Jerry's House of Ass Beating

Title: Nice Place To Visit
Summary: When an accident leaves John and Rodney stranded on a far-flung planet, Rodney gets a crash course in- among other things- cultural relativity, calligraphy, BDSM, and the care and feeding of heavily drugged Lieutenant Colonels.
Preview: Available here.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 42960
Rating/Contents: NC-17, with warnings: (skip) This story deals heavily with consent issues. While there is no non-consensual sexual activity depicted, some readers may find certain scenes objectionable or triggering. Consensual D/s relationships are also depicted and explored; there are graphic depictions of bondage, spanking, and non-permanent marking.
Pairing: Rodney/John, Weir/Caldwell
Notes and Acknowledgements: About ten months ago, I sat down and thought, "You know what would be hilarious? If aliens did something to make John submissive all the time, and it turned him into the most useless motherfucker in two galaxies."

And so, this happened.

I'd like to give huge thanks to my lovely betas, aliaras and mecurtin, to my loving fangirl arymabeth, and to my flist, all of whom were instrumental in turning a weird little 5000 word slavefic into the sprawling (but still weird) epic you see before you. I couldn't have done it without them; it's up to you to decide whether that's a good thing or a bad one. Also, I'd like to give a nod to bell, whose Take It planted the seed that became this story.

Phew!

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Also, remember to go and see calcitrix's fantastic companion artwork, Looking Homeward and Warrior's Respite!