon over. I want to see her RIGHTEOUS RAGE for once, because she's certainly due some. Like, I'm tired of this mature, adult bullshit; I want to see her get so pissed off that she punches Rodney right in the face.

Then maybe Rodney could have some character growth in a good direction, JFC.

b. The epic tale of Avon and Vila's D/s relationship, wherein Avon is a really bad top and Vila is a really bad sub, but they're both sort of addicted to each other. And then after, like, sixty chapters of drama, they would have A Moment where Avon would say something really sweet like, "Don't fucking die, you stupid ass, I don't want to train anybody else."

Unfortunately I think that it would be like me and three other people who would want to read this story. BUT IT WOULD BE EPIC YOU GUYS. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Title: Disobedient
Summary: John just needs a guiding hand.
Fandom: Blake's 7/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1000
Rating/Contents: NC-17, D/s, possible dubcon, pure self-indulgence
Timeline: Series A-B (B7); AU (SGA). No real canon knowledge needed or spoilers given.
Pairing: Servalan/Caldwell/John (that's right, you heard me)
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING. Neither does coffeesuperhero or, for that matter, Hedonism Bot.

( Disobedient )

I got bored and there was a Mythbusters marathon on, so doll clothes won the day! (Dreamwidthers: Previous crafty entries are here.) ( Lovely Addy pictures behind the cut! )

ETA: Oh! I forgot to show you my Blake's 7 pincushion!

Yeah, I said it. Nerdiest thing ever made? Maybe.

Updated: 4/20/10
Through: 4/20/10

This is a listing of all crossover stories, organized alphabetically and by fandoms; crossovers between SGA and SG-1 are on the SG-1 page. Links to stories written before May 2009 go to Livejournal; those after go to Dreamwidth.( Read more... )