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A list of cross stitch information
Dec. 28th, 2020 06:53 pmI've been cross stitching for *checks watch* about thirty years, and here is a list of lists of things you should have or know. ( allons-y )
So. I wracked my brain trying to find something to do with leather, and came up with little. Then I desperately mined the Joann's, and came up empty handed. But then an epiphany! Leather cord! But what can I do with it?
Bondage! ( You knew it was coming. )
Bondage! ( You knew it was coming. )
Crafts: Dirty talkin' with thread
Jul. 5th, 2013 10:45 pmThis post is definitely NSFW, for large images with swear words on them. It is, however, hopefully pretty damn funny. So forgive me. Or don't!
( A cross stitch for the penis connoisseur )
( A cross stitch for the penis connoisseur )
Apparently I'm into making money lately
Apr. 3rd, 2013 06:56 pmI have new things on my etsy store! I finally figure out how to digitize my cross stitch patterns (KG-Chart came into my life, and nothing will ever be the same), so I've put a couple up for sale:
-A lovely rendition of the Deadpool insignia, complete with inspirational quote
-A Bender sampler, with blackjack, and hookers
Please enjoy, won't you?
-A lovely rendition of the Deadpool insignia, complete with inspirational quote
-A Bender sampler, with blackjack, and hookers
Please enjoy, won't you?
+ OMG Happy Samhain/Halloween/early Dia de los Muertos, everyone! This are my favorite holiday, natch.
-/+ I accidentally made enough soul cakes to feed the Kiss Army. Delicious, but unwieldy. /o\ Maybe they will freeze properly?
+ MC Frontalot tonight! I have not yet gotten in costume yet (the two Halloween things I was going to do this weekend I called off because of exhaustion), nor do I have one lined up, so I am going as whatever I can find in my closet, that being a Dracula and/or a goth. I thought about wearing the full out Orpheus costume, because where else would people recognize it but a Frontalot show, but then I thought floor-length cape + standing room only venue = bad times.
- Okay, I know it's hard to digitize a cross stitch pattern, esp. a big one, and while it's not ideal to send me a .jpg instead of a .pdf, I can work with that. However. Kinda gonna need you to 1) mark the center 2) tell me the dimensions. All I know is that it is A Lot x A Lot (OH GOD I NEED AN ALOT OF STITCHES), and I do not care to count them all, esp. when you didn't mark the tens (or the twelves, or the fourteens, w/e) either.
I just want to make this Dalek, ffs, so I don't have to grade. PROCRASTINATE
- I really... don't give a damn about NaNo. I mean, I am pleased that people are participating, and I hope they have fun, but I've never even gotten anywhere near finishing. I think I got up close to 10000 words one time, but all I turn out is crap writing original stuff that fast (and obvs I can't write fic anywhere near that fast).
+ This post should end with something happy. Idk, idk, I have the most beautiful flowers and a needle organizer that seems already to be the best thing ever. Hurrah!
-/+ I accidentally made enough soul cakes to feed the Kiss Army. Delicious, but unwieldy. /o\ Maybe they will freeze properly?
+ MC Frontalot tonight! I have not yet gotten in costume yet (the two Halloween things I was going to do this weekend I called off because of exhaustion), nor do I have one lined up, so I am going as whatever I can find in my closet, that being a Dracula and/or a goth. I thought about wearing the full out Orpheus costume, because where else would people recognize it but a Frontalot show, but then I thought floor-length cape + standing room only venue = bad times.
- Okay, I know it's hard to digitize a cross stitch pattern, esp. a big one, and while it's not ideal to send me a .jpg instead of a .pdf, I can work with that. However. Kinda gonna need you to 1) mark the center 2) tell me the dimensions. All I know is that it is A Lot x A Lot (OH GOD I NEED AN ALOT OF STITCHES), and I do not care to count them all, esp. when you didn't mark the tens (or the twelves, or the fourteens, w/e) either.
I just want to make this Dalek, ffs, so I don't have to grade. PROCRASTINATE
- I really... don't give a damn about NaNo. I mean, I am pleased that people are participating, and I hope they have fun, but I've never even gotten anywhere near finishing. I think I got up close to 10000 words one time, but all I turn out is crap writing original stuff that fast (and obvs I can't write fic anywhere near that fast).
+ This post should end with something happy. Idk, idk, I have the most beautiful flowers and a needle organizer that seems already to be the best thing ever. Hurrah!
Two things:
Feb. 25th, 2011 04:14 pm1. Do you like Metalocalypse? Do you like paling around? Are you on the DW? Then get your ass to ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
snakesfromdildos, DW's second (second! The first is an LJ fandom newsletter crosspost and doesn't count) Metalocalypse comm.
2. I have been crafting again!
( Plushies! )
( Hoods! )
snakesfromdildos, DW's second (second! The first is an LJ fandom newsletter crosspost and doesn't count) Metalocalypse comm.2. I have been crafting again!
( Plushies! )
( Hoods! )
Hurrah, crafts!
Mar. 28th, 2010 01:40 pmI got bored and there was a Mythbusters marathon on, so doll clothes won the day! (Dreamwidthers: Previous crafty entries are here.) ( Lovely Addy pictures behind the cut! )
ETA: Oh! I forgot to show you my Blake's 7 pincushion!
Yeah, I said it. Nerdiest thing ever made? Maybe.
ETA: Oh! I forgot to show you my Blake's 7 pincushion!
Yeah, I said it. Nerdiest thing ever made? Maybe.
